BRIKWARS is the plastic-brick wargaming system that throws the peaceful worlds of your favorite construction toys into wanton chaos and destruction!
Mike - March 22, 2013 - Uncategorized

There are no construction bricks in this video, but fish? Check. Blasphemy? Check. Zombie cowboys? Check.

These may be some of the most BrikWarsy fifteen minutes ever set to film. Lazarus’s resurrection, in particular, is as fine an example of a Heroic Feat as I’ve ever seen.

After several defeats at the hands of MNGG, the Clone Horde moves on to attack Professor Ken's Lego Coalition instead.
Mike - December 1, 2008 - Uncategorized
With the holidays upon us, the pace of battles is increasing. What is it about time spent home with the family that inspires so much violence?
Professor Ken vs. Darth Mohawk: Lego vs. the Clone Brick Horde annotated gallery on BrickShelf
NatalyaAF’s Assyrian Empire vs. the Czech Republic gallery on BrickShelf
Zahru’s Castle Battle: Imperial Army vs. Orcs and Skellies thread on the BrikWars forums
Arkbrik’s Sir Johnny vs. the Dragon thread on the BrikWars forums
Shaeph’s Mini-Armageddon gallery on BrickShelf
Thyclaine’s Battle On The Hardwood Plains on the BrikWars forums
A double leg amputation doesn't slow down the deadly Nestle Bunny.
Mike - November 2, 2008 - Uncategorized

Bluebright’s hit the scene with what have to be the funniest pair of battle reports I’ve read in a long, long time. The artistic use of minifig blood (and of hot lava) should serve as an inspiration to all players.

What’s more, he’s included time-lapse videos for each battle, which is also awesome.

Bluebright’s Intro Battle #1
Bluebright’s Battle of the Butts
Mike - October 30, 2008 - Uncategorized

Durandalski and his sister toss over a hundred troops at each other, in a semi-heated battle between the forces of Commander Roland of Morfair and Princess Liader of Brinstar. Each side rolled dice to determine their secret mission objective, and then sent their armies into a battle of cataclysmic… surrendering.

Fortunately some of the surrendering units turned out to be faking it.

Durandalski’s report includes the following passage, which is very satisfying:

“We estimated that over half of each of our forces, that’s nearly 60 minifigs, were killed in an area about 1 and a half feet square. The bodies were piled up on each other, and the living had to be propped up on top of the dead. I also sniped my own medic, after he failed six revival attempts.”

Durandalski’s Mission Battle
Oleetku fighters!
Mike - September 30, 2008 - Uncategorized
I came across a couple of BrikWars reviews today – the first is great for its use of the term “Brick nipples,” but the second is simply amazing. It may be the single best BrikWars review I’ve ever listened to. It’s only four episodes after the Dwarf Fortress review, and they only used the phrase “really retardedly broken” once.

The verdict: “This is a game where you can have dueling spider robots covered in ninjas crashing into each other under an airship exploding.”

Play This Thing Game Reviews: Tabletop Tuesday: BrikWars
Oleetku Studios Freeware Game Review #15: BrikWars (scroll down to episode 15)
ktBombshell's stingray man is a pretty cool guy. He kills Steve Irwin and doesn't afraid of anything.ktBombshell's stingray man is a pretty cool guy. He kills Steve Irwin and doesn't afraid of anything.
Mike - August 11, 2008 - Uncategorized
August sees a healthy share of violence, with battles between Mohawk and Professor Ken, further battles between OneEye589 and ktBombshell, and a chariot battle by Shaeph.
Mohawk vs. Professor Ken, battle 1, on BrickShelf
Mohawk vs. Professor Ken, battle 2, on BrickShelf
OneEye589 vs. ktBombshell, battle 1, on BrickShelf
OneEye589 vs. ktBombshell, battle 2, on BrickShelf
Shaeph’s Chariot Battle on the BrikWars Forum
Nice. But the name makes me wish their logo was an armchair in uniform.
Mike - August 5, 2008 - Uncategorized

Armchair General is putting up a pretty awesome series of articles – “Tactics 101,” in which they cover a specific tactical concept each month and describe how to use it in play. While most BrikWars games will never reach this level of seriousness, I still find myself wishing I’d discovered this series months ago.

Tactics 101 on Armchair General
Armchair General magazine
The Kassarian fleet prepares for battle.
Mike - August 4, 2008 - Uncategorized

Gladius posts to the forum with a full-fledged ruleset for microscale Lego spaceship combat, and cool microscale Lego spaceship photos to back it up.

Micro Space Wars by Lukas W.P. v1.8
Gladius’s microfleet Flickr gallery
MegaBlox Mountain stands ready to defy all invaders.
Mike - August 1, 2008 - Uncategorized
Led by the football-obsessed Piltogg, the Minnesota Gamers Guild is making a name for itself for its genocidal crusades. Earlier struggles of ethnic cleansing against peach-colored minifigs are now being followed up with battles to wipe out the forces of Mega Bloks.

Be warned! Piltogg hasn’t yet perfected the art of the line break, so you’ll need to resize your browser window for some of the write-ups to line up correctly.

Aug 1: MNGG’s Megablox vs. Lego Battle II write-up
Jul 20: MNGG’s Space Race write-up
Jul 20: MNGG’s Battle of the Bloody Books write-up
Mar 2: Piltogg’s Megablox v. Lego I gallery on BrickShelf
Dan's soldier pauses momentarily to freak out after his buddy up ahead falls off the bridge and into MOLTEN LAVA.
Mike - July 29, 2008 - Uncategorized
More battle reports are posting every month as the summer fighting season swings into full gear. This time around we’ve got dimension-hopping side quests, demon gates, assassins at McDonald’s, exploding horses, a soldier with a grenade for a head, a mech with its feet on backwards, and HOT MAGMA. Not to mention an accounting error that destroys the world.
Sgt. Pepper’s Viking Showdown
The Wizard’s Urban Warfare battle
Red Clay Studios’ Division By Zero battle
Sibling Rivalry II: Battle of the Weird Lands
The Crazy Clone’s Vikings vs. Aliens battle
Moron Studios’ Siege of Brikinville