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Awesome script

Postby Predator » Sun Aug 19, 2012 9:59 am

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1.<!DOCTYPE HTML>2.   <html lang="en-US">3.   <head>4.      <meta charset="UTF-8">5.      <title>My Little penis Astarte egg (demo)</title>6.      <style>7.         #mlp {8.            border: 10px solid rgba(0,0,0,.3);9.            border-radius: 7px;10.            position: fixed;11.            top: 35%;12.            left: 34%;13.            z-index: 9999;14.         }15.         .hidden {16.            display: none;17.         }18.      </style>19.      <script type="text/javascript" src="https://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.7.2/jquery.min.js"></script>20.      <script type="text/javascript">21.         $(document).ready(function (){22.            $("body").keydown(function (event) {23.               // Control + Shift + S:24.               if(event.shiftKey && event.ctrlKey && event.keyCode == 83) {25.                  event.preventDefault();26.                  $("#mlp").toggleClass("hidden");27.               }28.            });29.         });30.      </script>31.   </head>32.   <body>33.      <section class="hidden" id="mlp">34.         <a href="http://fuckhuiswerk.nl/hacks">35.            <img src="http://fuckhuiswerk.nl/img/smileys/mlp.gif">36.         </a>37.      </section>38.   </body>39.   </html>

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Re: Awesome script

Postby Zupponn » Sun Aug 19, 2012 10:57 am

Wow. That looks like a pile of steaming shit. I don't think I can even be bothered to try and decipher that code.
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Re: Awesome script

Postby Predator » Sun Aug 19, 2012 11:54 am

Zupponn wrote:Wow. That looks like a pile of steaming shit. I don't think I can even be bothered to try and decipher that code.

Trust me it's awesome. I'll PM you what it does if you don't tell anyone.
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Re: Awesome script

Postby Natalya » Sun Aug 19, 2012 1:31 pm

Looks kinda pointless IMO.
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Re: Awesome script

Postby Predator » Sun Aug 19, 2012 1:41 pm

Natalya wrote:Looks kinda pointless IMO.

Maybe, but aren't Astarte eggs always pointless? I think Astarte eggs in sites are fun though. Roaming Rarity was cool, Nyanit.com is epic.
Also, some of these word filters really suck.
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Re: Awesome script

Postby Natalya » Sun Aug 19, 2012 1:44 pm

Does Eastér filter to Astarte?


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Yup.
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Re: Awesome script

Postby Predator » Sun Aug 19, 2012 1:48 pm

Natalya wrote:Does Eastér filter to Astarte?


*EDIT*

Yup.

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Re: Awesome script

Postby Zupponn » Sun Aug 19, 2012 4:43 pm

Predator wrote:Also, some of these word filters really suck.

No, they all have a purpose.

Astarte
Saturnalia
snuggle
dapper
Piltogg
Manly
my floppy penis
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Re: Awesome script

Postby Colette » Sun Aug 19, 2012 4:59 pm

Comprehensive list of word filters (as compiled by Colette):

Piltogg (hítler)
Astarte (éaster)
Saturnalia (chrístmas)
snuggle (rápe)
thesnuggly (thérapy)
dapper (gáy)
homeschooled (hómosexual)
phallic (íslamic)
spam (m.b.t)
Förces (forces with umlaut)
pr0n (pórn)
Blitzen, distinguished Owner of the English Language (bíz)
alot (alót)
razgrizzly (fúrry)
penis (póny)
politician (démocrat)
politician (républican)
my floppy penis (tárren)
My Little penises (chúck nórris)
goatse anus (quóte tunnel)
yo ho ho (wórdfilter)
Piltogg (názi)
princess (dÿke)
Norway (Nórway)
queer (queér)
weird penis (spíderman)
cult (cát)

Let me know if there were any that I missed. I know there was one more about blitzen and another about terrorism/classy behavior.
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Re: Awesome script

Postby Zupponn » Sun Aug 19, 2012 5:02 pm

You missed:

my floppy penis (T@rren)
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Re: Awesome script

Postby Thesson » Sun Aug 19, 2012 5:08 pm

thesnuggly (therapy_)
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Re: Awesome script

Postby IVhorseman » Sun Aug 19, 2012 5:58 pm

word filters are best left secret.

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Re: Awesome script

Postby Colette » Sun Aug 19, 2012 6:20 pm

Thesson wrote:thesnuggly (therapy_)


Doesn't that go under rápe in general?
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Re: Awesome script

Postby Natalya » Sun Aug 19, 2012 8:09 pm

There are so many others, you have no idea.
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Re: Awesome script

Postby Colette » Sun Aug 19, 2012 8:11 pm

Natalya wrote:There are so many others, you have no idea.


I'm going to like post the oxford dictionary and look for changes then.
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