HOLY SHI- HE'S ALIVE!

[501stCadians]

I'll be sure to let my engineer know that 60's newspapers are not a good replacement for steel bars in filled cores.

Now hold on just a second. A single example of structural failure is exciting and everything but it hardly represents a thorough survey. I'm going to need to see newspaper-stuffed cinderblock walls in a much wider variety of environments and conditions, and IV jump-testing each of them one by one.

This.

[Tzan]

If you need me, I'll be standing behind the bullet proof glass wall.

[Ross_Varn]

Mythbusters says it ain't bulletproof.

Run.

[Keldoclock]

To be fair, nothing's bulletproof, only increasingly bullet-resistant. Police vests can be penatrated by assault rifles, but if the criminals have ARs then SWAT is called in.

[Tzan]

Tzan and Ross_Varn are standing on the same side of a "bullet proof" glass wall. Tzan pulls out a gun and shoots Ross in the leg.

"Hey you're right, I stand corrected"

[Almighty Benny]

"Hey you're right, I stand corrected"

Which is more than we can say for Ross

[IVhorseman]

I'll be sure to let my engineer know that 60's newspapers are not a good replacement for steel bars in filled cores.

Now hold on just a second. A single example of structural failure is exciting and everything but it hardly represents a thorough survey. I'm going to need to see newspaper-stuffed cinderblock walls in a much wider variety of environments and conditions, and IV jump-testing each of them one by one.

There's three more walls on the property that are built exactly the same way. you can lean on them and they start to tip and sway. I'm unable to jump as of yet, but we need differently weighted jumpers anyways.

Why not my floppy penis?

[Natalya]

I'll be sure to let my engineer know that 60's newspapers are not a good replacement for steel bars in filled cores.

Now hold on just a second. A single example of structural failure is exciting and everything but it hardly represents a thorough survey. I'm going to need to see newspaper-stuffed cinderblock walls in a much wider variety of environments and conditions, and IV jump-testing each of them one by one.

Have him do the jumps in random order so we can eliminate any lurking variables as to his jump velocity from one wall to the next.

There's three more walls on the property that are built exactly the same way. you can lean on them and they start to tip and sway. I'm unable to jump as of yet, but we need differently weighted jumpers anyways.

Why not my floppy penis?

No, we just have one jumper to cancel out other peoples jumping styles and body mass differences.

[IVhorseman]

Why not my floppy penis?

[stubby]

Gabriel Corbett, Michigan High School Student, Dies In Wall Collapse Doing Pull-Ups

They're out to get us!

[Tzan]

District finance chief Steve Cook said there had been no reports of structural problems in the locker room, which was built in 1990.

I'll be sure to let my engineer know that 90's newspapers are not a good replacement for steel bars in filled cores.

[Ross_Varn]

"Hey you're right, I stand corrected"

Which is more than we can say for Ross

Ahahaha

[RoC77]

I'm just curious, why no one has yet made a vignette of what happend to IVhorseman?

[cherikov]

UGHHHHH... please stop speaking... inferior one!