n00b Influx

[Cpt. Zipps]

Everyone was a newb at one ponit but lattely we've been getting a lot of n00bs such as Yoda Dog and spartan117.

[piltogg]

No, you were seen as a noob because of your getting hit by a car going 60 miles per hour and having it flip over you and shit.

not what I said happened. that was the exaggerated version somebody else said.

[OneEye589]

Yea, I know. It was me. Not like the real story of the car going only 55mph, you getting hit and going into a roll, getting out of the incident with nothing wrong with you is any more believable.

[eclipse]

It is pure irony in its self that a n00b posted a thread about well n00bs.

[Cpt. Zipps]

Are you calling me a n00b?

[OneEye589]

Zipps is definitely not a n00b.

[AdrianTheGeek]

Yes, I was once a nOOb. Sure I'm not anymore, but I still have the title. It's like a scar to my painful past.

[Scribonius]

Yes, I was once a nOOb. Sure I'm not anymore, but I still have the title. It's like a scar to my painful past.

*grin* *holds hand up* N00b here, ready for target practice! I figure that was the designated desire, yes?

[Warhead]

...

So, anyway, on a related note...


I got this the other day...

Username: clonetroll101

Subject: Re: pweas can u make me a sig stick

I wanna have a spacey guy called commander x5-lk hes a cyborg

Leaving aside that this guy has lurked enough to spot that I'm making Sig-Figs on a thread but hasn't lurked enough to know what I need from him to make the Sig and I've nothing against this guy for asking but he has no posts yet at all, who the hell is he to me or the forum? Personally, I blame Silva' I think he's behind anything n00bish, he's their queen. Like in Aliens where the things shitting out eggs quicker than a pr0n Star can shoot out Ping-Pong balls. He's making 'em.

We have to go destroy the n00b nest...

[Killer Karetsu]

Am I a n00b...
or was I a n00b...

I think I wrote it wrong...

[Tuefish]

I got this the other day...

Username: clonetroll101

Subject: Re: pweas can u make me a sig stick

I wanna have a spacey guy called commander x5-lk hes a cyborg

Hey, if you don't mind, I think I'll take this one:


First, and most prominently, it features a "Sig stick" now, as we all know, "stick" is just another word for "Rune" hence the Sig rune.
next, we have the commander himself, note the fact that he is half robot, or, "Cyborg" Also, he is quite "spacey" in a Jean-Luc picard sort of way.
the quality of the product equals the quality of the request.

PS. I have no idea what the fuck a "Pweas" is, but I'm not even going to try to draw one.

[stubby]

Leaving aside that this guy has lurked enough to spot that I'm making Sig-Figs on a thread but hasn't lurked enough to know what I need from him to make the Sig and I've nothing against this guy for asking but he has no posts yet at all, who the hell is he to me or the forum?

Nah, he's made plenty of posts, it's just that so far all of them have been too stupid to pass my minimum requirements for not deleting on sight. I left a couple up today for your enjoyment (temporarily - see here), but trolling is serious business and you've just got to have higher standards than this guy.

[Magic Soap]

Pweas: It's the currency of the island of Hesperides.

[Fulizer]

you don't enter noobdom, yo0u enter N00bdom, theres a difference.

[aoffan23]

because there's something even more noob-ish going on now.

I've noticed that not only are we experiencing said noob influx, they are starting to have mini-noob wars everywhere. There have been multiple threads contaminated by the bullshit that comes out of the mouth of these pre-pubescent weirdos. A hotspot for such activity is the Junkyard Battle thread, which I've officially decided to stop reading to save my sanity.

I've also noticed that these arguments have consisted almost solely of:
Krus
naussica
OREOAWESOMENUMBERS
solvess

Just thought I'd share this for no reason whatsoever.