In the Cold North - Forum RPG

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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby Quantumsurfer » Tue Sep 24, 2013 9:37 am

Sure, and as soon as this goes south, I'm making with the hiding and the running.
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby IVhorseman » Tue Sep 24, 2013 7:41 pm

no. no no no.

we do not attack the goblin camp full of motherfuckers. Attacking now would be a really bad idea. We're outnumbered, it's dark, we have no cover, "and the glorious sun isn't even out."

I suggest we pass by quietly and just go to the temple thing. "I know I'm usually the one pressing for violence, but I prefer to engage in fights we can actually WIN."
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby Vami IV » Tue Sep 24, 2013 8:36 pm

IVhorseman wrote:no. no no no.

we do not attack the goblin camp full of motherfuckers. Attacking now would be a really bad idea. We're outnumbered, it's dark, we have no cover, "and the glorious sun isn't even out."

I suggest we pass by quietly and just go to the temple thing. "I know I'm usually the one pressing for violence, but I prefer to engage in fights we can actually WIN."

Beat a motherfucker goblin with a another motherfucker.

Tactically, of course.
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby Silverdream » Tue Sep 24, 2013 11:21 pm

IVhorseman wrote:no. no no no.

we do not attack the goblin camp full of motherfuckers. Attacking now would be a really bad idea. We're outnumbered, it's dark, we have no cover, "and the glorious sun isn't even out."

I suggest we pass by quietly and just go to the temple thing. "I know I'm usually the one pressing for violence, but I prefer to engage in fights we can actually WIN."


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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby mgb519 » Wed Sep 25, 2013 6:31 pm

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"Very well. However, the idea would not have been to beat them, or even to fight them, but to sow discord and chaos amongst their camp. Then we would slip away into the dark of night. So pray tell, what is the plan?"
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby IVhorseman » Wed Sep 25, 2013 9:31 pm

"We go around. We don't stop. We keep our eyes and ears waiting and ready."
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby Arkbrik » Thu Sep 26, 2013 1:51 am

You give the goblin camp a wide berth, and go north leaving it behind you. Are you going to make camp yourselves, or continue travelling during the night?
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby Silverdream » Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:48 am

Let's find a tactical position to camp on (high ground with a ton of trees to hide behind).
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby Quantumsurfer » Thu Sep 26, 2013 4:33 pm

I'll take the usual precautions in securing the site and hiding myself within it.
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby Arkbrik » Fri Sep 27, 2013 12:27 am

It is hard to find a suitable site in the dark, but you stumble into a bunch of trees and set up camp as well you can. (I'm going to assume you keep guard watches without saying it whenever you sleep, but tell me if you want to do something extra like pouring oil on the ground.)

You wake up to a clear sky. No goblins in sight.
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby Quantumsurfer » Fri Sep 27, 2013 8:09 am

As usual, I scout ahead. We should make haste. We know there are a horde of gobos about and that makes me nervous.
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby Arkbrik » Fri Sep 27, 2013 10:31 am

Gregor scouts ahead and reaches the stone door. The snow outside is a complete mess of goblin and wolf footprints. The tracks seem to come from the east and leave southwards. They do not seem very fresh.
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby Quantumsurfer » Fri Sep 27, 2013 5:32 pm

I return with my findings. Alas, we may be too late.
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby Silverdream » Fri Sep 27, 2013 6:58 pm

"Alright, we're going to enter the building. There's a possibility that the goblins took the orbs, so let's be quick about this. I don't want to have to heal any of you."
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby Arkbrik » Sat Sep 28, 2013 1:22 am

You make your way through the stone corridors, noticing a couple burnt-out campfires, and piles of gnawed bones and other thrash. You reach the inner room with the pit. The orbs are still in their slots, and the pit is still open.
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