Silverdream wrote:>Leap onto stage
You rolled a 4. You leap onto the stage, and some of the band members look at you expectantly not knowing what you're doing. Rockzo the clown informs you he does cocaine.
KhaoTiK wrote:Sees bass player wearing a suit and tie
Steals bass players suit and bass. Starts Jamming.
David, you called me telling me you were going to leave because I was making you look dumb and I promised I wouldn't make you really stupid all the time on purpose, but no, I'm not just giving you a suit and a bass. Stop whining and wait to get into the catacombs to get some armor.
You roll a 4. You jump into the pit and the bassist is wearing baggy jeans and a wife beater. You steal the pants and he beats the shit out of you with his bass.
You climb out of snake pit and get on stage.
(By the way, I should make a diagram for dice rolls:
1- Almost always results in death, never positive outcome.
2- You'll usually leave with your life, attacks will miss most of time
3- If it's a very simple task, it will work. Anything to complex and it fails.
4- You can do almost anything, but the more you ask to do the more you will fuck up.
5- Consider this a free pass to do almost anything. Kills any non boss enemy.
6- You're basically a god for the action you do this turn, you can't die.