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Re: Warhammer

Postby Vami IV » Sun Aug 10, 2014 9:43 pm

Overwatch_Elite wrote:I thought you needed soulstorm to play as all the factions? expansion system was rather confusing

Better than EA's idea of expansion.
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Re: Warhammer

Postby Zahru II » Mon Aug 11, 2014 9:12 am

Overwatch_Elite wrote:I thought you needed soulstorm to play as all the factions? expansion system was rather confusing


AFAIK you needed every game if you wanted play every faction:

DoW gave you SM, Chaos, Ork and Eldar, Winter Assault gave you Imperial Guard, DC gave you Tau and Necron, and SS gave you Dark Eldar and SoB.

So while all xpac titles were expandalones, and you could play as everyone in single-player, say if you only owned Dark Crusade you could only play multiplayer as Tau/Necron.
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Re: Warhammer

Postby Maverick » Tue Aug 12, 2014 9:56 am

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Re: Warhammer

Postby Whiteagle » Fri Aug 15, 2014 9:30 pm

stubby wrote:
Quantumsurfer wrote:
stubby wrote:I will always fight to make sure BrikWars is never taken seriously the way that 40k is.

Good.

And hopefully the rest of you will help me by continuing to write stuff that's both way too overblown and pretentious and also ridiculous and terrible in pisstaking aspect.

Do my Genocidal Robots who wage unceasing war not only because they hate organics, but because it's a pastime for them, count?

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Brikguy0410 wrote:Back I'm the 80s I guess 40k used to have a lot of common with brikwars, but then the creators became enthralled to the chaos gods and it all went downhill from there.

No, worse. They started opposing the chaos gods instead of embracing them. Chaos was everything that was good in 40k.

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Re: Warhammer

Postby stubby » Sat Aug 16, 2014 12:20 pm

Whiteagle wrote:
stubby wrote:And hopefully the rest of you will help me by continuing to write stuff that's both way too overblown and pretentious and also ridiculous and terrible in pisstaking aspect.

Do my Genocidal Robots who wage unceasing war not only because they hate organics, but because it's a pastime for them, count?

No matter how ridiculous it is already, it can always be made more ridiculous.
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Re: Warhammer

Postby The Shadowscythe » Sat Aug 16, 2014 12:31 pm

stubby wrote:
Whiteagle wrote:
stubby wrote:And hopefully the rest of you will help me by continuing to write stuff that's both way too overblown and pretentious and also ridiculous and terrible in pisstaking aspect.

Do my Genocidal Robots who wage unceasing war not only because they hate organics, but because it's a pastime for them, count?

No matter how ridiculous it is already, it can always be made more ridiculous.


Example 1 -

- Robots that kill you with dildos

. . .  Hrm. Let's try again.

-  Robots that -are- dildos trying to kill you with dildos.

With psychic neon sombreros. And blackjack. And hookers.
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Re: Warhammer

Postby Silverdream » Sat Aug 16, 2014 1:05 pm

And the dildos shoot you with these light beams that make you explode.
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Re: Warhammer

Postby stubby » Sat Aug 16, 2014 1:12 pm

The Shadowscythe wrote:Example 1 -

- Robots that kill you with dildos

. . .  Hrm. Let's try again.

-  Robots that -are- dildos trying to kill you with dildos.

With psychic neon sombreros. And blackjack. And hookers.

Too late, motorhead fan already has those.
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Re: Warhammer

Postby The Shadowscythe » Sat Aug 16, 2014 1:18 pm

stubby wrote:
The Shadowscythe wrote:Example 1 -

- Robots that kill you with dildos

. . .  Hrm. Let's try again.

-  Robots that -are- dildos trying to kill you with dildos.

With psychic neon sombreros. And blackjack. And hookers.

Too late, motorhead fan already has those.


I Uhm.

Uhh.

I don't know how I feel about this. For the first time since motorheadfan arrived, he's actually useful for something.

I need to sit down and think about my life.
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Re: Warhammer

Postby Zupponn » Sun Aug 17, 2014 9:57 am

The Shadowscythe wrote:I need to sit down and think about my life.

You don't want to sell me deathsticks.
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Re: Warhammer

Postby Whiteagle » Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:19 am

stubby wrote:
Whiteagle wrote:Do my Genocidal Robots who wage unceasing war not only because they hate organics, but because it's a pastime for them, count?

No matter how ridiculous it is already, it can always be made more ridiculous.

Ok...

The Shadowscythe wrote:Example 1 -

- Robots that kill you with dildos

. . .  Hrm. Let's try again.

-  Robots that -are- dildos trying to kill you with dildos.

With psychic neon sombreros. And blackjack. And hookers.

Well there is that penis tank-train that ejaculates it robotic load...
...Plus the Battle Droid head already looks pretty dildo-y.
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Re: Warhammer

Postby Zahru II » Wed Aug 20, 2014 1:31 pm

Whiteagle wrote:Plus the Battle Droid head already looks pretty dildo-y


If your dildos look like this:

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Then you might wanna check your proctologist.
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Re: Warhammer

Postby The Shadowscythe » Wed Aug 20, 2014 1:43 pm

I don't remember talking about widebeagles army.

Do any of you guys remember talking about widebeagles army?

I certainly don't remember talking about widebeagles army.

I'm fairly sure I was talking about robo-dildos.

Unless widebeagle's army is all loobed up and ready to inset into someones arse.

In that case I was certainly talking about widebeagles army.

in the mean time I am confused about widebeagles army.

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Re: Warhammer

Postby stubby » Wed Aug 20, 2014 4:41 pm

Zahru II wrote:
Whiteagle wrote:Plus the Battle Droid head already looks pretty dildo-y

If your dildos look like this:
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Then you might wanna check your proctologist.

I can't speak for Whiteeagle, but a couple of my dildoes looked pretty much exactly like that.

Back before I became monogamous (dammit) and everything interesting about my life came to a screeching halt (dammit), one of my girlfriends got the Feeldoe and two of my other girlfriends LOVED it. So two of them got the regular purple one and one got the blue Feeldoe Slim one one. Nobody ended up liking the Slim though.

http://www.amazon.com/Tantus-Feeldoe-Sl ... B000PHJBCG

So if you ever wondered where the design of the battle droid heads came from, there you go.
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Re: Warhammer

Postby Overwatch_Elite » Wed Aug 20, 2014 6:41 pm

stubby wrote:I can't speak for Whiteeagle, but a couple of my dildoes looked pretty much exactly like that.

Back before I became monogamous (dammit) and everything interesting about my life came to a screeching halt (dammit), one of my girlfriends got the Feeldoe and two of my other girlfriends LOVED it. So two of them got the regular purple one and one got the blue Feeldoe Slim one one. Nobody ended up liking the Slim though.

http://www.amazon.com/Tantus-Feeldoe-Sl ... B000PHJBCG

So if you ever wondered where the design of the battle droid heads came from, there you go.

http://www.amazon.com/Glass-Gun-Dildo/dp/B00CV03H66 i'd like to see some lego variants of my personal favorite
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