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Postby Warhead » Wed Apr 28, 2010 12:36 am

Damnit! :? Contrivance!
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Postby Rody » Wed Apr 28, 2010 6:16 am

Warhead wrote:Um, isn't that a bit like standing in metal bath filled with water on top of a mountain during a lightning storm in full plate armour while hold an iron spear aloft as you shout, All Gods are bastards!!?


and then survive because the metal suit acted as a Faraday cage.
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Postby Ross_Varn » Wed Apr 28, 2010 8:28 am

Rody wrote:
Warhead wrote:Um, isn't that a bit like standing in metal bath filled with water on top of a mountain during a lightning storm in full plate armour while hold an iron spear aloft as you shout, All Gods are bastards!!?


and then survive because the metal suit acted as a Faraday cage.


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Postby Warhead » Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:14 am

Rody wrote:
Warhead wrote:Um, isn't that a bit like standing in metal bath filled with water on top of a mountain during a lightning storm in full plate armour while hold an iron spear aloft as you shout, All Gods are bastards!!?


and then survive because the metal suit acted as a Faraday cage.


Only to be run over by a heard of penguins... it could too happen!

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Postby Ross_Varn » Wed Apr 28, 2010 12:22 pm

Of most concern, huh? I guess I should be worried about the crosshairs on my house in Google Maps then.
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Postby Warhead » Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:43 pm

Warhead, not just a snappy title. :D
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Postby 501stCadians » Wed Apr 28, 2010 2:27 pm

birdman wrote:501st gets stuck halfway up.



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Unstick myself.



EDIT: Unstick Myself- :twss:
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Postby birdman » Wed Apr 28, 2010 2:58 pm

Make another d20 roll. Anyone who wants to help, also make a d20 roll.
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Postby Arkbrik » Wed Apr 28, 2010 3:20 pm

I help, rolling 3. No matter if the unsticking is successful or not, I quickly return to my position afterwards, rolling 20.
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Postby Warhead » Wed Apr 28, 2010 4:39 pm

Sure I'll help, from behind cover.

"C'Mon 501st show it who's boss! Give it some whelly! C'mon me ol' son rev that engine! Put it in lower gear and kick the arse out it!.."

*covers ears, opens mouth and waits for inevitable. *
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Postby birdman » Wed Apr 28, 2010 6:33 pm

It doesn't budge. It looks like it's jammed in there pretty tight.
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Postby Warhead » Wed Apr 28, 2010 6:44 pm

Can I safely pull the string attached to the device from within cover?
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Postby 501stCadians » Wed Apr 28, 2010 8:28 pm

"You Scottish son of a- Get your lazy ass up here! *Grumble*"
I roll a 15, and use the arm to smash that which is in my way.
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Postby Ogel96 » Wed Apr 28, 2010 8:33 pm

birdman wrote:It doesn't budge. It looks like it's jammed in there pretty tight.

birdman wrote:501st gets stuck halfway up.

AAAANNNNDDDDD :twss:
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Postby birdman » Tue May 04, 2010 3:21 pm

All right. Eventually you muster enough force to push 501st free, who, still in his cart, tumbles back down the stairs. Anyone else want to go up to look?
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