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For all those games that happen to not be BrikWars

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Post by OREMAWESOME1234 » Fri Aug 06, 2010 7:52 am

I raise my hand for shooting snakemittens and I roll a 10 for scavinging

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Post by stubby » Fri Aug 06, 2010 11:00 am

Do you even have a d20? You're just making up numbers.
OREMAWESOME1234 wrote:by the way I want you guys to know that the second 20 for my last orders was to grow a calvelry saber out of my wrist
Unfortunately for you, this 20 came after the decision was made to flip your cheater die rolls, so it's effectively a 1.

You succeed in growing a calvelry saber, but in the process it severs all the arteries in your wrist. You bleed out and die within minutes, flailing your blade arms uselessly. In your last fading seconds of consciousness, you also poop your pants.

Or at least that's how it would go, if I were GM....

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Post by Massam » Fri Aug 06, 2010 11:07 am

If you were GM, I would be begging you to let me play.
everyone < massam

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Post by RJ » Fri Aug 06, 2010 11:56 am

Hmmm...

I decide to arrive from a AFK sleep and follow the others into the cykronium cache. I lick some in hope of getting a power level of
OVER NINE-THOUSAND!

14
dilanski wrote:Have your imaginary balls exploded all over the keypad or something?

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Post by OREMAWESOME1234 » Fri Aug 06, 2010 2:44 pm

RJ wrote:Hmmm...

I decide to arrive from a AFK sleep and follow the others into the cykronium cache. I lick some in hope of getting a power level of
OVER NINE-THOUSAND!

14
I lick it too. 12 rolled

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Post by Warhead » Fri Aug 06, 2010 6:38 pm

Massam wrote:If you were GM, I would be begging you to let me play.
:D
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Post by aoffan23 » Fri Aug 06, 2010 8:03 pm

Warhead wrote:
Massam wrote:If you were GM, I would be begging you to let me play.
:D
Tzan wrote:
Quantumsurfer wrote:I generally agree with Tzan
Warhead wrote:I agree with QuantumSmurfer.
I agree with Warhead.

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Post by SnakeMittens » Fri Aug 06, 2010 9:32 pm

To clear this up, I hadn't even HEARD of PEDONUKER until you people started talking about that, and I'M NOT A MUTANT!!! I am wearing the armored suit (which is to protect me from the radiation and the Korban) and holding the OTC.

I get up off the floor after passing out and tell you people that I was one of the primary scientists working with the cykronium.

I roll an 18.

Edit: Then I realize that you are all in the cykronium stash. I pass out again. Rolled a 4.

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Post by aoffan23 » Fri Aug 06, 2010 9:58 pm

The point of this game is to be a mutant....

Okay, Oreo and Mittens have stupidified this game.
Tzan wrote:
Quantumsurfer wrote:I generally agree with Tzan
Warhead wrote:I agree with QuantumSmurfer.
I agree with Warhead.

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Post by SnakeMittens » Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:22 pm

To make you happy, I then die from overexposure to cykronium. Rolled an 11.

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Post by Scottsamn » Sat Aug 07, 2010 7:41 pm

Just to be safe, I shoot his corpse in the head. And you could be lieying about not being pedo-nuker, which would be as simple as saying you arn't. If this seems like a witch hunt, it is.
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Post by BFenix » Sat Aug 07, 2010 8:14 pm

Scottsamn wrote:Just to be safe, I shoot his corpse in the head. And you could be lieying about not being pedo-nuker, which would be as simple as saying you arn't. If this seems like a witch hunt, it is.
Burn the witch, purge the pedo!
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Post by naussica » Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:07 pm

Massam wrote:If you were GM, I would be begging you to let me play.
Like I've said before, anyone can join. I'll put you in the game at a certain point.

Now onto the game.

Scott shoots the last soldiers corpse in the head one time to make sure it's dead and follows the group. "I'm back baby!" yells a familiar voice. "RJ!" yells Tom. "It's about time." Orem searches again, but finds nothing of interest. The group walks into the cykronium cache. Suddenly, Orem's pocket starts glowing. Orem takes out the cykronium. The cykronium in the room begins to glow until, POW! The group experiences a huge flash of light. Everyone feels stronger. Think of it as a level up. Everyone's strength, endurance, dexterity, perception, intelligence and charisma goes up. Only I really need to know the stats. Everyone feels really refreshed for some reason. After further inspection, They find that their wounds have healed! ZZZAAKK! The group goes into a new hall out of the stash and find a group of five vampires, five screechers and five soldiers teleport in. There are also ten dead bodies.

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Post by OREMAWESOME1234 » Sun Aug 08, 2010 8:38 am

I shoot at the lights / shoot at something that makes <a href='http://tinyurl.com/y42zurt'>alot</a> of noise. 18 rolled

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Post by SnakeMittens » Sun Aug 08, 2010 10:13 am

I AM FUCKING 12!!! How am I supposed to be a pedo?!!!

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