ForlornCreature wrote:Examine the larger room around him (possibly find some fun stuff)
Pwnerade wrote:Clean up those cans before they attract ants.
Pwnerade wrote: The go outside
ForlornCreature wrote:Forget a sticky floor, what's on the computer? A warning from the school for visiting the brikwars forums? Start to panic. Save all your pirated music to a USB and jump out the window.
Scottsamn, Silvadream, Olonthor, ForlornCreature, Zuponn wrote:His Name: Jhon Eggbert, Dick Shitcunt, Johnny Milftits, James Raynor, Urist McFratboy, Ben, Ogel...
Killer Karetsu, Zupponn wrote:Who cares what his name is? Go kick his ass and use you karate-skills to beat him up!/Now go check on Ben
ForlornCreature wrote:CALM DOWN SON!
Oh wait, your assingment was on that USB.
GET YOUR DAMN USB BACK OR THE TEACHER'S GONNA FLIP!!!
Rody, Ben-Jammin wrote:Have Ben go out and meet the girl, and offer her some beer and a free pirate if she gives him back the USB drive./I propose a dramatic, battle of epic proportions over the porn-filled USB stick.
(making others wonder why you'd go to such length for a mere USB stick)
Zahru II wrote:...Yell "It's MORPHIN TIME!"
Silverdream wrote:Combat weapons: Dildo of death, and glue.
Forlorn Creature wrote: JUST KICK HIM IN THE NUTS
baconraider/Zupponn wrote:This might be a good time for the pirate to take a bathroom break. He's so drunk that he can't tell where the bathroom is. So, he decides to follow the wisdom of his great uncle aquamaquesha, "When in doubt, take a piss out the window!"
So he did.
And the urine did rain from the heavens, and many plot-irrelevant characters drowned that day.
Oh yeah and the urine cleans all stains from the carpet, because the pirate drank too much windex./Go back inside.
Silverdream wrote:Send silverdream erotic messages.
Nitewatchman wrote:Send Nitewatchman erotic messages. (While Naked!)
Silverdream wrote:Ben:Realize your incoming demise and throw soda on the robots.
Oog: Smash the robots.
Forlorn Creature wrote:Oog, smash a hole in the wall...
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