ARTD: The Dimensional Chaos

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Postby thade » Tue Jul 19, 2011 12:00 am

Olothontor wrote:You can probably count me in, although I have no idea how helpful I'll be.


Awesome. As to not being helpful, I just like to think of what would happen if a standard rpg were created by this forum. That level of ridiculousness is a good standard to aim for.
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Postby solvess » Tue Jul 19, 2011 8:15 am

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I greet the robot and ask him what he knows of this place...while keeping my distance.
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Postby Robot Monkey » Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:51 am

Alec

"This statement is false!"

>Tell robot paradox.
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Postby Silverdream » Tue Jul 19, 2011 12:10 pm

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Throw a grenade down stairs.
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Postby thade » Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:22 pm

[5] "The robot replies: What, this place? You must be new here. This, my friend, is the Dimensional Chaos."

[3] "This sentence is false!" Shouts Alec. The robot turns to face him, gives him a strange look, then says "Nice Try"

"...It's a repository of everything sucked in by the aetherstorm, a vast whirlwind that sits in chronospace, collecting debris from all times and places. You never know what'll happen next around here."

@Silverdream: You don't have grenades. You got the zweihander, but only one weapon to start.

@Olothontor: That'd be awesome! A PDF version would be extremely cool.

Notes: This was a good oppurtunity to test my NPC rules.
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Postby Robot Monkey » Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:32 pm

Alec

"Smart little bastard..."

>Shoot robot through the eye with bow & arrow.
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Postby thade » Tue Jul 19, 2011 4:09 pm

[2+ACC(1)=3] vs. [5+DO(0)=5]
Miss!

You fire an arrow past the robot, missing. He takes no notice of you.
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Postby Robot Monkey » Tue Jul 19, 2011 4:21 pm

Alec

>Stab robot in the eye with knife.
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Postby thade » Tue Jul 19, 2011 4:57 pm

Sigh...
[4+1=5]  vs. [2]
Hit!

Knife=1 Damage
1-[Armor(3)+(3)]=0

No effect.
Combat Begins!
The Robot has 1 less armor this round.

Robot: Attack with greatsword.
[2+3=5] vs. [5+2=7]
Miss.

The robot recovers from its attack, and emits a high pitched whirring noise.

(You guys are all going to need to fight this guy if you want to win. He's level 6)
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Postby solvess » Tue Jul 19, 2011 5:04 pm

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Send an electrical blast at the robot and try to overload it's circuits.
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Postby thade » Tue Jul 19, 2011 5:24 pm

[2+ACC(2)+Magic Skill(1)=5] vs. [3]

1d6 damage=[3]
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1d6 damage=[5] (weakness to electrical)
Total Damage=[8]-Remaining Armor[5]

The robot takes 3 damage!

Initial Round over.
Armor levels reset.
Initiative:
9 Robot
5 Lothorn
4 Alec
4 Jim
2 Thud
1 Reichart

Round 1 Begin:
The robot swings at Lothorn with his Greatsword!
[9+3=12] vs. [3]
Hit!
Damage: [3+3]-Armor=5
Lothorn is at 1 HP!

Next move: Lothorn
(You can post out of order, but actions will be resolved in initiative order. Or I'll skip people if they don't post soon enough.)
(You guys might be able to talk him down)
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Postby solvess » Tue Jul 19, 2011 8:12 pm

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I will try to talk him out of fighting.
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Postby thade » Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:43 pm

Ehhh.... Screw the initiative.

[6] The robot stops swinging, but seems like it still distrusts you.
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Postby Robot Monkey » Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:30 am

Alec

>Shoot robot in the back with arrows.
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Postby Olothontor » Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:51 am

Thade: He's missed three hints now. Just kill Alec and you won't have this problem anymore.
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