"The robot replies: What, this place? You must be new here. This, my friend, is the Dimensional Chaos."
 "This sentence is false!" Shouts Alec. The robot turns to face him, gives him a strange look, then says "Nice Try"
"...It's a repository of everything sucked in by the aetherstorm, a vast whirlwind that sits in chronospace, collecting debris from all times and places. You never know what'll happen next around here."
@Silverdream: You don't have grenades. You got the zweihander, but only one weapon to start.
@Olothontor: That'd be awesome! A PDF version would be extremely cool.
Notes: This was a good oppurtunity to test my NPC rules.