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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 7:57 pm
by 501stCadians
I smash you in the head with your laptop until you think it's better.

Make me a sandwich.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 8:14 pm
by mgb519
I spawn as a red scout. Sandvich taken. Here you go.

Convince all of P.E.T.A. to go meatatarian.

P.S.
Scottsman wrote:5 times 7 (read the books)

Actually, it's six times nine,

PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 9:05 pm
by Silverdream
I kill each one of them every hour by disembowelment until they eat meat.

Took me one hour.

Now laugh forever.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 9:23 pm
by mgb519
I threaten the people who run Webster's Dictionary and the Oxford English Dictionary at gunpoint until they change the meaning of "forever" to a period of time which is typically about ten to twenty seconds.

Build a functional car out of duct tape, x4's, and nails.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 10:20 pm
by Nitewatchman
mgb519 wrote:I threaten the people who run Webster's Dictionary and the Oxford English Dictionary at gunpoint until they change the meaning of "forever" to a period of time which is typically about ten to twenty seconds.

Build a functional car out of duct tape, x4's, and nails.


I use the non-existent first dimension of what I'm assuming are wood boards to create a pocket dimension. I put a jet engine and unlimited fuel in it, then put a bag of nails on the intake side of the engine. All cars behind you explode because of nails.

Eat a dick.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 6:05 pm
by RedShirt
Have you ever heard of colorado oysters?
It's buffalo dick. :fudge:

Eat a HUMAN dick

PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 4:24 am
by Rody
I kill Dick van princess and eat his ribs.

get me a 3kg sample of unbihexium.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 5:44 am
by mgb519
I manufacture it and chill it to absolute zero before it can decay.

Make HHD less annoying.