Scottsman wrote:Now that I know the system a bit better, I'm gonna make a 6,3,5,2 orc and have him beat the shit out of my orignal and kill him. Call me Spork.
thade already introduced Spork, but he didn't post again. As long as he doesn't come back, Spork is yours.
@KK: Welcome to the pit. Let's see if I can handle six players (plus two inactive ones).
The grunk he is biting has found a way to get rid of Dork. He flings himself backwards and tries to slam Dork into the muddy ground (1)...but slips and instead hits the ground head first with Dork on his back. Pork comes running and together they not only hold him down but also make him cry in pain once more: "Arrrrggghhhh!" when they turn his right eye into a bloody mess.
(Scotts I) is attacked again by the duo. One (KK) tries to headbut him (6), but Scotts shoves him away (10). No damage done. But now (Scotts I) is wide open, when the fist of the other one connects to his food hole (8 vs. 6). Maybe the attacker better hadn't done that. While Scotts I looses a tooth, he now has a hungry grunk chewing on his fingers (10 vs 6).
Only one grunk's throw away from there Torque and Snork are striking an agreement to work together. They are interrupted when next to them the Rock rock begins to move. They turn around, expecting a new attack. But instead a really big grunk, maybe the biggest in the pit, flexes all his muscles and stems the heavy boulder into the air. One by one the surrounding grunks stop fighting and watch in astonishment. The athlete gasps for effort, but then he shouts: "Look, Gork, LOOK AT ME! ME BE STRONGEST! UUUAAAARRGGH!" Then he hurls the boulder several food. Two grunks can't get out of the way in time. One cracks his leg, the other one is buried for good.
"ENOUGH!" Gork shouts. "Gork seen enough. Yes, you strong. Me impressed. Come here! *The grunks obeys as fast as he can.* You are worthy. You there. *He points at (Scott I) with his staff* You not bad fighter. Fighting two at once. Not bad. Courage! Come here! ....You, next to him. *Pointing at (Killer Karetsu)* You try use head. Good. Here! NOW!..... You two! *Dork and Pork* You good team. Work together. That not strong, but clever. Clever good. You will show strong later. Come!........Hmmm, you, one with stone. *Snork* Using weapon. Clever. But maybe trying too clever. Will see! And bring that one *Torque* with you. He useless. Talking too much. Not fighting. You human?!? Whatever. Over here with you!"
The walls of the pit are covered in mud, two times your hight and quite steep. What do you do?