The orks from the village crash into the rest of the right flank group. Although the numbers are about even, it only is a cruel slaughter, and Snork and Spork are at the center. Snork enjoys it to the fullest as he rips a wounded sour man's jaw off and beat them to death with it (6 vs. 9)! Soon the grown Orks fight among themselves for the right to smash the last Sour Mens' heads. One Ork known as Iron Tooth commands them and the Grunks nearby: "Follow me! Attack Sour Men over there. Gold Fist am have all fun at frontgate. Me want have fun, too. GET DEM!" The meelee at the frontgate is indeed faster to reach than the reserve that is marching towards the Black Gift.
At the third attempt Pork gets the vehicle running again (11 vs. 9) After a moment he also finds the wiper again. After taht he can finally look through the screen again. Now it's time to greet the lieutenant and his reserve. Big is happy. Now he can bash again. Dog and Dork, who are looking out of the windows, prepare for impact. As soon as they get in range, Dork openes fire (19 vs. 10) and hits a musketeer, but this time they fight back. "FIRE!" A volley of bullets (17, 9, 16, 15, and 16 vs. 7, 10, 18 and 15 respectively) gets down on the Grunks, punches holes into the front lid and smashes the frontscreen. Dork and Pork are showered in shards but to their incredible luck neither is hurt. Dork has time to fire a second stone (17 vs. 9). This time he hits one with a shiny ball in his hands. Looks like he just wanted to throw that thing. Their chief yells orders in a foreign language. All ball bearers but one light the fuse on their balls, wait a moment and throw them at the black monster. (11, 4, and 9 vs. 12 ,7 and 4) One rebounds and another flies way to far, but the third one hits the roof. With a loud BOOOOM the orbs explode. They even drown out the music. That hurt. Dork, Pork and Big can't help but to cry out in pain. Dog was lucky to be shielded on his backseat.
For a moment Pork looses control before he can get the racer back on course. In a few moments he will reach the Sour Men. "YOU AM SHUT UP ME AM KILL YOU NOW".
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