Those fuckin' blacksmith bastards! I was wearing the amulet of Mara and never thought anything of it. Hey! I was looking for a wife to mooch off of OK!!!... and then some blacksmith propositions ME!!!
NO I AM NOT FUCKIN' INTERESTED IN YOU, YOU TWAT!!! I JUST WANTED TO SELL MY STUFF YAH BASTARD!!!.. yet another avenue for sales closed to me by premature death of proprietor!
Mini-Warhead and the RL wife was watchin' at the time, and oh how they laughed, they still mock me.