I might have also played CoH, not sure if I ever posted these before.
The story goes on to say that his old name was taken (which it was).
Then by the time he finishes his long winded story, the cult falls asleep and falls out of the tree and the girl walks away with it.
The hero is sad because after saving the cult he was going to ask her on a date.
Then he runs of to get his vodka.