Ack!

[Butthurt]

Thanks! And I prefer mustard (and only mustard) on my hot dog. And that's not even a sexual innuendo, it's the damn truth. And it's also your fault for mentioning mustard. I hear mustard, brain goes immediately to hot dog!

[Almighty Benny]

I relish the thought of mustard on my hotdog

Wait, that doesn't sound right...

[Warhead]

Thanks for the imagery Almighty Benny I'll never, ever eat another hot dog again and as for mustard... ick!