Forum members I can't tell apart

[Bragallot]

No offense, but there are several forum members who I have trouble telling apart. I remember what they did, I just often can't remember which of them said what or did what, they kind of meld into one in my mind. They are:

BFenix and Apollyon

RunsWithLegos and RobotMonkey

Keldoclock and Kalvinator

I had this problem with OneEye and IVhorseman, Scratch and Thesson, but I'm able to tell them apart by now.

There was 1 more couple I got confused all the time, but I forgot who they were. In other words, with me showing early stages of Alzheimer, yall should make the most of it while I still remember my password.

[Colette]

Kalvinator and alphafalcon seem so similar for some reason. I think forum members I interact with less often are forced to share memory slots in my brain or something.

Similarly, pwnerade and subyrally. I do have some problems with mgb and his brother alex, but alex doesn't post too terribly often so it's not an issue.

[Silverdream]

I know the differences between all those guys, but I often confuse Lawmaster and Falk.

[Tzan]

Description of the forum:

"One 'person', named 'forum'. It's possible that [it has] multiple personality problems." --Tzan
"One Schizoid, Paranoid person in an insane asylum with MPD." --501st Cadians

[Kalvinator]

People know me, yay!

[Keldoclock]

Keldoclock and Kalvinator

No offense,

I would be offended but you pre-empted me there.

[Zupponn]

I mostly remember people by their Avatars rather than their names, which is why when Colette posts under his Pedonuker account, I don't realize it until part of the way through the post.

[Colette]

When keldoclock had his swirly clock avatar he was easy to remember, but now he's fucking with my memory of kalvinator and ham701 now.

[Kalvinator]

Keldoclock and Kalvinator

No offense,

I would be offended but you pre-empted me there.

Well,

Spoiler: show

[Kalvinator]

Oh crap wait..

[Apollyon]

I can tell myself apart from BFenix easily: he is the guy from Portugal!

[mgb519]

Correction: the guy from Portugal who isn't Pegores.

[Pwnerade]

I mostly remember people by their Avatars rather than their names, which is why when Colette posts under his Pedonuker account, I don't realize it until part of the way through the post.

I have that same problem. Also, I gave up on people with the avatar avatar. I now just consider them all to be the same person. Just a big noob hive-mind.

pwnerade and subyrally.

Why am I subyrally? He hasn't even posted recently. He also isn't infamous for being idle in mibbit all the time. The only similarity I can think of is that we both have Subarus.

[Keldoclock]

When keldoclock had his swirly clock avatar he was easy to remember, but now he's fucking with my memory of kalvinator and ham701 now.

SEE NATALYA? CONSISTENCY!

[stubby]

I gave up on people with the avatar avatar. I now just consider them all to be the same person. Just a big noob hive-mind.

Glad I'm not the only one. One of these days I'll figure out where Natalya set that parameter and then they'll all just be