Sup guys, overwatch here. you probably know me for my shitty trolling and attempts at being funny. please leave that to silverdream
anyway, this isn't a troll tutorial. If you're really feeling down and need to kill yourself, this will help. Please read through the whole tutorial
if you plan on actually killing yourself.
Consider the following:
1.People often kill themselves over stupid things. Think over about your reasons. Would it be easier for other people if you were dead? Would
you suffer less being dead? Do you just enjoy the thought of being dead? (lol who would)
2.Think about friends and family members. People often think, "Nobody loves me!!!11!!", but 9 times out of 10 that isn't true. If nobody really does
though, then suicide is a reasonable option.
3.How much are you willing to suffer to die? Believe it or not, killing yourself isn't easy (rly) and before getting it done, you could go through immense
pain. Consider how much you are willing to sacrifice to make it to the end.
Considered all three? If you think you can do it, then please continue on my period.
Ways to commit suicide:
1.The easiest one around would be cyanide. Of course, cyanide can be very expensive depending on where you buy it. Quick, painless, and easy to boot.
If you have the cash, buy some of this and your journey will be easy.
2. Asphyxiation is the next option. Cheap to get rope (or any cable that will support you) and easy to put up if you can tie a knot. Please realize that
hanging yourself is not an instant death. You're obviously cutting off airflow to your lungs, but your body will try to hold out before it gives in to the loss
of air. Obviously people who hung themselves can't tell you what it felt like to die, but I can give you an accurate description from when I tried it. The pain
of the rope digging into your throat is horrible; you really think it's going to decapitate you, but it never comes and you had to stick it out. If you pussy
out or the rope breaks, then you have a chance of being fucked really badly. I badly bruised my back from falling onto the pavement, but if you're not so
lucky then you can end up with brain damage from the mixture of air loss and blunt force trauma (which isn't what you want, being stuck in a vegetative
3.Slitting your wrists. This is not advisable, but seems to be very popular. Please note that you want to slit your wrists up and down, not left to right.
The latter will only damage your arms and make you lose blood, but not enough to kill yourself. The former is not fun either though, as it can take a
total of 8 hours before you bleedout. In that time frame, someone could find you, which would obviously ruin your suicide attempt.
4.Jumping into traffic. Short and sweet, jumping down in front a speeding vehicle can easily kill you. Please think about what you will do to the driver
and passengers of the vehicle you jump in front of. You could mentally scar them for the rest of their lives, and physically if you cause a crash.
5.Jumping off a bridge. Never tried it, all I can say is choose a really tall one so the force and speed of your body is enough to kill you.
6.Shooting yourself. The grandaddy of all suicide attempts. Really hard without a gun, but if you have one handy then this one is for you. DO NOT AIM
TO THE SIDE OF YOUR HEAD! Television seems to make people think shooting yourself in the side of the head will kill you, but it can actually just
give you brain damage. If you want to kill yourself, aim the barrel of the gun to the top of your mouth as far up as you can, the closer the better.
7.Drug Abuse. Doesn't matter what it is, the stuff you got off the street works just as well as prescription drugs or over the counter medicines.
Swallow as much as you can, and don't puke. Painful at first, but the pain will be so unbearable you'll probably lose all the feeling of it quickly enough
and then die shortly after.
that's all I can say really