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Re: Burrito Stories

Postby Overwatch_Elite » Wed Apr 16, 2014 4:40 pm

>be me
>be hungry
>decide to take a few hits with friends before I go
>say goodbye and walk to store
>take 5 hours to get to taco bell
>walk in
>old people glaring at me as I walk in
>skaters going "duuuude"
>cashiers looking brain dead
>order some doritos tacos
>cashier looks at me like an idiot
>say I want some tacos
>cashier glaring at me
>repeat my order
>"Boy, I don't work here. I think you're looking for the man over there"
>cashier points to cashier
>ohshit.jpeg
>realize I was yelling at some old dude
>run out of there
>mfw no taco

close enough to a burrito right?
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Re: Vami Complaining about Obama(WARNING: Shit Thread)

Postby Vami IV » Wed Apr 16, 2014 5:13 pm

Brikguy0410 wrote:I'm the god that is an enigma, and dwell in the deepest, darkest, most rotten, corroded and pus filled Bowles of your mind, due to this it has been decided giving me glob-mod powers would probably be a terrible idea, but then again I am the god of enigmas and controversy  :twisted:

I could have gone about my birthday and not see that garbage.
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Look at tihs

Postby Brikguy0410 » Wed Apr 16, 2014 7:55 pm

It tnurs out, wehn you are witreing olny the frsit and lsat ltetrs hvae to be the smae for you to be albe to raed it, aamzing huh?
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Re: Look at tihs

Postby Overwatch_Elite » Wed Apr 16, 2014 8:55 pm

Brikguy0410 wrote:It tnurs out, wehn you are witreing olny the frsit and lsat ltetrs hvae to be the smae for you to be albe to raed it, aamzing huh?

Boy it's lkie tverallneig bcak to 2005
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Re: Burrito Stories

Postby Tzan » Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:19 pm

6. What is a burrito?
7. What is memetext? Just putting ">" in front of text?
8. I had steak last Sunday.
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Re: Burrito Stories

Postby Silverdream » Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:23 pm

Tzan wrote:6. What is a burrito?
7. What is memetext? Just putting ">" in front of text?
8. I had steak last Sunday.


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>tfw old man does not know burrito

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>tfw old man does not know memetext

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>tfw you have same thing for dinner as old man who does not know memetext or le burrito
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Re: Burrito Stories

Postby Tzan » Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:28 pm

9. tfw???
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Re: Burrito Stories

Postby Silverdream » Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:31 pm

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>tfw you lock the thread because old man you eat same food as that doesn't know memetext or burrito also doesn't know tfw and you're too humiliated to even continue.
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Re: Look at tihs

Postby Maverick » Thu Apr 17, 2014 2:46 am

Siht trhead.
Think I'm stupid? Well then check out this:
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Brikwars Calvinball

Postby Colette » Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:24 am

This should have gone in Lesser Games, but I felt playing it in Thunderdumb would make it more interesting.

The Calvin and Hobbes Wiki wrote:Calvinball is a game invented by Calvin in which one makes the rules up as one goes along. Rules cannot be used twice. No Calvinball game is like another. The game may involve wickets, mallets, volleyballs, and additional equipment as well as masks.

There is only one permanent rule in Calvinball: One can't play it in the same way twice.


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Re: The scariest Experience.

Postby IVhorseman » Thu Apr 17, 2014 12:42 pm

^ right but you rolled through it so you're fine ^

Does the time I got crushed by a wall and barely survived count as scary? I was conscious all the way up to the operating table and there was this point where they get me to the hospital (a catholic one) and a bunch of nuns just appeared out of nowhere to inform me that my mom and dad were there to see me. This is after being informed that I'd severed my femoral artery, so at this point I pretty much had to make peace with my maker and accept the fact that there was a good chance that I was gonna die.

There was also that time when I was in the hospital after and they had to keep changing my horrifying wound-vac psuedo-bandage every couple of days. My leg had swollen up so big that they had to make a massive incision to drain all the goop out, and the first several times they changed the bandage it was still such a deep and fresh wound that I could see my own bones.
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Re: Why is warheads name suddenly black?

Postby The Shadowscythe » Thu Apr 17, 2014 12:54 pm

IVhorseman wrote:lol gimme green

you know why

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I decided not to be lazy any more.

So blaze it fagget.
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I WARNED YOU, DIDN'T I WARN YOU?! BLAME RAYHAWK DAMNIT.

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Re: Why is warheads name suddenly black?

Postby IVhorseman » Thu Apr 17, 2014 5:14 pm

JUSTIIIIICE
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Re: Why is warheads name suddenly black?

Postby Silverdream » Thu Apr 17, 2014 5:29 pm

I request a chrome name font. It should be reflective.
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Re: The scariest Experience.

Postby Tzan » Thu Apr 17, 2014 5:30 pm

On Sunday I was having a steak dinner with my father, brother and nephew.
I told them your leg story while eating.  :)
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