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Hammer onto justice

Postby Brikguy0410 » Sun Apr 13, 2014 2:15 pm

In the year 2245, earth erupted into world war 3, and hundreds of factions fought a salvage war over control of the planet.in 2300, after over half a century of war, humanity finally united under a single banner, and with the earth ravaged after such heavy conflict, humanity looked to the stars. they did not abandon earth mind you, but simply expanded while recovery projects were underway, soon earth was returned to decent conditions, but there was still massive interest in expansion into space.the ESI or earth space initive, was formed,and soon the entire solar system was colonized, and the ESI had a plan in motion to expand even further. with the invention of FTL drive, they had everything they needed, and in 2378, the first ship went into the unknown. the first expedition went not as planned, the ship encountered an alien vessel, witch instantly fired on the explorers.they managed to escape, and from what the ESI could gather, the ship was from a highly advanced warmongering empire, they named "black holes" because they wore black power armor that completly concealed them.after a few more encounters, the ESI canceled the program to make a new one, the star wardens.a force made solely to fight the black holes, this was kept very secret and the general public knew nothing of the black holes existence, and the star wardens were made to defend the solar system, not to take the fight to the black holes, so for six years nothing was heard of the black holes.then one day, they came, for the first time they made contact with the ESI identifiying themselves as the nebulous star empire, and demanded humanity's immeadiant surrender. the ESI refused and the nebulous star empire sent a massive battle fleet to destroy humanity, starting with Pluto, the planet that housed the star wardens.the defenses fell within thirty minutes and soon only one star warden ship, the hammer onto justice was left, under the command of the renowned captain johnson smith. The ESI sent them one final message, we plan to give in. Take whatever civilian ship you can find and flee, travel the stars and gather allies to help you. This is the ESI, per entangle signing out. And so the hammer onto justice and four civilian cruisers jumped into the unknown.
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Re: Hammer onto justice

Postby Maverick » Mon Apr 14, 2014 11:30 am

Oh my god massive chunk of text
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Re: Hammer onto justice

Postby Tzan » Mon Apr 14, 2014 11:41 am

I liked the part where the return key was never touched.
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Re: Hammer onto justice

Postby The Shadowscythe » Mon Apr 14, 2014 12:10 pm

Paragraphs man! Paragraphs!
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Re: Hammer onto justice

Postby Quantumsurfer » Mon Apr 14, 2014 3:21 pm

No...sentences, man! Sentences!
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Re: Hammer onto justice

Postby alphafalcon541 » Mon Apr 14, 2014 8:58 pm

ARGH! Paragraphs and sentences!
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Re: Hammer onto justice

Postby Nimja » Tue Apr 15, 2014 2:53 am

WTF is this about? Whats the ESI?
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Re: Hammer onto justice

Postby Maverick » Tue Apr 15, 2014 8:27 am

All i see is Chunk of text, blah, blah, blah, ESI, blah, Some number, Black hole. Seriously use paragraphs and then we can read it. And this is coming from someone is supposed to be semi-done with this.
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Re: Hammer onto justice

Postby IVhorseman » Wed Apr 16, 2014 4:53 pm

Holy shit it's one sentence.
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Re: Hammer onto justice

Postby Colette » Wed Apr 16, 2014 5:07 pm

IVhorseman wrote:Holy shit it's one sentence.

No, it's a UN resolution.
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Re: Hammer onto justice

Postby Brikguy0410 » Wed Apr 16, 2014 6:00 pm

I added some periods, I also finished it, and I see no reason why you people cannot read it
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Re: Hammer onto justice

Postby Battlegrinder » Wed Apr 16, 2014 7:14 pm

Brikguy0410 wrote:I added some periods, I also finished it, and I see no reason why you people cannot read it


Because it has the most awful formatting and sentence structure this side of Doom: Repercussions of Evil.
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Re: Hammer onto justice

Postby Brikguy0410 » Wed Apr 16, 2014 7:47 pm

Battlegrinder wrote:
Brikguy0410 wrote:I added some periods, I also finished it, and I see no reason why you people cannot read it


Because it has the most awful formatting and sentence structure this side of Doom: Repercussions of Evil.

Just because there is a sentence structure dose not mean you have to use it, I can read this perfectly fine
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Re: Hammer onto justice

Postby Battlegrinder » Wed Apr 16, 2014 8:01 pm

Brikguy0410 wrote:Just because there is a sentence structure dose not mean you have to use it, I can read this perfectly fine


Suddenly, the reason for your string of failed English assignments comes into focus.
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Re: Hammer onto justice

Postby BFenix » Thu Apr 17, 2014 12:11 am

I read the first few words and it sounded way too generic. Try something more original.
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