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Re: Crow Roleplay Thread

Postby Maverick » Wed Apr 23, 2014 1:11 pm

I am hawk
I scream
I fly and eat things
I shat

This here songbird
Tastes mighty fine
I shriek
Piercing the night
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Re: Crow Roleplay Thread

Postby The Shadowscythe » Wed Apr 23, 2014 1:27 pm

Caw caw.
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Re: Crow Roleplay Thread

Postby Zupponn » Wed Apr 23, 2014 3:24 pm

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Birdman comes to save the day!
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Re: Crow Roleplay Thread

Postby Scribonius » Wed Apr 23, 2014 4:17 pm

^0o^

Cawawaw...

Hey...

Hey Vern...

Whatcha got there? Looks like a goblin...

Looks like a DEAD goblin...

You gonna eat those eyes, Vern? Heyheyhey?

(Vern: Stupid damned crow familiar...)
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Re: Crow Roleplay Thread

Postby Silverdream » Wed Apr 23, 2014 7:31 pm

SCRAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

ALL FOR THE SKY FATHER
OUR TALONS ARE FOREVER *preens other birds*

SCRAAAWW, WHAT'S THIS

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Birdman comes to save the day!


THE FILTHEY MUDMEN HAVE INFILTRATED US! SCCCCRAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWKKK!
QUICK BROTHERS, GET IN FORMATION. PREPARE TO CAUSE THIRD IMPACT!
ALL'S IN THE SKY, ALL-FATHER'S RIGHT WITH THIS WORLD

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Re: The scariest Experience.

Postby Bragallot » Fri Apr 25, 2014 3:57 am

Nothing that tops IV's story obviously, but as a kid I was at the supermarket once and I saw this old lady with her trolley on the aisle opposite from me. The moment I saw her I instinctively thought 'something bad is going to happen' and literally one second later she suddenly freezes up and falls over straight on her back. She was fine the one moment, and then bam, she was gone. It's not so uncommon that old people have heart attacks but what confuses me is that I felt something was wrong when there was no way to know.

There was also this time after football training when I took off my shoe and two of my toes looked out of place and I couldn't move them nor feel them and I just kinda wrung them back into place, that was kinda freaky.

Once I woke up at night and thought I had a cold, so I got a tissue paper, and when I blew my nose it suddenly started bleeding like hell. When I got back to bed and put the light on I saw my bed was full of blood from my nose. There's an obvious joke to be made here, yeah yeah.

My cult also scared me once by jumping the door open as I was laying in bed: because she moved so quickly and I was only half-awake it looked like a huge hairy arm was opening the door instead of a cult.

The worst thing is probably when I woke up to a lot of noise at night one time and heard my mom scream "he's hanging himself!" I naturally thought she meant my dad (not that he has suicidal tendencies, but he was the only other person in the house) so I rushed over thinking my dad was about to die, but it turns out it was the cult that was accidentally hanging itself by trying to crawl in through the window. Why my mom shouted 'he' and not 'it' is hanging itself still confuses me to this day. Even 'she' would have been more appropriate. The cult survived, by the way.

So yeah, my dad has had much more scary experiences than I do. He got a kick upside the head once playing football which gave him a concussion, he once took a jump into a deep pool and didn't know which side was up or down, so he swam whichever way he thought was up and didn't realize he was heading in the wrong direction until he hit the bottom (he almost drowned), only just managing to get up again.

He's had these sudden attacks where suddenly he couldn't breathe anymore, and as a kid he was approached by pedophiles more than once (but he managed to get away because he was smart enough to say his parents were near on the first occasion and that his friends were waiting for him on the second).

He also almost died several times. He was riding his bike alongside the canal when he saw this friend / colleague of his up ahead, so he sped up and gave him a scare as he passed him. He was still looking over his shoulder at his friend when he suddenly looked back to the front and saw he was mere meters away from bashing his face into a 'danger' sign at (quite literally) breakneck speeds. He dodged right on time and it just grazed his shoulder. If that'd been his face I probably wouldn't be typing this right now.

The other time he almost died was when he was hanging onto a friend's motorcycle with his bike, and he was wearing this leather jacket. I don't remember exactly how it happened but at one point he was sent flying through the air because the motorcycle had to make a sudden stop or something, and he landed on his back and slid across the ground, only saved by the jacket, which was completely torn up. To top things off, a car coming from the opposite direction managed to stop only right on time to avoid running him over, the tire stopping inches away from his face.

He also claims there was this weird ghost-like guy that used to haunt their house, and my grandmother tells the story as well, but it's obviously bullshit: I know my grandmother well enough to know she'd kick the ass of any uninvited visitors six ways from Sunday.
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Re: Crow Roleplay Thread

Postby Silverdream » Fri Apr 25, 2014 10:55 am

Scrawk! Death to the mud dweller!
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Re: Crow Roleplay Thread

Postby lawmaster » Fri Apr 25, 2014 3:39 pm

Zupponn wrote:Image

Birdman comes to save the day!


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Hawkman challenges you for best bird superhero.
You are faced with door what do you do
I use my flamethrower
wait what you can't do that
Sure I can see
*door catches fire*
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Re: The Scarier Experiences in Life

Postby Vami IV » Fri Apr 25, 2014 6:44 pm

This just happened now at a local hang out spot on the Concho River.

I was hanging out with my family, when I began to notice that my vision had become badly blurred, and I barely see out of my right eye. Asked my sister (Neko_IV) if my eyes were normal, and she told me it was badly dilated, so I started rocking the Pirate look. Sister said that I might have had really bad dehydration, but the dumb waitress bitch decided that because my mother was talking to a cousin of mine, she wouldn't come over to check on us. We sent my mentally impaired brother to go refill my DP with water.

Eventually we got back to our apartments, and I took a nap.

Seems to be going away now, but I think I'm turning into an American Warhead. I will never watch Supernatural ever again.
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Re: Why is warheads name suddenly black?

Postby Vami IV » Fri Apr 25, 2014 11:14 pm

Maverick wrote:I think Vami's should be Purple. I have no fucking clue why.

Ima replace that 2012 awards thingie with this in my sig. Speaking in Purple from now forth, unless it has hidden meaning or power.
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Re: Why is warheads name suddenly black?

Postby Maverick » Sat Apr 26, 2014 3:20 am

Vami IV wrote:
Maverick wrote:I think Vami's should be Purple. I have no fucking clue why.

Ima replace that 2012 awards thingie with this in my sig. Speaking in Purple from now forth, unless it has hidden meaning or power.

Why is the font golden brown?
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Re: Why is warheads name suddenly black?

Postby The Shadowscythe » Sat Apr 26, 2014 5:04 am

Muh? You want me to do things? For you?

Buuuut I'm lazy. :fist:
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Re: Why is warheads name suddenly black?

Postby Overwatch_Elite » Sat Apr 26, 2014 7:33 am

The Shadowscythe wrote:Muh? You want me to do things? For you?

Buuuut I'm lazy. :fist:

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Re: Why is warheads name suddenly black?

Postby The Shadowscythe » Sat Apr 26, 2014 7:44 am

Don't wanna.
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Re: The Scarier Experiences in Life

Postby Bragallot » Sat Apr 26, 2014 12:27 pm

Vami IV wrote:Seems to be going away now, but I think I'm turning into an American Warhead. I will never watch Supernatural ever again.


Hmm. Have you been subjected to severe alcohol abuse, minifig overloadedness and mom-shagging?
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