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King of the Hill

Postby Ross_Varn » Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:23 pm

A sound, as if time itself is rent. Emerging from the shadows of a long-awaited dawn, I climb the expansive heap of dirt and stones and grass that we call a hill on a long-forgotten planet on the outer edge of anything important, past the leveled site that would be perfect for an establishment of fine brews, up the steep grade that none have climbed before. I pull out a lawnchair. Set it down. Pop the cork on a bottle of root beer, sit back, and address the glass.

"What once was now always shall be. This plane is only that which we believe, and victory is ill-wrought, for it comes with the price of defeat."

I take a sip and utter the words, those that tempt fate itself in all it's deathless forms.

"My Hill."
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Postby Massam » Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:25 pm

I kick the chair, and it folds up on you. MY HILL!
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Postby Ross_Varn » Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:26 pm

I get out of the chair, and bash you over the head with it. MY HILL!
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Postby Massam » Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:51 pm

You slip on the blood and fall off the hill  MY...HI..HI..HILL!
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Postby kidko » Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:09 pm

I splash the blood in your eyes, and push you off. MY HILL!
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Postby 501stCadians » Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:10 pm

I push you off the hill,and use the amazing de-hydrated bunker i fortfiy the hill by pouring water on it.


MY HILL
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Postby Ross_Varn » Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:33 pm

With my rocket launcher, i take out your bunker! MY HILL!
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Postby Massam » Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:37 pm

I freeze time, and build a bunker out of flying debris, my hill!
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Postby OneEye589 » Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:45 pm

I kick you all in the face. My hill, yo.
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Postby 501stCadians » Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:47 pm

I hop into a BANEBLADE and squish ALL of you.
Mah Hill!
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Postby Greenkey15 » Sun Feb 22, 2009 10:03 pm

I attract you all to the LASAGNA and kill you with a monkey wrench!  MY HILL!
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Postby Bonn-o-Tron » Sun Feb 22, 2009 10:08 pm

*stands on his mountain*
What are all those fools doing on that hill down there?
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Postby 501stCadians » Sun Feb 22, 2009 10:40 pm

*Calmly Climbs the mountain*
Hello,Bonn-o-tron.
*Shove!*
Bonn-o-tron: Aie! You bastard!
Bonn-o-tron falls off a cliff on the mountain onto the jagged rocks below,with a final below of (in a low,deep voice)
I'LL BE BACK!
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Postby Moronstudios » Sun Feb 22, 2009 10:47 pm

I drive a car onto the hill knocking whoever else was on off.
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Postby Elmagnifico » Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:01 pm

I get a sack of dynamite, sap the entire mountain, push the plunger, and stand on the hill that used to be the mountain.

MY HILL!
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