Drei Allianz!

[Ben-Jammin]

I would like very much to say that, after much debate, the Calvarian Empire would like to join the Third Alliance.

(I would have done this sooner but was delayed due to laziness)

[Silverdream]

Sounds good. Your faction is well built and cool looking so I don't think anyone will have a problem with it.

[piltogg]

Cthulu whispers that pwnies are somehow the key.

However, Akkadia is a relatively small, though technologically advanced nation, and we have insufficient resources to force anyone to do anything. Therefore we will not be taking a stance in this conflict other than to allow pwnies of great importance refuge upon the Juggernaut. Same offer we would make to any other faction.

[Silverdream]

Damnit Piltogg, you ruined my bluff.

[Ben-Jammin]

Its okay we have our own planets and are capable of defending ourselves quite well. But if its too much trouble we'll just go back to being our lonely selves

[Vami_IV]

BTW, The Vamtopians are probably not going to appear until my dad gets back from Cali in the early summer, and it'll take even more time to make a tumblr, buy a camera, and set up my legos. I think we're going to Waco, Texas (home of Doctor Pepper). When they appear?

[Silverdream]

Waco, Texas and the first thing you think of is Dr. Pepper?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waco_siege

[Zupponn]

[Robot Monkey]

The RIN condemns all pwnies and pwny-related activities. Any trace of pwnies within RIN space will spark an inquisitorial investigation, and the elimination of said pwnies and those who harbor them. (meta/story/whatever: the RIN has expanded greatly since the death of Alec, mostly due to rage-fueled crusades organized by the new Kommander and his new hover tek. Imagine a several galactic-cluster spanning expansion.)

[Whiteagle]

You do realise you'll have to face the entire might of Briktoid Automata, right?

Pwnies are one of the few organic lifeforms the droids actually tolerate.

[Silverdream]

Okay, so we have Grillions upon Grillions of cheaply produced tanks, robots and ships vs. the RIN at it's height.

I actually want to see this.

[Ben-Jammin]

The RIN condemns all pwnies and pwny-related activities. Any trace of pwnies within RIN space will spark an inquisitorial investigation, and the elimination of said pwnies and those who harbor them. (meta/story/whatever: the RIN has expanded greatly since the death of Alec, mostly due to rage-fueled crusades organized by the new Kommander and his new hover tek. Imagine a several galactic-cluster spanning expansion.)

You have the support of the Calvarian empire, should you wish to accept it. We will burn the pwny menace from the face of the brikverse. Show the abominations no quarter!

[Falk]

The RIN condemns all pwnies and pwny-related activities. Any trace of pwnies within RIN space will spark an inquisitorial investigation, and the elimination of said pwnies and those who harbor them. (meta/story/whatever: the RIN has expanded greatly since the death of Alec, mostly due to rage-fueled crusades organized by the new Kommander and his new hover tek. Imagine a several galactic-cluster spanning expansion.)

You have the support of the Calvarian empire, should you wish to accept it. We will burn the pwny menace from the face of the brikverse. Show the abominations no quarter!

Luchardsko will also support you against the Pwnies, but we will not fight the Bavarian or Briktoid, unless they attack us first.

[Colette]

My comrades, join the fight to save the glory of Drei Allianz!

[piltogg]

It has begun. The penises have already even released pro-TA propaganda.