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Der Uberkaiser for the Third Alliance

Postby Robot Monkey » Wed Sep 14, 2011 5:43 pm

Candidates:

Piltogg (EDIT: apparently not running)
Silvadream
Robot Monkey

(I decided not to do a poll, since that would invite trolls. Let only Third Alliance members vote.)

I hereby vote for myself as Uberkaiser.
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Re: Der Uberkaiser for the Third Alliance

Postby Hoboman » Wed Sep 14, 2011 5:53 pm

Robot Monkey wrote:I hereby vote for myself as Uberkaiser.

And thus it begins.... :lol:
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Postby Paco » Wed Sep 14, 2011 6:15 pm

Piltogg. Poll closed.
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Postby Silverdream » Wed Sep 14, 2011 6:19 pm

Didn't Piltogg say he was too busy?

I vote for myself.
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Postby Ham701 » Wed Sep 14, 2011 6:32 pm

Wir mussen die Juden ausrotten!
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Postby enders_shadow » Wed Sep 14, 2011 6:42 pm

how bout a rule: no voting for yourself (or be prepared to start voting for your grandchildren, cause when this is older, that's who's going to be eligible)
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Postby Bragallot » Wed Sep 14, 2011 6:45 pm

I stand by my plan for the organisation of this Alliance... :twisted:
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Postby Semaj Nagirrac » Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:57 pm

The Kingdom of Avalon requests more information on the candidates before a vote can be made. Thus, I put forth a question to the candidates: what direction will you take the alliance if you are chosen as Der UberKaiser?
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Postby Ham701 » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:05 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YOh-rpvjYg

I'm now Silva's campaign manager.
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Postby Silverdream » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:30 pm

As Uberkaiser I will not only expand members' nations but consolidate them. Every member has different resources, sakuradite, BT, RT, Prussian people, and we can all have exclusive trading rights to these.

Semaj, currently you are the least technologically advanced in our alliance. Everyone else is near Tek Level 6. A vote for me means you will get efficient engines for ships, better armour and plating for troops and tanks, and teleportation.

But what do I bring to the table that my opponents do not? I have direction. I know which empires to hit and where. I am a veteran of many battles, Piltogg and Brag can attest to that, and I have organized this alliance.

I promise to expand our alliance to more members and empires, I promise to deliver victories and liebensraum. Follow me in my endeavours and you will rule a fair sized portion of the brikverse. You will also become rich with monopolies and treasure.
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Postby Ross_Varn » Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:21 pm

General Quarters Alert: In the recent elections of the Third Alliance, public civilian displays in support of the Third Alliance are suspected to harbor weapon-weilding militants. TacDevi has speculated that the enemy units will target population centers and attempt to hold local leaders hostage in a display for Third dominance. MilSpec divisions will be on standby to respond and break up demonstrations. AT THIS TIME, ORDER ONE-ALPHA IS IN EFFECT. NO PEACEFUL DEMONSTRATORS WILL BE ARRESTED OR PROSECUTED. FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL RESULT IN DISHONORABLE DISCHARGE. MilSpec division will be armed with bruise-bullets for engagement with hostiles. It is believed that hostiles are not in league with the Third, and are operating independently. Cruiser Division B-21 is on orbital station until further notice.
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Postby Silverdream » Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:25 pm

We've got followers in every country.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_U ... ty_(Canada)
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Postby Robot Monkey » Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:25 pm

As Der UberKaiser, I will allow complete freedom to the members of this mighty alliance, as well as open trading between ourselves. I will happily send RT to the Avalonians, so that they may harness it's power and flourish, just as the RIN did.

I will not allow this "consolidation" that Silva plans for. I will allow it so that all members of our mighty alliance can keep everything they conquer! We shall flourish! We shall succeed!

A vote for me is a vote for freedom. A vote for me is a vote for victory!
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Postby Ham701 » Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:29 pm

A vote for Robot Monkey is a vote for Razgriz!
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Postby enders_shadow » Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:31 pm

Ham701 wrote:A vote for Robot Monkey is a vote for Razgriz!


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