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Postby White Nun » Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:56 pm

The Baroness votes for Robot Monkey.

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Postby Ham701 » Fri Sep 16, 2011 11:00 pm

Either way you get an idiot, it just depends if you want an idiotic prick or an idiotic troll.
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Postby Semaj Nagirrac » Fri Sep 16, 2011 11:46 pm

The Kingdom of Avalon has decided to choose RobotMonkey as the UberKaiser of the Third Alliance. Let it be noted that we would have preferred a duel over this voting nonsense. Now excuse me while I wash my hands of this democratic filth.
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Postby *CRAZYHORSE* » Sat Sep 17, 2011 5:25 am

No you guys should first make a three part forum crusade for finding the three purest and strongest races in the universe and taking their strongest and smartest warriors and taking their gene code.. Then the Third Alliance bio-engineers the physically and mentally most strong leader as possible and make him the UberKaiser. He would be called Herr UberKaiser and unsere reinsten UberKaiser formally.

Optional: Of course some aspect of the Immortals genes would be very beneficent for the creation of the UberKaiser, so the Third Alliance start hunting down a Immortal Champion of whom great tales are told throughout the universe and who's existence is very mystical. Finally they succeed but of course the Immortal gene code also brings a weakness leaving the UberKaiser with anger management problems. Because of this he becomes a relentless leader who even would kill one of his highest generals at a meeting if he didn't please him or fulfill his orders.
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Postby Semaj Nagirrac » Sat Sep 17, 2011 9:34 am

*CRAZYHORSE* wrote: Because of this he becomes a relentless leader who even would kill one of his highest generals at a meeting if he didn't please him or fulfill his orders.


So, we would essentially become North Korea? Just kidding

If anyone wanted to hunt down an immortal, I'm planning a forum battle against the warhead sphincter on my planet. If he dies (because as far as I understand sphincters can die) we could take his genetic code.
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Postby *CRAZYHORSE* » Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:21 am

No Warheads Gene code is to unstable. We have seen that his own sheer anger can even create animals in the (Nega-?)Negaverse.
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Postby Robot Monkey » Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:35 am

Vote total:

RM: 3
Silva: 0

Well, that pretty much covers all of the Third Alliance members. I guess that means I'm the first UberKaiser!

ALL HAIL THE RIN AND THE THIRD ALLIANCE! :twisted:
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Postby Silverdream » Sat Sep 17, 2011 11:09 am

Very well, I've lost fair and square. I truely am not mad or slightly humiliated.
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Postby Robot Monkey » Sat Sep 17, 2011 11:40 am

Silverdream wrote:Very well, I've lost fair and square. I truely am not mad or slightly humiliated.


I'm glad you took your defeat with honor. For that, I'll make you my second-in-command.

Hail The Third Alliance!
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Postby Silverdream » Sat Sep 17, 2011 11:42 am

I will not dissapoint you, nor duel you because that would be pointless.
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Postby Robot Monkey » Sat Sep 17, 2011 11:43 am

Excellent. May The Third Alliance prosper, and achieve victory!
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Postby Bragallot » Sat Sep 17, 2011 6:21 pm

The Neo-Prussian Empire congratulates Emperor ... (now that you're emperor you need a better name than Robot Monkey) with his election but wishes to stress that his aggressive political plans and this system of state have endeared us to stay out of a full military alliance with the Third Alliance as of yet, of course without breaking any of our current bonds.
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Postby Robot Monkey » Sat Sep 17, 2011 7:44 pm

Call me UberKaiser Alec the first.
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Postby Silverdream » Sat Sep 17, 2011 7:55 pm

And I will be the Herr Direktor. May death come quickly to our enemies.
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Postby Hoboman » Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:20 pm

The two of you will make great leaders. All Hail the Tweedle Twins.

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