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Re: Hell's Kitchen: Hot & Spicy Edition [Turn 4]

Postby sahasrahla » Wed Apr 19, 2017 6:58 pm

sadly legoland is not actually owned by lego
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Re: Hell's Kitchen: Hot & Spicy Edition [Turn 4]

Postby TheVengefulOne » Wed Apr 19, 2017 8:03 pm

sahasrahla wrote:sadly legoland is not actually owned by lego


It's not? Who owns it then? They must be partnered with Lego though.
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Re: Hell's Kitchen: Hot & Spicy Edition [Turn 4]

Postby Captain-Camper » Wed Apr 19, 2017 10:02 pm

Hey are you at the SoCal lego land? I'm at the beach cities so if a convention rolls around we should meet up!
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Re: Hell's Kitchen: Hot & Spicy Edition [Turn 4]

Postby AnnoyedZebra » Thu Apr 20, 2017 10:39 am

I think legoland is owned by a company called merlin or something
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Re: Hell's Kitchen: Hot & Spicy Edition [Turn 4]

Postby sahasrahla » Thu Apr 20, 2017 1:31 pm

yep, merlin entertainments which is primarily a british company. they own a whole bunch of random entertainment stuff that i'd never heard of before. lego sold the rights to a whole bunch of stuff, like theme parks and video games, in... 2001? 1999? back when they were just about to go down the financial shitter.

Captain-Camper wrote:Hey are you at the SoCal lego land? I'm at the beach cities so if a convention rolls around we should meet up!

nah i'm at the FL one :(
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Re: Hell's Kitchen: Hot & Spicy Edition [Turn 4]

Postby Captain-Camper » Thu Apr 20, 2017 1:44 pm

Darn!
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Re: Hell's Kitchen: Hot & Spicy Edition [Turn 4]

Postby sahasrahla » Thu Apr 20, 2017 4:51 pm

TURN FIVE

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Offended by the announcer's slight on his courage last turn, Randalf abruptly changes course and charges straight at One-Eye Joe, hoping to shove him into the lava.

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Randalf's MOM vs. One-Eye's POP

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One-Eye is knocked three inches back, just barely avoiding a hot&spicy demise.
One-Eye Joe: phew!

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One-Eye Joe: noooooooaaaaaauuggghhhh

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he is devoured by the Cooking Supplies and becomes One-Eye Skeleton
[Space Heroes eliminated]

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The rest of the Cooking Supplies attack the Bride, but not enough hit to take her down

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She retaliates by chopping up the monkey into monkey stew, a Hell's Kitchen staple. (the fish can still attack but it can't move unless someone picks it up)

Not many contestants left, who's going home with the gold? and by that i mean not dead? ready for turn 6 orders!
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Re: Hell's Kitchen: Hot & Spicy Edition [End]

Postby sahasrahla » Wed Apr 26, 2017 7:12 pm

TURN SEVEN

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Down to only two human contestants! it's all up to the dice now. Randalf goes for the shank...!

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DENIED

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The Bride eviscerates him. "Taste the power of true love, old man!" she shrieks. "But your true love is dead!" Randalf wants to reply. But he is dead and can't speak.

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The Bride is then swarmed by the Cooking Supplies.

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The would-be chef becomes the dinner. i told you guys to watch out for those fuckers

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Final overwatch. Bann154 is victorious!

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Meanwhile, the grunts have finally lost patience.
Kroog: FOOOOOOOOD

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the very definition of hangry, ladies and gentlemen

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kroog was never one for fancy dishes anyway. he prefers his blood juice fresh from the skulls of his enemies.


good game everyone! my personal highlight of the battle was Sourman blowing himself up and taking the knights with him. so heroic.
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Re: Hell's Kitchen: Hot & Spicy Edition [End]

Postby Alex » Wed Apr 26, 2017 8:03 pm

GG everyone! Thanks to Sahasrahla for hosting.
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Re: Hell's Kitchen: Hot & Spicy Edition [End]

Postby TheAtomikpunk » Thu Apr 27, 2017 7:09 pm

GG thanks sahs! :studgod:
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Re: Hell's Kitchen: Hot & Spicy Edition [End]

Postby Zahru II » Sat Apr 29, 2017 2:40 am

That was fun, gj everyone!
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Re: Hell's Kitchen: Hot & Spicy Edition [End]

Postby Captain-Camper » Sat Apr 29, 2017 12:30 pm

this was hella fun! Ken get in here and help me make hell puns!
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Re: Hell's Kitchen: Hot & Spicy Edition [End]

Postby AnnoyedZebra » Sat Apr 29, 2017 12:35 pm

Captain-Camper wrote:this was hella fun! Ken get in here and help me make hell puns!

you should burn in hell for these puns
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