[RK18] Battle in the Chat: Houston, We've Got a Problem

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Re: Battle in the Chat: Houston, We've Got a Problem

Postby Imic » Thu Jan 11, 2018 2:12 am

Watches intently
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Re: Battle in the Chat: Houston, We've Got a Problem

Postby Colette » Thu Jan 11, 2018 2:24 am

Britannia

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Everyone focuses fire on the USA mecha.

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Except for the Britannian Knightmare frame, which unsheathes its size-6 Maser Vibration Sword and slams it straight into its USA counterpart.

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With one blow the USA mech falls apart.

USA eliminated

Immortal Victory
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Re: Battle in the Chat: Houston, We've Got a Problem

Postby Colette » Thu Jan 11, 2018 2:29 am

So the Immortals technically won, but I want more carnage given the above average amount of effort I put into the battlefield, so I'm letting Scratch do some cleanup rounds. He gets command over both Immortal and Britannian forces, and all troops get unlimited move (to avoid back and forth on chat). The Immortal objectives of killing civilians and finding Darren Studs remain the same.
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Re: Battle in the Chat: Houston, We've Got a Problem

Postby Colette » Thu Jan 11, 2018 3:02 am

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The Terrorkhan begin patrolling the ends of the streets, gunning down all those trying to escape. One kicks down a mother as he ruthlessly guns down her baby in its carriage.
Houston Mom: No, please! NOOO!

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The Immortal tank rams into the cafe, running over a few more civilians.

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It then fires its main gun at the blue sports store, knocking a corner off.

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The speeder picks up the second OTC and goes double-clotheslining through the streets.

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The Britannian officer cuts of Janet Lawnmower Hands's hands off with his beamsaber.

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For her particular insolence, the Britannian knightmare crushes her body in its fist, bursting her brains out.

Janet Lawnmower Hands eliminated

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The other Britannian troops then continue massacring USA civilians.

Immortal civilian killcount: 34
Britannian civilian killcount: 16
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Re: Battle in the Chat: Houston, We've Got a Problem

Postby Colette » Thu Jan 11, 2018 3:25 am

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The Immortals continue destroying stuff.

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One Terrorkhan enters a building to flush out the civilians inside.

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The other confronts the group of children.
Kebab-Man: Please, we know there's a decent minifig still inside somewhere. You wouldn't really do this, would you?
Terrorkhan: ...

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Britannian Knightmare Pilot: Hey, we found the Octan COO!

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Re: Battle in the Chat: Houston, We've Got a Problem

Postby Colette » Thu Jan 11, 2018 3:29 am

Several hours later

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Sigma Shard: It's good to be back...believe it or not, dying sucks cock like your mother, even for us Immortals.

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Sting: Good job, Sigma Shard. Thanks to your efforts, we have broken the stalemate on Houston and are quickly gaining control over the planet. Unlike that disappointing Accountant, your mother tongue is war. You and I can converse fluently in it.

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Sting: Come, my friend. We have much to discuss.
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Re: [RK18] Battle in the Chat: Houston, We've Got a Problem

Postby sahasrahla » Thu Jan 11, 2018 9:58 am

shit, who's that  :666: dude behind Sting??
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Re: [RK18] Battle in the Chat: Houston, We've Got a Problem

Postby Natalya » Thu Jan 11, 2018 11:57 am

Janet Lawnmower Hands will return!
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Re: [RK18] Battle in the Chat: Houston, We've Got a Problem

Postby Colette » Thu Jan 11, 2018 12:37 pm

Natalya wrote:Janet Lawnmower Hands will return!

This isn't even her first appearance.

Battle of New Orleans:
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sahasrahla wrote:shit, who's that  :666: dude behind Sting??

General Banfull, commander of the Sigma Legion. I've been using the Sigma Shard in battles so far, but Banfull will probably be playable eventually.
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