Demons at Dauerdale! (End!)

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Re: Demons at Dauerdale! (Turn 6)

Postby Tzan » Tue Jan 02, 2018 6:50 pm

Photo tip number 6:

In general its best to have the vertical lines of the buildings align with your picture framing.
Otherwise it looks tilted and the camera person seems drunk.

The battle images look fine, I'm just referring to the Overwatches.
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Re: Demons at Dauerdale! (Turn 6)

Postby TheVengefulOne » Tue Jan 02, 2018 7:46 pm

Tzan wrote:the camera person seems drunk.


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Re: Demons at Dauerdale! (Turn 7)

Postby sahasrahla » Fri Jan 05, 2018 12:19 pm

Turn Seven

Tavern Wenches:

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Alice and Brümhilda survey the field before them. Alice decides she needs to try and put out the fire in her tavern and salvage whatever she can.

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Only one source of water presents itself to her: the village well, at the moment hotly contested by fire demons and the castle guard.

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Undaunted, the wenches charge forward, empowered by their their unstoppable vaginas.

Hot & Spicy Legion:

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The Fallen Angel summons another giant fireball

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...But it fizzles out in her hands. [Feat Failed!]

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Lady Emela finally falls under the combined blades of four fire demons. She coughs out blood and defiance even with her last breath.

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The archers fire on Robbin', but he deflects their fire arrows with his ninja skillz

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Fire monster tries to eat the halberdier again, but his armor protects him.

Townsfolk:

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Robbin' the Hood cuts a fire demon's throat.

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Archer guy fires at the Fallen Angel again...!

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His arrow flies true! With a double overskill damage roll, he shoots the wicked creature out of the skies

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She falls to earth with a crash, wings crumpled and broken beneath her, uttering a final soft laugh.

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Shamed by his earlier cowardice, the highlander accompanies the castle archers to battle!

Knights of Prosperia: [NPC'd]

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The halberdier continues his ineffectual battle with the monster.

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The archers advance, but can't quite get into range this turn. They go on response fire.


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Overwatch! Beautiful carnage. Orders for turn 8 due Monday at midnight! Thanks for playing guys!
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Re: Demons at Dauerdale! (Turn 7)

Postby motorhead fan » Sat Jan 06, 2018 6:53 am

My archer had fallen out of the window in the last Overwatch, is he down there for real or is it just a mistake?
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Re: Demons at Dauerdale! (Turn 7)

Postby sahasrahla » Sat Jan 06, 2018 8:04 am

lol, good catch. mistake, he was very precarious up there
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Re: Demons at Dauerdale! (Turn 7)

Postby Natalya » Sat Jan 06, 2018 11:14 am

sahasrahla wrote:Undaunted, the wenches charge forward, empowered by their their unstoppable vaginas.


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Re: Demons at Dauerdale! (Turn 7)

Postby Zupponn » Sat Jan 06, 2018 3:55 pm

Natalya wrote:
sahasrahla wrote:Undaunted, the wenches charge forward, empowered by their their unstoppable vaginas.


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Re: Demons at Dauerdale! (Turn 7)

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Re: Demons at Dauerdale! (Turn 8)

Postby sahasrahla » Wed Jan 10, 2018 11:12 am

Turn Eight

Tavern Wenches:

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The wenches rush for the well. Alice takes a swipe at the demon as she passes, but it doesn't connect. Brümhilda finds a bucket.

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They fill the bucket successfully and without interference, but I don't think that little bucket is going to be enough to put out a structure fire...

Townsfolk:

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Robbin' does a sick flip over the legionnaire's spear, aiming for the soft and defenseless archers behind him

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....Buuut he flubs his attack

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The archer, who apparently used the entirety of his life's luck the last two turns, critfails his attack and ends up throwing his bow at the fire monster. There is confusion on all sides.

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The indecisive townspeople charge back into battle (again), one armed only with a half-drunk pint.

Knights of Prosperia: (NPC'd)

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The archers get in range and rain arrows on the fire demons.

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Scratch one legionnaire.

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At this point I'm kinda wondering if these two secretly have some sort of non-aggression pact and are just pretending to fight while other people are watching, because they still haven't hurt each other

Hot & Spicy Legion: (NPC'd)

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The legionnaire and grunt roll a devastating combined attack against Robbin', knocking off one of his two HP

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The archers can't hit anything.


Turn 9 orders due Saturday at midnight! I think this bloody battle is almost over, who will be the last man standing....?!??
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Re: Demons at Dauerdale! (Turn 9)

Postby sahasrahla » Tue Jan 16, 2018 10:22 am

TURN NINE


Wenches:

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Deciding to abandon the burning tavern to its fate, the wenches turn and attack the fire monster. Brümhilda splashes it with water, which stuns it and allows Alice to deliver the final blow.
Is the halberdier man there sad? Will he miss his big razgrizzly friend? His emotions lie hidden behind a stoic yellow face.

Townsfolk:

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Archer guy jumps out the window.

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He does not survive the fall.

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Robbin' the Hood murders the shit out of this dude

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The peasants wade through the muck. One finds something amidst the carnage.

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Ahh, that could be useful.

Hot & Spicy Legion:

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The fire demons pursue Robbin'. They roll crap, but Robbin' rolls even crappier, and falls to their blades

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The fire archers shoot at the most dangerous thing they see, which at this point is Alice, the only surviving hero. She takes a point of damage and has 2 HP left

Knights of Prosperia: (NPC'd)

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The castle bowmen loose a volley in return. They take down one fire archer

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The halberdier moves up with his allies.

OVERWATCH:

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I think turn 10 will be the finale guys! Fire demons have three dudes remaining, while the allied forces of Dauerdale have eight. The battle looks more or less decided, but it's not too late for the fire legion to go out in a burning blaze of glory with the right orders! Deadline is Friday at midnight!
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Re: Demons at Dauerdale! (End!)

Postby sahasrahla » Mon Jan 22, 2018 1:09 pm

Turn Ten, the Finale

Townspeople:

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The last two surviving townsmen charge the fire demons and slay the archer

Tavern Wenches:

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Alice chucks another barrel of water at the fire legion

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Water splashes all over them, inflicting a penalty to attack!

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Brümhilda looks around for a javelin, but can't find one nearby. She grabs a sword instead.

Hot and Spicy Legion: (NPC'd)

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Even with the attack penalty, the legionnaire manages to decapitate the highlander. The drunk peasant drunkenly parries the grunt's attack.

Knights of Prosperia: (NPC'd)

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The archers fire another volley.

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Their arrows fly true, and the last two fire demons fall and melt into ash.

Final Overwatch:

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Victory for the defenders of Dauerdale!

Excellent game everyone, even with the missed deadlines here and there. Thanks for playing! Stick around for the epilogue featuring more fire demons and some really sub-par photoshopping
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Re: Demons at Dauerdale! (Turn 8)

Postby sahasrahla » Mon Jan 22, 2018 1:09 pm

Epilogue:

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Archer: The lady is still alive! Get her off the field, quick!

Emela: Those monsters will pay for this... cough cough....

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Knight: We've suffered heavy losses, my lord, but we've won the day, thanks in part to these brave wenches.

Prince Richie: We are very pleased! That was highly entertaining to watch, well done all. Shall I knight you all in thanks? Knighthoods for everyone!

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Prince Richie: And how would YOU like to become my personal lady in waiting, you sexy fox you?

Princess Flibby: Dear!!!

Alice: Uh... no thanks, my lord. It seems evident that the patriarchy is still far from vanquished, so I still have work to do.

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The last living peasant in Dauerdale goes back to doing what he's always done, like nothing had ever happened.

But meanwhile, deep underground...

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Valek, High Sorcerer of the Hot & Spicy Legion: You can do this, no need to fear. Just explain everything, calmly and clearly, and make sure he understands...

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Valek: ...This is not my fault!

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Valek: My lord, the... the forces we sent to capture Prince Richie have been completely destroyed.

Burning Warhead Shard: That, my dear sorcerer, is unfortunate news.

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Valek: My lord, it was... it was not my fault, the Fallen Angel you sent to lead them, she didn't--

Burning Shard: I hope you aren't implying that I am somehow at fault for this mess, Valek?

Valek: Absolutely not my lord, you are above reproach!

Burning Shard: Indeed, sorcerer. Now prepare fresh troops, and more this time--twice as many.

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Burning Shard: This war is only just begun.

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Valek: As you command, my lord!

Burning Shard: And bring me more moms! The last batch couldn't handle the heat. Hahahahaha!!!
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Re: Demons at Dauerdale! (Turn 8)

Postby aoffan23 » Mon Jan 22, 2018 9:12 pm

This was such an entertaining read. I particularly love your use of different facial expressions, they were absolutely top notch.
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Re: Demons at Dauerdale! (Turn 8)

Postby motorhead fan » Tue Jan 23, 2018 4:10 am

I also had a blast, did my last guy get a knighthood?

Do you have any plans for a future forum battle?
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Re: Demons at Dauerdale! (Turn 8)

Postby sahasrahla » Tue Jan 23, 2018 9:17 pm

no concrete plans at this moment, but i'm sure I'll do something again sooner or later
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