Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 12]

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Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 12]

Postby Flamer Shaftglutton » Wed Aug 15, 2018 11:30 pm

Turn 12:
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Max-hell uses a Supernatural Die to mess with the turn order and floats ominously around the tower. He spends most of his remaining dice teleporting the still-human sinners to the top of the tower.

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The group offers their skulls to Satan.

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"All worthy offerings..." Satan whispers. "But we have filled most of the positions. A couple of you might end up in the mail room..."

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The group disappears in a flash of fire.

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ninja_bait scuttles up the back of Satan's head and tries to plunge his knife-like legs into Satan's eyes.

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Bragallot foresaw this turn of events and saved his response action. He loads an unwilling member of the skeleton band into his bow and fires it at the Demon of Gluttony.

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He hits successfully, knocking ninja_bait off balance just long enough to delay the attack. No damage to ninja_bait, though.

Turn 13 Preview:
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Having offered the most skulls, Duerer becomes the Demon of Treachery. He finds himself on Ring 9, bursting with power.

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Having offered the second-most skulls, TheVengefulOne finds himself on Ring 4, now the electrifying Demon of Greed.

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Having offered the third-most skulls (tied with RedRover, but winning the coin toss), motorhead fan finds himself on Ring 2, now a disgusting pile of flesh. He has been transformed into the Demon of Lust.

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RedRover finds himself back on Ring 1, but now with better stats, wings, and wearing nothing but a loincloth.

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Flamer Shaftglutton has been transformed into a demon as well, but just barely since he had the fewest skulls. He gets to keep the banana costume, though.


Wider shots:
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In no particular order and with no context.
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8 of the 10 demons, if you include Flamer Shaftglutton down on Ring 1.



Demon Statcards:
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Current Standings:
  • ninja_bait: Ring 9, Demon of Gluttony, 1 respawn remaining.
  • StalinsFavoriteKhat: Ring 8, Demon of Heresy, 1 respawn remaining.
  • motorhead fan: Ring 2, Demon of Lust, 2 respawns remaining.
  • TheVengefulOne: Ring 4, Demon of Greed, 2 respawns remaining.
  • Bragallot: Ring 1, Demon of Violence, 1 respawn remaining.
  • ReconMiner: Ring 9, Demon of Wrath, 1 respawn remaining.
  • Scribonius: Ring 4, Demon of Fraud, 1 respawn remaining.
  • Flamer Shaftglutton: Ring 1, Lesser Demon, No respawns remaining.
  • RedRover: Ring 1, Lesser Demon, 2 respawns remaining.
  • Duerer: Ring 9, Demon of Treachery, 1 respawn remaining.


Other stuff:
1. Orders are due Monday, August 20th.
2. Remember when I said the next turn would be up on Friday? I lied!
3. I'm caught up on work, so turns will be back to normal now.
4. Lesser Demon stats: 1D8 skill, 2D6 Armor, 10" movement (15" flying if you have wings). Can also shoot fire from their hands in a pinch: Use: 2, Damage: 1D4+1.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 12]

Postby Duerer » Thu Aug 16, 2018 12:40 am

Beat up the red demon next to me and absorb his powers.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 12]

Postby Craigallot » Thu Aug 16, 2018 3:07 am

Shoot at Satan... :D
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 12]

Postby ninja_bait » Thu Aug 16, 2018 5:19 am

Bragallot... :why:

I try again
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 12]

Postby Craigallot » Thu Aug 16, 2018 5:30 am

Did you read Satan's stats? He would've obliterated you! :) The only way we can beat him is if we all work together.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 12]

Postby ninja_bait » Thu Aug 16, 2018 5:37 am

I don't read the stats!

Also I felt pretty good about Bob Ross soaking all the damage for me.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 12]

Postby Craigallot » Thu Aug 16, 2018 5:40 am

You were going to get Bob killed... for no reason! :fist:
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 12]

Postby ninja_bait » Thu Aug 16, 2018 5:45 am

It's Hell, what can I say?
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 12]

Postby stubby » Thu Aug 16, 2018 6:50 am

I'm pretty pleased that Hell's ultimate expression of treachery is a hot dog boi
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 12]

Postby ReconMiner » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:33 pm

I'm gonna continue waiting to team up on Satan while saving my response for defense.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 12]

Postby TheCraigfulOne » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:12 pm

Damn, I look sick! Props for the awesome demon!

I ask my demon bro if he wants to ride on my shoulder now that Duerer is too powerful for him to kill. Then I jump down and copulate with the Demon of Lust to produce a bastard baby demon. :twisted:
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 12]

Postby Scribonius » Fri Aug 17, 2018 10:05 pm

Hmm... I'm the Daemon of Fraud. *thinks* Okay, I'm using my powers to turn the minifigs Satan is chewing on into wooden dummies coated with something sticky. I'm trying to glue his jaws shut. Turning real things into fake things is fraud, right?  :lol:
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 12]

Postby motorhead fan » Sat Aug 18, 2018 6:54 am

I want to climb up to satan where everyone else is, killing any minifigs in my path.
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