Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 23]

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Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 23]

Post by Flamer Shaftglutton » Wed Sep 26, 2018 8:22 am

Turn 23:
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The Demon of Treachery (Duerer) slams into the Demon of Dimmies (Bragallot) so hard that he phases into him and sends him flying down to Ring 1. He explodes from the demi-god's torso like a chestburster. He regains his lost health as the great demi-god dies.

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The Demon of Greed (TheVengefulOne) converts his giant batteries into speakers and blasts the Demon of Treachery (Duerer) with a concentrated shockwave of "Ride the Lightning". He releases an incredible amount of damage, but his target rolls exceptionally well for armor. He deals only a single pip of damage.


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Wide shot. The Demon of Greed (TheVengefulOne) at the bottom, and the Demon of Treachery (Duerer) on the left atop the great Dimmy carcass.


Current Standings:
  • Craiger: Demon of Treachery, Ring 1, 6/7 Hitpoints, 0 respawns left.
  • motorCraig fan: Demon of Lust, Ring 1, 0/4 Hitpoints, DEAD.
  • TheCraigfulOne: Demon of Greed, Ring 1, 3/4 Hitpoints, 1 respawn left.
  • craig_bait: Demon of Gluttony, Ring 4, 0/7 Hitpoints, DEAD.
  • BriksKrieg: Demon of Heresy, Ring 6, 0/9 Hitpoints, DEAD.
  • Craigallot: Demon of Dimmies, Ring 1, 0/9 Hitpoints, DEAD.
  • CraigMiner: Demon of Wrath, Ring 1, 0/5 Hitpoints, DEAD.
  • Craigonius: Demon of Fraud, Ring 4, 0/3 Hitpoints, DEAD.
  • Flamer Craigglutton: Lesser Demon of Bananas, Ring 4, 0/1 Hitpoints, DEAD.
  • CraigRover: Lesser Demon of Walmart, Ring 1, 1/1 Hitpoints, DEAD.

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2. Only two left!
3. Craigallot would have built a rainbow device to teleport you all to heaven, where you would have fought in your original minifig bodies for the entertainment of a jealous and vengeful God. I'm almost glad he died because building a nine-layered Heaven would have been a lot of work.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 23]

Post by Duerer » Wed Sep 26, 2018 9:15 am

Fly over the the Demon of Greed, rip out his arms and kill him with his own weapons, thus having them commit the biggest act of treachery on him.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 23]

Post by Venge » Wed Sep 26, 2018 10:00 am

Greedily devour Craigallot's (first) corpse, doubling my power, then attack Craiger with everything I've got.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 23]

Post by TheGuyRightBehindYou » Wed Sep 26, 2018 1:41 pm

HOLY SHIT
Durer is killing all the things :all:
Who would've thought that the flying demon hotdog would create this much glorious carnage :studgod: :omnom:
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 23]

Post by ninja_bait » Wed Sep 26, 2018 2:03 pm

:byzero:

TheCraigfulOne has a whole extra respawn...
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 23]

Post by Venge » Wed Sep 26, 2018 2:22 pm

ninja_bait wrote: :byzero:

TheCraigfulOne has a whole extra respawn...
But only one more hitpoint if you add them up, this one will depend on the dice gods' favor. :zig:
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 23]

Post by Flamer Shaftglutton » Wed Sep 26, 2018 2:31 pm

TheCraigfulOne wrote:
ninja_bait wrote:TheCraigfulOne has a whole extra respawn...
But only one more hitpoint if you add them up, this one will depend on the dice gods' favor.
Yeah, but it's...
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+2 HP from eating other demons butts.

The respawn will help, but it's still 7x(2D10) armor vs 6x(3D10) armor. And Craiger's 4D12 lances have been pretty lethal so far. TheCraigfulOne's going to have to roll well to win the Bone Throne. Eating Craigallot's head will give him a D10 for skill and let him make a third attack, but Craiger goes first...
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 23]

Post by Bragallot » Fri Sep 28, 2018 8:59 am

:no:
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 23]

Post by ninja_bait » Fri Sep 28, 2018 9:00 am

Craigallot wrote::no:
lol
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