the gladiator arena turn 1

[darkpaladin]

turn one is here!


the engineer tries to do something with his C4


he fails and heads to the tank to take cover


the soldier flies up onto the roof of the building, prepares to response fire, and looks around


he sees in front of him the tank, engineer and metal rock star (out of range)


to his side he sees the inside of the fort


the heavy metal rock star plays a heavy metal song


which successfully drives him into a bloodlust


he rips the side off of the old tank, which can't stand the power of heavy metal, and opens fire on the engineer on the other side


FIRST BLOOD!
the engineer is out

thats all i have for now
send in orders
it's still not to late to sign up!
Edit: each person gets one respawn (see below for details)

[RunsWithLegos]

hey i think, it'd be a bit more fun if we could respawn once, with like, only apistole or random object, it makes it fair for guys like engi who just POP died.

[darkpaladin]

That's a good idea
You each get one respawn
More if you do something truly brikwarsy
Also if you have the most kills
And runs with Legos gets One for suggesting it

[RunsWithLegos]

awesome also where am i?

[darkpaladin]

don't worry if your not on here, you will walk in after turn one

[RunsWithLegos]

herpyderpydooooo

[mgb519]

Yay! Because that was anticlimactic.

[darkpaladin]

turn one continuation


the assassin hops up onto the landing pad and opens fires on the pirate to no effect (sorry but he couldn't see the soldier)


the blacktron opens up on the heavy metal rock star (just in range) but the bullets harmlessly bounce off the tank

thats all i've got still need orders for pirate and post apoc survivor

[lawmaster]

Forum eater

[NapalmKing]

I claim the Samurai.

[darkpaladin]

pirates turn


the pirate runs down the bridge shooting at the assassin though his shots can't find there mark do to the assassin's cloak


pissed at this the pirate throws his javelin at the assassin


the force is so strong that the javelin keeps the body up (crit success)

still need the post apoc survivor
send it in soon or i will npc him (or if anybody wants him)

[lawmaster]

Arrr that be serving you right!

[Silverdream]

Aww man. Am I still partly alive?

[darkpaladin]

You respawn at the end of next turn

[darkpaladin]

the end of turn one


the pirate gets killed by a flying chainsaw, but who's to blame?


oh, the post apoc soldier


not much is left of the poor pirate


lets make things more interesting!
somewhre on this map i have hidden an OTC, try to find it



the gates fall down


the jester walks onto the field neer the post apoc soldier


the samurai walks onto the field near the tank


the engineer gets lucky and respawns in his original spot


the assassin also gets lucky and respawns near his original spot


the pirate on the other hand gets unlucky and respawns on the tower which i resized i forgot to build a way up or down on


"what took you so long you two?"


"sheesh, i didn't expect the spanish inquisition."


NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
our two weapons are fear and surprise surprise, fear, and ruthless efficiency
our three weapons surprise, fear, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the pope
among our weapons are surprise, fear, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the pope, and pistols
thy are npc unless if someone whose not playing wants one

Table of bragging rights
Assassin: kills 0 spawns left 0
Engineer: kills 0 spawns left 0
Metal rock star: kills 1 spawns left 1
Blacktron: kills 0 spawns left 1
Soldier: kills 0 spawns left 1
Pirate: kills 1 spawns left 0
Post apoc survivor: kills 1 spawns left 1
Jester: kills 0 spawns left 2
Samurai: kills 0 spawns left 1
Inquisitors: kills 0 spawns left 1