Of Motley and Murder, Turn 3

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Of Motley and Murder, Turn 3

Postby Scratch » Sat Nov 10, 2012 12:06 pm

JESTERS Alex

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The Black Codpiece attempts to skullfuck the ork (feat).

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Due to a crit against the feat, the ork hammers his junk off, disrupting and stunning him.

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The stunned jester gets killed with his own crossbow from an overskill'd counter.

CIVILIANS lawmaster

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All the civvies gang up on the disrupted clown, the filthy peasant takes his hammer.

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They chip one HP off him, the filthy peasant is disrupted from a critfail.

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The Butcher and a wench attack Che Guev-Hair-a, while 2 rabbits are grabbed, including BrownNose.

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Closeup on the other nabbed rabbit.

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The Butcher kills a rabbit instead of Che due to a redshirt, and the wench breaks the cask, spilling ale on Che, giving him a permanent strength boost.

LOWTOWER Germanico

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The Ranger grabs the fit-marked bottle and attempts to forcefeed it to the disrupted jester, he fails and smacks himself in the face with it, a supernatural force emits from the shattered liquid, and punches him in the face, but I lost the pic.

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Peter Lowtower attempts to drink the blood from the cutest rabbit, but gets bitten in the nose for his trouble.

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He then gets the hammer and smacks the jester in the face, doing shit damage, however.

ORKS Zahru II

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The last two orks fail to finish off the wounded jester hero, they grabbed extra weapons, but they crit failed with one apiece, hurling them about the field.

RABBIT LIBERATION FORCE aoffan23

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Che flips another box, and brown nose kills his captor. Nothing else of interest happens.

REINFORCEMENT WAVE

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Ork reinforcements include a chieftain (elite) and Nitros the Bull (Hero)

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Lowtower reinforcements, 4 rangers who were out ranging (normal figs)

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Secret Faction Unlocked! Smeerps! The arch-enemies of the Rabbits, these foul beasts have turned out for one reason, Rabbit destruction. Controlled by Silverdream and led by Shit Smear (Hero).

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OVERVIEW

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And despite it all, the Lowtower flag (and flagpole) flap proudly in the wind.
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Re: Of Motley and Murder, Turn 3

Postby Silverdream » Sat Nov 10, 2012 2:36 pm

Awesome gif. Let the coney massacre begin.
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Re: Of Motley and Murder, Turn 3

Postby aoffan23 » Sat Nov 10, 2012 8:34 pm

Civilians, listen to my pleas. If you let the Smeerps annihilate us, you will be left broke, your market wiped clean of all wealth. We must form a temporary alliance to defeat this threat to both of us.

Civvies pls.
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Re: Of Motley and Murder, Turn 3

Postby lawmaster » Sat Nov 10, 2012 9:51 pm

Rabbits taste good.....
You are faced with door what do you do
I use my flamethrower
wait what you can't do that
Sure I can see
*door catches fire*
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Re: Of Motley and Murder, Turn 3

Postby Silverdream » Sun Nov 11, 2012 5:18 pm

If anyone dares help the coney bastards, you'll be joining them in the bunnyfire.
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Re: Of Motley and Murder, Turn 3

Postby Kalvinator » Sun Nov 11, 2012 8:56 pm

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Re: Of Motley and Murder, Turn 3

Postby Scratch » Thu Nov 15, 2012 9:53 am

Tan Man needs aoffan orders badly.
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Re: Of Motley and Murder, Turn 3

Postby aoffan23 » Thu Nov 15, 2012 1:10 pm

Shit, there I go again. Orders inbound.
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