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Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 5

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 7:16 pm
by Pwnerade
Thesson already sent me his orders, so I figured I'd get things started.

Stompy - Thesson

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"AHAAHA! YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD SON!" Apparently, Stompy can talk. Who knew? The Yeti is avenged with a resounding splat.

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A second yellow is impaled with extreme prejudice!

Re: Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 5

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 2:47 am
by Pwnerade
The Green Berets - mgb519

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Lt. "Deadeye" Jones shot at the tank destroyer crew, but only succeeded in shooting of the gunner's helmet.

Yellow Reenactors - Kalvinator

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The panzer and the carrier combined their fire on the wall again.

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The wall was destroyed, and Peach Solo red-shirted in order to survive. Two more peaches took cover. The turret's controls were also destroyed.

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Sgt. Harmon missed his target . . . again.

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The Wespe fired on the peaches instead of the greens. A lucky shot landed by the pizza truck.

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Two peaches were torn apart. A third was killed as well, but less gruesomely.

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The Hellcat's gunner was distracted by his brush with death, and did not fire the main gun this turn. The machinegunner was unaffected, and killed a green.

Re: Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 5

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 4:38 am
by Pwnerade
Pwn Protectorate Infantry - lawmaster

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The infantry finally got to taste blood. The final green beret was killed, and a green soldier. A civilian was also killed just for the hell of it.

FACTION ELIMINATED - THE GREEN BERETS

Pwn Protectorate Commandos - Germanico

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Captain Kickass missed his shot, and then tried to build a catapult. He was not successful.

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The Commandos shot at Stompy and wounded him further. They then steered the truck towards the beast and prepared to jump.

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BOOM!

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Stompy was blown apart. So ended his reign of terror.

FACTION ELIMINATED - THE MOTHAFUCKIN' YETI AND STOMPY

Re: Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 5

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 6:07 am
by Pwnerade
Peach Rebels - Silent-sigfig

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The peach pilot shot the carrier driver, but failed to kill him.

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The disrupted peaches got back up and took cover.

Peach Reenactors - Piltogg

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The peaches continued their grenade rush. Luckily, no one tried to kill them while they were out in the open, waving explosives. The peach with the Panzerfaust also contributed.

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Success!

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The panzer was destroyed, and Sgt. Krieg had to bail.

Green Reenactors - Pwnerade

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One of the remaining greens took a shot at the Pwn Protectorate Infantry, but missed. The other remaining green, a medic, sprinted towards a downed peach.

Re: Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 5

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 7:03 am
by Pwnerade
The Civilians - heavyfishcannon

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The hiker attempted to befriend a Playmobil squirrel, and the fireman sped towards the fires in the park.

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Facing imminent death by scorpion to the face, the Xtreme Sports Punk lit up a final smoke. That ignited the gasoline leaking from the tank of his trike.

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He, the scorpion, and the mummy were killed.

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The green janitor continued his surprisingly lethal rampage. The Mysterious Gentleman fell victim to the janitor's broom. Super-Tight-Suit-Girl counterattacked, but failed.

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Re: Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 5

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 7:12 am
by Pwnerade
The Mothafuckin' Yeti
Kills: 2
Losses: 2

The Green Berets
Kills: Polar bear
Losses: 3

Yellow Reenactors
Kills: 18 enemies, 13 civilians, 2 vehicles, 1 yeti
Bennies: 1

Pwn Protectorate Infantry
Kills: 2 enemies, 1 civilian

Pwn Protectorate Commandos
Kills: Stompy

Peach Militia
Kills: 10 civilians
Losses: 4

Peach Reenactors
Kills: 9 Civilians, 1 vehicle
Losses: 1
Bennies: 3

Greens
Kills: 2 Clones, 3 civilians.
Losses: 10

Civilians
Kills: 1 combatant, 2 civilian
Losses: A fucking lot.

Send in orders for turn 6, double quick!

Re: Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 5

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 5:51 pm
by Thesson
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