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Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 5
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 7:16 pm
by Pwnerade
Thesson already sent me his orders, so I figured I'd get things started.
Stompy - Thesson
"AHAAHA! YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD SON!" Apparently, Stompy can talk. Who knew? The Yeti is avenged with a resounding splat.
A second yellow is impaled with extreme prejudice!
Re: Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 5
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 2:47 am
by Pwnerade
The Green Berets - mgb519
Lt. "Deadeye" Jones shot at the tank destroyer crew, but only succeeded in shooting of the gunner's helmet.
Yellow Reenactors - Kalvinator
The panzer and the carrier combined their fire on the wall again.
The wall was destroyed, and Peach Solo red-shirted in order to survive. Two more peaches took cover. The turret's controls were also destroyed.
Sgt. Harmon missed his target . . . again.
The Wespe fired on the peaches instead of the greens. A lucky shot landed by the pizza truck.
Two peaches were torn apart. A third was killed as well, but less gruesomely.
The Hellcat's gunner was distracted by his brush with death, and did not fire the main gun this turn. The machinegunner was unaffected, and killed a green.
Re: Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 5
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 4:38 am
by Pwnerade
Pwn Protectorate Infantry - lawmaster
The infantry finally got to taste blood. The final green beret was killed, and a green soldier. A civilian was also killed just for the hell of it.
FACTION ELIMINATED - THE GREEN BERETS
Pwn Protectorate Commandos - Germanico
Captain Kickass missed his shot, and then tried to build a catapult. He was not successful.
The Commandos shot at Stompy and wounded him further. They then steered the truck towards the beast and prepared to jump.
BOOM!
Stompy was blown apart. So ended his reign of terror.
FACTION ELIMINATED - THE MOTHAFUCKIN' YETI AND STOMPY
Re: Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 5
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 6:07 am
by Pwnerade
Peach Rebels - Silent-sigfig
The peach pilot shot the carrier driver, but failed to kill him.
The disrupted peaches got back up and took cover.
Peach Reenactors - Piltogg
The peaches continued their grenade rush. Luckily, no one tried to kill them while they were out in the open, waving explosives. The peach with the Panzerfaust also contributed.
Success!
The panzer was destroyed, and Sgt. Krieg had to bail.
Green Reenactors - Pwnerade
One of the remaining greens took a shot at the Pwn Protectorate Infantry, but missed. The other remaining green, a medic, sprinted towards a downed peach.
Re: Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 5
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 7:03 am
by Pwnerade
The Civilians - heavyfishcannon
The hiker attempted to befriend a Playmobil squirrel, and the fireman sped towards the fires in the park.
Facing imminent death by scorpion to the face, the Xtreme Sports Punk lit up a final smoke. That ignited the gasoline leaking from the tank of his trike.
He, the scorpion, and the mummy were killed.
The green janitor continued his surprisingly lethal rampage. The Mysterious Gentleman fell victim to the janitor's broom. Super-Tight-Suit-Girl counterattacked, but failed.
Overviews
Re: Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 5
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 7:12 am
by Pwnerade
The Mothafuckin' Yeti
Kills: 2
Losses: 2
The Green Berets
Kills: Polar bear
Losses: 3
Yellow Reenactors
Kills: 18 enemies, 13 civilians, 2 vehicles, 1 yeti
Bennies: 1
Pwn Protectorate Infantry
Kills: 2 enemies, 1 civilian
Pwn Protectorate Commandos
Kills: Stompy
Peach Militia
Kills: 10 civilians
Losses: 4
Peach Reenactors
Kills: 9 Civilians, 1 vehicle
Losses: 1
Bennies: 3
Greens
Kills: 2 Clones, 3 civilians.
Losses: 10
Civilians
Kills: 1 combatant, 2 civilian
Losses: A fucking lot.
Send in orders for turn 6, double quick!
Re: Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 5
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 5:51 pm
by Thesson