Sorry for the lateness, I have recently caught a bad case of the stomach flu.SMEERPS: Silverdream
The Combined Smeerp army greedily devour the cow.
They quickly eat the cow, and although the heroic feat tied 3 times, they gained no boost from the cow remains.
They then sit on their rabbit asses for the rest of the turn. CIVILIANS: lawmaster
The peasants go on a bunny eating spree, tearing some in half.
When the bound peasant attempts to eat Che Guev-hare-a, he gets his head blown off by sheer revolutionary rage.
For causing the second most awesome event this turn, Che's tail turns blood red, not from the spilled blood, but from Communism.
Somehow, these two dumbasses manage to choke to death.
The Butcher somehow fails to kill Brownnose with both a feat and an action.
This guy fails to both kill the ork, or banhammer himself.
This ork gets killed however. LOWTOWER: Germanico
Peter sings the song "Wolves like Bloody Rabbits" which I couldn't find anywhere. His mumbling gives the rabbits a -1 to all rolls, somehow.
He then nearly kills the Black Codpiece, but doesn't do enough damage.
These dudes move up uselessly.
The Ranger of Thorolund kills the other ork.BATTLE JESTERS: Alex
The Black Codpiece crawls to a standing position and grabs himself a sword.
After failing a circle swing feat, he half runs, half stumbles to the keep, tripping himself up in the process.ORKS: Zahru II
The Great Bull hands off his Spearaxe to the Chieftain.
He winds up for a charge.
He easily spears the Ranger on his horn.
With a couple crits, he tears the peasant in half, getting himself some sort of head-kilt in the process.
Even while blocking the club, the amount of crits blows through another peasant.
He then smashes Peter Lowtower, who loses a leg (halved movement) and one HP.
Peter then grabs the Great Bull by the head-kilt and holds on for dear life.
The most badass moment of this turn comes to an end when even Crits-McBull can't fell the Lowtower Standard.
The Chief then fails with both of his weapons.RABBIT LIBERATION FORCE: aoffan23
Brownnose bites the hand off the Butcher with a crit on a D8 (-1HP)
Then retreats to the top of the tree. (Leaves are gone because they were being a huge pain in the ass)
Another crate is flipped.Overwatch
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