BrikwaRPG2 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Last Update: 5/16/2013)

[Silverdream]

I like your Hot Fuzz sig. Incidentally, that movie's where my username comes from.

[Zupponn]

I like your Hot Fuzz sig. Incidentally, that movie's where my username comes from.

Tanks.

[Zupponn]

What is this? An update? How dare he!

TURN 8!


alphafalcon's son tries to call down some kind of missile strike, but apparently the ship he called is too busy drinking booze to notice the call.


He then goes over and kicks the Zamboni.


His foot hurts.


Von Brag takes to the air, but is immediately shot at by both Jeremiah and Scribonius.


Brag's flying machine is destroyed.
Jeremiah: "That's for Fulgencio, you bastard!"


Von Brag lands right outside of the base's side door.


Rade runs forward and kicks a Brag Squad grunt over.


He then dumps all of his guns' bullets into the grunt's mouth.
Rade: "Hope you get lead poisoning, you fucktard!"


Instead of lead poisoning, the grunt starts choking. He tries to grab at his throat, but realizes too late that minifigs cannot touch their own necks.


He falls over dead.


Duke Crystoph moves up.


Khaar starts yelling at the Master.
Khaar: "DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH SWEEPING I"M GOING TO HAVE TO DO BECAUSE OF YOUR DAMN DOOR!!"


He picks him up with the Farce.
Khaar: "Lots and lots of sweeping, you asshole!"


He then throws him at Rade. The collision knocks him over.


Khaar: "Alright, I did this little bit for you all, but only cause of that one time we were on a team together...(mumbling)(then again, most of you were complete shit heads... leaving me with all the work)." *grumble grumble grumble*


Apparently he can really work when he wants to though.


That cleanliness doesn't last too long though, as both Mr. Doctor and Nadine combine fire to take out another Brag Squad grunt.


The remaining Brag Squad grunts both attack Rade, but fail to penetrate his armor.


Then the Master runs up and kills Mr. Doctor with a vicious blow that cuts him in two.


Von Brag activates his mini-tank and has it come to his position.


It stops next to him, scanning for targets.


Von Brag: "Code Blitzschlag. Extraction required."
On cue, a ship makes its descent to the battlefield.


Pilot: "Sir! Let's get you out of here!"
Von Brag: "Yes, let us go. I must live to finish my invention. Then all the Brikverse shall be mine!"

Overviews:

[Scribonius]

Well, this is not a good thing. Von Bragallot must NOT get away!

Von Bragallot, you are a blight upon the fabric of the Brikverse! You shall NOT escape this time! *summon magic to make the ground under the ship surge up and "spike" the ship, hopefully damaging it enough to keep it from flying!

[Kalvinator]

Continue cleaning the field, grumbling of course.

[Vami_IV]

Awesome. Is there any way I might have a character in this battle?

[Zupponn]

Awesome. Is there any way I might have a character in this battle?

It's a little too late for that, as the battle is nearing its end. Keep an eye open for BrikwaRPG3 though, which should start up sometime this summer methinks.

[Vami_IV]

Awesome. Is there any way I might have a character in this battle?

It's a little too late for that, as the battle is nearing its end. Keep an eye open for BrikwaRPG3 though, which should start up sometime this summer methinks.

Will do.

[Kalvinator]

Not to rush or anything....

[Zupponn]

Not to rush or anything....

Hey, this battle is like a fine wine. You can't rush it or you won't enjoy it completely.

In all seriousness, I've been working on different stuff recently and I'll try to get back to it as soon as I can.

[Colette]

It's been so long that I can't remember, but did I send orders for Nadine?

[Zupponn]

It's been so long that I can't remember, but did I send orders for Nadine?

Yes. I have orders for everyone that's left. I've just been both busy and lazy recently.

[Vami_IV]

Not to rush or anything....

Hey, this battle is like a fine wine. You can't rush it or you won't enjoy it completely.

In all seriousness, I've been working on different stuff recently and I'll try to get back to it as soon as I can.

While on that topic, I have my legos once again and I am redesigning the weapons and maybe the troops. I have had some pretty ingenious ideas lately.

[Zupponn]

So, after 2 months of waiting, I present you the next turn!

TURN 9!


Rade runs over to the damaged machine and starts pounding on the control panel with his pistols.


Unfortunately, all his pounding did was short something in the circuitry, which zaps him.


He gets knocked backwards a ways.


Nadine moves up and blows a Brag Squaddie's head off.


Scribonius starts channeling a spell.


A large spike comes out of the ground and impales itself into the spaceship, dealing 2 points of damage (of 6). It will have to be removed before the ship can take off.


alphafalcon's son grabs a couple of loose guns and unloads them on the spaceship, but he fails to do any damage.


Duke Crystoph: "Burn!"
Heavy: "Aieeeeeeee!!!"


Khaar: "Man, that guy's toast!"
Duke Crysstoph: "Heh. More like burnt toast."



Jeremiah readies his aim.


Von Brag gets smacked by the flying rifle.
Von Brag: ?


Jeremaih: "You coward! How about a round of fisticuffs to determine which of us is manlier?"


I guess someone didn't like that idea.


Jeremaih collides with Scribonius. Neither is hurt.


Von Brag: "Great vork likkle tank!"
Likkle Tank: "Beep Boop"


Von Brag: "Now, go vemove zat vorrendus spike in my ship. I'll be leaving as soon as you're done."
Pilot: "Yes sir."


The only problem is that he can't seem to get it to budge.


Pilot: "Hey, could I get a hand here?"


Master: "Sure."


Master: "You're welcome."


He then hops in the back of the ship.
Von Brag: "Vhat took you so long?"
Master: "I was...delayed."


Von Brag: "Vell, let's blast out of zis joint!"


Von Brag: "Oh, but ve mustn't forget to clean up after ourselves."


Von Brag: "Zhis self-destruct programming alvays comes in handy."

LATER...


Scribonius: "So, now what?
Rade: "We go after them of course."
Nadine: "But shouldn't we report in first?"
Jeremaih: "No, Warhead would not be happy. We'd be lucky to escape with our lives after the Von Brag escaped with his."
Rade: "Exactly, and besides..."


"...now it's personal."

Overviews:




Our heroes will be back! Stay tuned for the epic conclusion coming sometime this summer in...

BRIKWARPG3: SONS OF THE MOONS



Anyways, thanks to everyone who participated and enjoyed this little endeavor. I hope it was as enjoyable for you guys as it was for me.

[Silverdream]

"...now it's personal."