BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville

[Colette]

Shoot the Bavarian that is on top of me and if anyone asks say it was out of self-defense or something. Then hijack the car.

[mgb519]

Veronica should pull a Xenia Onatopp.
Angus should build a new, short term automaton which is smaller, and less robust, since it'll be easier to build. It should be equipped with a flamethrower chainsaw.
Archie should shoot the truck driver in the face, kick the thing into gear towards the mass of Bavarians, and then jump out like a coward as it starts moving.

[Bragallot]

Someone repair my doods.

[lawmaster]

Shoot the Bavarian that is on top of me and if anyone asks say it was out of self-defense or something. Then hijack the car.

Heal me.

[Theblackdog]

Austin: Hack the robotic standee and have him carry the beer keg out to the large group of Bavarian soldiers, in order to distract them and hopefully get them too drunk to shoot straight.

[Colette]

Shoot the Bavarian that is on top of me and if anyone asks say it was out of self-defense or something. Then hijack the car.

Heal me.

Even if I wanted to, you're too far away right now. I might be able to reach you with this car though.

[Theblackdog]

Addendum: Austin will, in his Bavarian officer persona, take credit for the robotic standee bringing the troops beer in order to get them to like him.

[Cytheran]

Jacob will tazer Boris then drag him in the bar and disarm him. Then hold a gun to Boris' face and question him about this shovel he's heard about. If the beer is there still the Jacob will get some maybe offer it to Boris as an apology for tazing him.

[Zupponn]

Start going out and grabbing everyone to try the grand beer. All shall know the taste of success!!!

Also, see if we can't make up some pretzels to go with the beer.

[Silverdream]

Really sorry about the late turn. It's because I have to resize 40+ images now.

However, most of them look really nice. Have a quick peek at next turn.

[Kalvinator]

Yeah, resizing is the worst.

[Silverdream]

Sorry for the wait.

TURN 4





Rather than climb down, I decided it would be more efficient for Kelvin to fall down. The damage wouldn't get past his armour anyway.



Kelvin's gun misfires and jams, breaking itself and the windshield.



Clara somehow shoots her attacker.



And they both get in. Clara notes that there is a size two machinegun under the jeep. Too bad she has to choose between driving and shooting.



Boris kills Jacob in the name of slaying rabbles.



"Hey, look at me and my gun! I'm totally in charge of this operation!"



"To reward your loyalty, I give you booze!"



The Bavarians decide to get totally wasted on the moonshine. Some of the weaker ones pass out or die from a low lower intestinal fortitude roll.



Don't drink and drive.





Do however, mix dangerous amounts of moonshine with unidentifiable drugs.





Angus uses the steam powered steamed tea device to manufacture an armoured assistant.



Veronica goes Xenia on-a-top-a dat ass.



Not even a Stahlhelm could stop all that blunt force trauma.



Archie and the Armoured Assistant move out.



An Inquistaroboto tries to take down the dancing sturmsquad.



Super Kraut comes to save the day! What a stupid plan by a stupid robot.



Oh right, the roboto was set to explode too.



The Officer knocks off the hat de la Roboto, along with an hp.







No one cheats on Skyler, unless they want to run into a hard object.



Bitch fight!





"Perfect, all according to the prophecy. This is where the shovel of the gods will be summoned."



The Commander isn't too happy about his lack of invitation to the Braufest.





Don't worry, everyone's okay. It's just cleaner now.





"Thanks for reviving me!"
"Thanks! Clop 'till you drop!"
"Oh, I'm asexual."



Iris goes to ask someone for help against this clop-hating, sexist, Piltogg, racist homophobe.



OVERVIEWS

[Zupponn]

The beer! He destroyed the beer! *point at the commander accusingly* Hopefully this will incite the Bavarian soldiers into a raging mob against the commander. Then go over to the garbage can and open it to look for some ingredients for my next masterpiece of cuisine.

[Colette]

Drive the car and run over the four dancing bavarian guys. If anyone asks feign drunkenness and women's obvious inability to drive (I'm sure the bavarians would understand). Try to rig something up so that the guy sitting behind Clara can control the machine gun.

[lawmaster]

Try to call someone over and play patty cake with them.