Of Motley and Murder, Turn 7, Saint Valentine's Day Massacre

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Of Motley and Murder, Turn 7, Saint Valentine's Day Massacre

Postby Scratch » Fri Feb 15, 2013 12:40 am

FINAL ROUND

Alternate title: A day of Crits and Roses

ORKS: Zahru II

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As Nitros looks around, a slow realization dawns on him.

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Everything is covered in blood.

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AND BLOOD...

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IS RED

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Nitros the Great Bull enters a blood rage, costing 1 of his HP, but allowing him to continue attacking as long as he kills his previous foe, he fluffs an attack with the cleaver.

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But the hammerswing makes up for it, with around 3 crits on a bland D6 of damage, he smashes through both the spear civilian, and both Heroic HP of the Butcher.

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He continues his spree with the brutal murder of a ranger.

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The Spree ends when he fails and drops the cleaver, then doesn't do enough damage to kill the other ranger.

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His normal attack, however, does.

DAMIEN VERSINIX HERO OF LOWTOWER: mgb519

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With a flying leap and a shield bash...

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He pins the gravely wounded bullman helplessly to the ground.

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and cleanly takes a load off of his shoulders. He holds the head up as a sign of victory, giving a +1 mod to all none of his men.

ORKS ELIMINATED

CIVILIANS: lawmaster

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The last civilian attacks the Smeerpstrosity after re-arming herself with a sword and shield.

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The Smeerp counters, killing the last civilian, but critically fails with the club, smeerping himself across the landscape.

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CIVILIANS ELIMINATED

SMEERPS ELIMINATED

RLF: Aoffan23

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The rabbits see that they have completed their objective, and see the prowess of the Lowtower Hero, they make a snap decision.

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The decision was to turn tail and run like scared rabbits, which makes sense when you think about it.

THE END

AFTERMATH AND OVERVIEWS

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The Ranger sits on the throne of Lowtower, pondering what his boss will think about this.

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The head of the Great Bull waves proudly in the strong western winds.

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The post battle bloodscape, used so much I had to go out and buy another bucketload from pick-a-brick.

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This quadrant is where two idiots choked to death on rabbits and another died was strangled to death with their own crossbow.

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This quadrant is where almost all the killing went on, the bodies are piled 2 layers thick here.

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The Outpost, where almost nothing happened as everyone died before getting there.

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The Survivors, including the rabbits freed by the RLF who left the battlefield.

Full killcount and objective screen will be up soon, and a full epilogue will be posted for the Soap Opera contest.

FINAL KILLCOUNT

Lowtower: 4
Civilians: 8
Orks: 14
Battle Jesters: 7
Rabbit Liberation Force: 2
Smeerps: 2

OBJECTIVE FULFILLMENT

Lowtower Defenders:
Objective, Protect the Keep FAILED and the Tribute FAILED. Secondary: Keep the heir alive FAILED, help the peasants FAILED.

Useless Civilians:
Objective, Protect the food FAILED, Survive FAILED. Secondary: Help Lowtower PARTIAL SUCCESS.

Ork Raiders:
Objective, Steal or destroy the food in the market area SUCCESS. Secondary: Loot the Keep FAILED Slaughter the Civilians SUCCESS.

Battle Jesters:
Objective, Loot the Keep SUCCESS. Secondary: Kill the civilians SUCCESS.

RLF:
Objective, Free the rabbits 10/15 CLOSE ENOUGH

Smeerps:
Objective, Kill the rabbits 5/15 YOU MADE A SUPER-SMEERP, WHO CARES
Last edited by Scratch on Fri Feb 15, 2013 1:30 am, edited 2 times in total.
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Re: Of Motley and Murder, Turn 7, Saint Valentine's Day Mass

Postby RunsWithLegos » Fri Feb 15, 2013 12:48 am

Hell yes.
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Re: Of Motley and Murder, Turn 7, Saint Valentine's Day Mass

Postby Zupponn » Fri Feb 15, 2013 1:07 am

Scratch wrote:The post battle bloodscape, used so much I had to go out and buy another bucketload from pick-a-brick.

Yeah, blood can be one of the most important items to have when doing a forum battle. That's why I have a bag of 400-500 1x1 pieces around at all times. :D
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Re: Of Motley and Murder, Turn 7, Saint Valentine's Day Mass

Postby Silverdream » Fri Feb 15, 2013 1:11 am

Twas a good fight. A giant clusterfuck of bodies and blood.
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Re: Of Motley and Murder, Turn 7, Saint Valentine's Day Mass

Postby lawmaster » Fri Feb 15, 2013 3:54 am

But...But I ate the food I mean sure they are all dead and the food is probably spilling out with their guts...
Great game probably shouldn't have angered almost every faction at once though...
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Re: Of Motley and Murder, Turn 7, Saint Valentine's Day Mass

Postby Zahru II » Fri Feb 15, 2013 4:00 am

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Re: Of Motley and Murder, Turn 7, Saint Valentine's Day Mass

Postby Alex » Fri Feb 15, 2013 7:54 am

Great battle!
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Re: Of Motley and Murder, Turn 7, Saint Valentine's Day Mass

Postby Kalvinator » Fri Feb 15, 2013 5:34 pm

It was awesome reading all of this.
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