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A Collision of Interests, Also Planets - Turn 6

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 5:48 pm
by Arkbrik
Cult of BrikThulhu - lawmaster

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The horde of demons charges colonel Stephen Weir.

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He fights valiantly...

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...but their number is too great.

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So ends the last defender of Wraysford.

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The cultists attack the civilians. Lavinia Davis eviscerates her target, while the shorter cultist misses completely.

Civilians - Natalya

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Andruid 18 is sick of having to get back to life whenever people kill her.

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So she just explodes.

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A cultist is killed in the blast.

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The train conductor charges out of the train, determined to kill Davis since she got on the train without a ticket.

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She misses.

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Ron goes outside and picks up his parcel again.

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He brings it inside.

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It explodes!

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Ron is killed. Princess Killestia is killed. The undead Brwnie is rekilled.

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This dude helps himself to some fish and chips.

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A woman on the train notices that there is a boombox lying around.

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She picks it up and starts blasting some sweet music...

My Little Pwnie - Silverdream

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I threw a wish in the well,
Don't ask me, I'll never tell

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I looked to you as it fell,
And now you're in my way

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I'd trade my soul for a wish,
Pwnies and worlds for a kiss
I wasn't looking for this,
But now you're in my way

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Your stare was holdin',
Ripped shirt, skin was showin'
Hot fight, blood was flowin'
Where you think you're going, baby?

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Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe?

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It's hard to look right,
At you baby,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe?

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Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe?

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Epilogue

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"Hello? Can you hear me?"

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"Oh, good! You're awake!"

"Wouldn't want to miss this... Where am I, by the way?"

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"You're on the Bloodstained Serpent, ship of the famous pirate captain Rodrigo Palo. We found you passed out on the deck this morning. No idea how you ended up there."

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"I see. My name is Bonk. James Bonk."

"I'm Maria Fujoshi!"

"Pleased to meet you. Fujoshi... that doesn't sound like a pirate's name?"

"Oh, I'm mostly along for the... plot? Rodrigo has a most pleasant relationship with his first mate Fransisco... pleasing to an onlooker like me as well. Of course, sometimes I wish I had the chance to be more... personally involved..."

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"Then this is the day when your wishes come true. I am a master of involvement."

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Later...

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"Oh, James... that was wonderful..."

"Wondrous indeed."

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"But now, there is something - someone - I must attend to. Someone I gave a parting gift."

Meanwhile, on an Avokhan starship not far from Wraysford...

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"Soldier! Thanks to your efforts, the Avokhan Empire now possesses the secrets to Britannian tube train teknology!"

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"In the name of the Great Uniter, I hereby promote you to Tech Thief Supreme."

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"Thank you, sir."

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"I'm coming for you."

THE END

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Faction stats

Britannian Empire - Scratch INSURRECTED
Kills: 12
Units left: 0/9

My Little Pwnie - Silverdream MAYBE CALLED
Kills: 13
Units left: 1/6+1

Cult of BrikThulhu - lawmaster VICTORIOUS
Kills: 8
Units left: 3/5+4

Vergilius Raskolnikov - darkpaladin FOILED AGAIN
Kills: 4
Units left: 0/13

Civilians - Natalya THEOCRACY'D
Kills: 10
Units left: 3/15

Avokhan Empire - mercury19 PROMOTED
Kills: 0
Units left: 1/3+1

James Bonk - mgb519 JAMES BONK WILL RETURN
Kills: 1
Units left: 1/1

Re: A Collision of Interests, Also Planets - Turn 6

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 5:53 pm
by mgb519
This makes me happy.

Re: A Collision of Interests, Also Planets - Turn 6

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 6:10 pm
by Silverdream
Most kills bitches!

Re: A Collision of Interests, Also Planets - Turn 6

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 6:13 pm
by lawmaster
Ha ha success!

Re: A Collision of Interests, Also Planets - Turn 6

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 6:44 pm
by Scratch
Good game!

Second most kills, close enough.

Re: A Collision of Interests, Also Planets - Turn 6

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 9:59 pm
by Zupponn
Now you have me all giddy for a sequel. :D

Re: A Collision of Interests, Also Planets - Turn 6

Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 12:49 am
by Natalya
Theocracy'd?

Re: A Collision of Interests, Also Planets - Turn 6

Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:32 am
by Arkbrik
IƤ BrikThulhu!

Re: A Collision of Interests, Also Planets - Turn 6

Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 12:08 pm
by Theblackdog
This was such an awesome battle to watch. Great job Arkbrik.

Re: A Collision of Interests, Also Planets - Turn 6

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:42 am
by Natalya
That's not Theocracy'd... I asked you to have them demonify some of my dudes. Well, the one guy anyway. Civilians didn't have one enemy in this game, some joined one team (Demon Spawn, PTSD Vet), others joined other teams, others worked alone (Rocket Surgeon, Ron, Android 18).

Re: A Collision of Interests, Also Planets - Turn 6

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 2:13 pm
by Arkbrik
Yeah but the cult rules the planet now so... yeah.

Re: A Collision of Interests, Also Planets - Turn 6

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 2:35 pm
by Natalya
Which is ossum.

Re: A Collision of Interests, Also Planets - Turn 6

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 6:46 pm
by mercury19
Bonk lost the first time, he'll lose again...

But I must say, thank you. I now have an enemy ( Brittania) and a way to fight them!

Re: A Collision of Interests, Also Planets - Turn 6

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 11:19 am
by mgb519
You've never seen a Bond movie, have you?

Re: A Collision of Interests, Also Planets - Turn 6

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 6:24 pm
by mercury19
mgb519 wrote:You've never seen a Bond movie, have you?

Nope. It's one of about a trillion things u haven't seen/done.


Judging from your response, though, this is a reference to a Bond movie. And he may not be back.