Haircules climbs the cart-obstacle. What is he up to?
He rips off a wheel...
*twang* The wheel takes off a Falx's head before he knows what's happening.
The villagers arm up and retreat.
The kid gives the hoe to his mom.
He grabs the bucket from Sir Barad and moves towards the ladder.
The mom (no, Warhead, just no) runs into the barn. What is she up to?
The villager throws an axe at Croses, but it bounces off his shield.
"A worthy effort, but futile."
The peasant girl tries to goad the Falx into committing suicide with her female charms.
Though women have been able to do this before, the Falx aren't impressed. They don't even snuggle the people they conquer, out of fear of creating a bastard offspring with the barbarians.
The peasant is too dumb to realize what she's doing and, hurt by her betrayal, tries to stab her. Luckily he's incompetent and stabs the horse's ass instead.Draklon Raiders
The champion somehow transfers the flames onto the barn.
It's burning pretty well.
The crossbowman sets an arrow on fire and shoots at the barricade-wagon, setting it on fire.
An owl dies to massive booty bothered.
Godfrey is stabbed, but is lucky the officer crits on his damage roll. The space is small, and no one else can reach him.Crimson Crusaders
Marcriss charges Croses, looking to bash him with his shield.
"Time to give you a piece of your own medicine, invader!"
Critical success! Croses is knocked into the moat...
... where he will surely drown.
Godfrey attacks, but crit fails and again has to withstand a riposte.
Banhawk reaches the top of the barn, unfazed by the flames. What's his game?
Ah, the old pissing out the fire trick, eh? Luckily, this time Stubhammer's wee isn't so alcoholic it's flammable and it seems to work.+1 XP to Banhawk!
for this random feat of awesomeness. That's right, 1 XP for pissing out a fire
Yagan the Young hijacks a horse and fires at a Falx, but the swordsman manages a miraculous parry.
He then retreats, like a true skirmisher (well-played).
Egon and Barad move to shield the villagers. They must be protected! (so they can pay more taxes later)
Alamar and Jarvis want to help Godfrey, but the way is too cramped!Falx Raiders
The spearmen march on, but they have trouble navigating the tight woods.
The sea shell is killed, but the other creatures respond and take down the spearman.
The other spearmen react and avenge his death to some degree.
The Death Seekers charge the cart...
... and chop it to bits. It's still on fire though. Haircules takes a fall, laughing at the pitiful damage.
"Mierda!" the final crossbowmen cusses as he sees his intended target is out of range.
The Falx, bereft of leadership, attack the knights.
As Barad strikes down his assailant (+1 XP, +1 G)
Haircules spots an attack of opportunity, jumping up and catching his opponent's sword on his bare hands.
He proceeds to rip off the swordsman's head. Buuurn!
The javelineers continue their way with the ram.Black Knights
Another hail of arrows flies from the walls, killing a crossbowman...
... and two javelineers.The Animals of Farthing Wood
- Zahru II
The animals surge forward, pecking another soldier to death while one stands his ground.
The crossbowman survives the initial attacks of the animals behind him, but is then ripped to bits by the Wolf.
The baby dragon takes a ride on a wolf's back. But why?
He jumps into the fire! But why?
Oh, I see. Point taken sah.Jesus the Fish Ninja
The cultists creep forward.Cleric
"Allons-y. Chop chop!"Overviews