Jenkins shoots John Woo, but John Woo just doesn't want to go down.
The Exterminator- Zupponn
The Exterminator terminates John Woo though.
He then runs over to the cultist in the car and tries to snap his neck, but doesn't succeed.
Using fish, chicken and a blend of 11 herbs and spices, Tommy Alfredo whips up a poison antidote. He's now cured of poison.
The witch blocks his cleaver attack, but he then beats her to death with his soup ladle.
The surfer girl gets up, grabs a weapon and prepares for her impending end.
Metal Cultists- Heavyfishcannon
The cultist in the car manages to break away from the Exterminator's grip and turn the car around.
Ozzy shoots Tommy Alfredo, who survives.
Corrupted Spacemen- 501st Cadians
The Corrupted Spaceman leader cuts through one of Sgt. Cortex's plasma rifles and deals another hp of damage.
Undead Comrade Communism strikes back at Conquest (-1hp). "You can't keep the people down for long!" he shouts.
The undead corrupted tennis valkyrie stabs MacGearver with her OTC (-1hp).
His counter takes her out.
The undead corrupted Aztek hits MacGearver, but can't beat his defense roll. The undead corrupted nerd accidentally impales himself on the beamsword.
The corrupted zombie picks up a spear and kills death.
Metal Fucking Santa- Brikboyz
Santa blows a hole in the roof. The falling debris disrupts the Corrupted Spacemen leader as Santa jumps down and ends him.
The elf misses the mummy.
B.A. Team- Kalvinator
Tommy Gunn shoots the trooper again, but can't seem to penetrate his armor.
Buzz Saw uses the APC's flamethrowers to burn Ozzy and Tommy Alfredo, but neither is seriously hurt.
Until Max Damage fires a rocket at them that is. Tommy is killed, and both Ozzy and Kevin lose 1hp.
Kevin shoots a rocket at the tank, but can't beat its armor.
The remaining soldier opens up on Buzz Saw, but can't kill him.
Quetzalcoatl devours the surfer girl. She stabs his mouth as she is eaten (-2hp).
Four Horsemen of the Brikpocalypse- NPC
Warhead seduces the lifeguard into joining him and attacking the survivalists.
He then attacks the corrupted zombie, but doesn't kill him.
The lifeguard tries to attack the survivalists, but her flamer has a gas leak and explodes, killing her.
Conquest grabs the hammer and chain of Comrade Communism and swings him into MacGearver's sword, cutting Comrade Communism in half.
MacGearver and the marksman kill the corrupted Aztek.
The survivalist veteran unloads his assault rifles, killing both the Warhead shard and the corrupted zombie.
Faction Eliminated- Corrupted Spacemen
The Mad Max lookalike reloads.
Briktezuma runs back to the sacrificial altar.
The Azmek grabs the Mad Max lookalike and the survivalist veteran and bangs them together like a pair of coconuts. They must have thick skulls, because neither is harmed by this, although the Apocalypse Survival Multigun is broken.
The Master- DeltaV
The Master tries to kill the mummies, but trips, falls and impales himself on the flagpole instead (-1hp).
Not giving up, he tries to use his staff to do a spin move while hacking the mummies with his sword. He fails again and hits the statue instead.
The half mummy beats the master to death with his stick.
Faction Eliminated- The Master
The other mummy tries to wiggle forward down the flagpole so he can strike the elf, but falls apart in the process.
Sgt. Cortex and Duke Ossum- Alphafalcon541
Seeing that the Corrupted Spaceman menace has been eliminated, Sgt. Cortex and the Mysterious Sci-fi trooper go back to the future. "It's time to split!" Cortex shouts as they warp out.
The Most Interesting Man in the World-Alex
The Dos Briquis guy picks up the guitar and begins to play, powering the guitar with his electric personality.
He shreds so hard that it shreds the metal cultist as well.
The Most Interesting Man in the World: 7
Psy+the Band (Eliminated): 3 (Self Inflicted)
Civilians (eliminated): 14+2 (Self Inflicted)+ 1 cow
Police: 6+3 (Self Inflicted)
Looters (eliminated from map): 10
Azteks: 17+2(Self Inflicted)+1 Giant Fish
Mummies: 12 + 1(Self Inflicted)
B.A. Team: 15+1 Killer Rabbit+1 horse
Survivalists: 18+2 horses
Major Patriotism (Corrupted and Eliminated): 4
Metal Fucking Santa: 6+1 fighter
Kevin McCanister: 5
The Exterminator: 3
Zombies (Eliminated): 1+1 (Self Inflicted)
The Master (eliminated):0
U.S. Army: 2+1 pterodactyl+1 tiger-man+1 blood dragon
Corrupted Spacemen (eliminated): 10+10 corruptions
Xaman Ek: 0
The Killer Rabbit (eliminated): 11
Metal Cultists: 1+1 Brikthuloid abomination (self-inflicted)
Mad Scientist+Lab Creations (eliminated): 3
Four Horsemen: 3+1 (self inflicted)
Sgt. Cortex and Duke Ossum: 2
Send in orders for turn 9!