The Siege of Reichingrad (Round 6)
Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 1:38 pm
Round 6
Commandos - Apollyon
The commander grabs der Kaiser by the ankle, trying to pull him down the stairs.
But der Kaiser spins around and kicks his hand away.
The commander crit fails his attack roll, but is resilient enough to withstand der Kaiser's counter.
The riot trooper legs it.
The psionic trooper channels his abilities...
"Oh look, a pretty little bird."
The flamer lights up the bunched up Himmelsjäger. They don't die, but they're still on fire.
Brittanian League - Silverdream
The commando slings her rifle over her back and takes the automated laser emplacement and a katana.
The withering fire from the autolaser takes out a Himmelsjäger and forces the others to hide behind their shields.
Inquistadores - Zupponn
"Joder! Me cago en todo lo que se menea!"
Pissed off beyond all belief, Angelica crawls out from under the tank.
She attempts a feat and leaps...
A critical success means she's able to commandeer the Hyena!
"Vengeance WILL be mine!"
Operating the last working weapon on the Hyena, she blows off a militia's head with so much force it simply vaporizes.
The Jaguar can't move around anymore, but he reaches for more rubble...
... and throws it...
The rubble hits the Schattenlaufer, but it merely glances off the armour.
Third Army - theblackdog
While he duels the commander, the Kaiser focuses the Farce on Manly Santa...
He falls down, losing an HP.
The Himmelsjäger attack an elf and the flamer. Both stand their ground.
The Schattenlaufer turns...
He jumps onto the walkway, machine guns rattling...
... and puts an end to the Psi trooper and the Brittanian commando.
A Jaeger is resurrected.
The heavy continues his trek.
Space Pirates - piltogg
The space pirates keep firing on the Terrorkhan, killing none.
Valeera slays one and stabs a second with her armblade, which glances off the armour.
Immortals - heavyfishcannon
The Terrorkhan run into position despite the withering fire and gun down two militia.
The one faced with Valeera pulls his bayonet and engages her in melee, but Valeera deflects it with her armblade.
She then slashes her powerblade over his defenses, into his skull.
"You're the last remaining officer, then? Maybe you'll provide more of a challenge..."
Fort Garrison - Scratch
This assault trooper finds something interesting among the rubble.
To his shame, he sees the heavily damaged Hyena is already hijacked.
His companions then open fire on the thing.
Smoke and electric sparks sizzling out of the bullet holes, the Hyena collapses.
Angelica: "@&#§%!"
The assault trooper delights in the sound of bullets on metal as he fires the minigun at the Jackal, but that's all he gets from it.
Johnny Blitzkrieg addresses his final soldiers. "This is what I've been training you for men! Now that the moment is finally here, are you going to back down like a bunch of pansies?"
"Uhh, yes?"
"You haven't trained us..."
(Critical fail, soldiers lose their action)
Johnny, oblivious, attacks anyway.
"BLIIITZZKRIIEEEEG!"
Sadly for him Terrorkhan are tough bastards even when they get the 'Plasma Zerreiser to the face' treatment.
The medibot is more successful, raising a guy that was previously cut in half with a crit.
Manly Men - lawmaster
Manly Santa makes use of the opportunity to shoot der Kaiser, but his two 1's don't impress the ruler of Neo-Prussia.
The Elves are ineffective, but Psycho Dad shoots another Himmelsjäger.
Overviews
Psycho Dad: 1/2 HP
Commando: 1/2 HP
Angelica: 2/3 HP
Manly Santa 2/3 HP
Crocodile 1: 1/2 HP
Commandos - Apollyon
The commander grabs der Kaiser by the ankle, trying to pull him down the stairs.
But der Kaiser spins around and kicks his hand away.
The commander crit fails his attack roll, but is resilient enough to withstand der Kaiser's counter.
The riot trooper legs it.
The psionic trooper channels his abilities...
"Oh look, a pretty little bird."
The flamer lights up the bunched up Himmelsjäger. They don't die, but they're still on fire.
Brittanian League - Silverdream
The commando slings her rifle over her back and takes the automated laser emplacement and a katana.
The withering fire from the autolaser takes out a Himmelsjäger and forces the others to hide behind their shields.
Inquistadores - Zupponn
"Joder! Me cago en todo lo que se menea!"
Pissed off beyond all belief, Angelica crawls out from under the tank.
She attempts a feat and leaps...
A critical success means she's able to commandeer the Hyena!
"Vengeance WILL be mine!"
Operating the last working weapon on the Hyena, she blows off a militia's head with so much force it simply vaporizes.
The Jaguar can't move around anymore, but he reaches for more rubble...
... and throws it...
The rubble hits the Schattenlaufer, but it merely glances off the armour.
Third Army - theblackdog
While he duels the commander, the Kaiser focuses the Farce on Manly Santa...
He falls down, losing an HP.
The Himmelsjäger attack an elf and the flamer. Both stand their ground.
The Schattenlaufer turns...
He jumps onto the walkway, machine guns rattling...
... and puts an end to the Psi trooper and the Brittanian commando.
A Jaeger is resurrected.
The heavy continues his trek.
Space Pirates - piltogg
The space pirates keep firing on the Terrorkhan, killing none.
Valeera slays one and stabs a second with her armblade, which glances off the armour.
Immortals - heavyfishcannon
The Terrorkhan run into position despite the withering fire and gun down two militia.
The one faced with Valeera pulls his bayonet and engages her in melee, but Valeera deflects it with her armblade.
She then slashes her powerblade over his defenses, into his skull.
"You're the last remaining officer, then? Maybe you'll provide more of a challenge..."
Fort Garrison - Scratch
This assault trooper finds something interesting among the rubble.
To his shame, he sees the heavily damaged Hyena is already hijacked.
His companions then open fire on the thing.
Smoke and electric sparks sizzling out of the bullet holes, the Hyena collapses.
Angelica: "@&#§%!"
The assault trooper delights in the sound of bullets on metal as he fires the minigun at the Jackal, but that's all he gets from it.
Johnny Blitzkrieg addresses his final soldiers. "This is what I've been training you for men! Now that the moment is finally here, are you going to back down like a bunch of pansies?"
"Uhh, yes?"
"You haven't trained us..."
(Critical fail, soldiers lose their action)
Johnny, oblivious, attacks anyway.
"BLIIITZZKRIIEEEEG!"
Sadly for him Terrorkhan are tough bastards even when they get the 'Plasma Zerreiser to the face' treatment.
The medibot is more successful, raising a guy that was previously cut in half with a crit.
Manly Men - lawmaster
Manly Santa makes use of the opportunity to shoot der Kaiser, but his two 1's don't impress the ruler of Neo-Prussia.
The Elves are ineffective, but Psycho Dad shoots another Himmelsjäger.
Overviews
Psycho Dad: 1/2 HP
Commando: 1/2 HP
Angelica: 2/3 HP
Manly Santa 2/3 HP
Crocodile 1: 1/2 HP