BrikwaRPG3 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (COMPLETED!)

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Re: BrikwaRPG3 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Last Update: 8-1-13)

Postby stubby » Mon Aug 05, 2013 2:28 pm

Huh. I sent orders; let me know if they didn't come through and I'll send them again.
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Re: BrikwaRPG3 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Last Update: 8-1-13)

Postby Zupponn » Mon Aug 05, 2013 3:05 pm

stubby wrote:Huh. I sent orders; let me know if they didn't come through and I'll send them again.

Ok. I got them. I'll probably get the next turn done tomorrow or Wednesday.
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Re: BrikwaRPG3 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Last Update: 8-1-13)

Postby Zupponn » Tue Aug 13, 2013 1:56 am

Sorry for the late update. Have been extremely busy lately.

TURN 3!

Alphafalcon's Son (alphafalcon541)

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Alphafalcon's Son: "Why don't you listen to me?!? You shall pay for not listening to me!! BURN!!!"
2 Manly Men are burninated.

Nadine (Colette)

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Nadine moves up the ramp.

Bavarians (lawmaster)

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The Bavarians all combine fire on and destroy the Brag Squad's last turret.

Manly Men (Falk)

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MFS: "HoHoHo! To me my elves!"

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2 Manly Elves are summoned, each one holding a bow and a goblet of the good stuff.

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One elf grabs the frog from MFS and ties it to his arrow. He aims carefully...

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SPLAT!

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Andromadev attacks Zupponn, but the merc leader quickly dodges.

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The dual chainsaw Manly Man attacks a ZMC berserker. The berserker survives by parrying with his shield.

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2 other Manly Men move up and finish him off though.

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The 2 Manly Men that were disrupted by the Avalonian Pyramid Artillery last turn both get up and try to ride the skeleton like a horse. They both fail.

Brittanians (Alex)

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A Brittanian moves over to a chest and opens it. He finds and equips another gun.

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The rest of the group joins him. The Professor General uses a feat to create a makeshift wall. Then everyone fires on the Bavarians, killing both heavy weapons specialists.

Scribonius the Seer (Scribonius)

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Scribonius: "Well, lets see what's in this little box here...hmm a knife!"

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Scribonius: "Minion! To me! Here, take this knife and use it well."

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And he does, dissecting a Manly Man. The skeleton now knows about the minifig anatomy.

Rade (mgb519)

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Likkle Tank starts moving toward the other side of the fort.

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Rade: "Scribonius! Put out those flames! I'm going to rebuild the turret!"

Zupponn Mining Co. (Theblackdog)

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Zupponn jumps into the air...

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...and pounds the ground with his power mace! Andromadev, MFS, an elf, and a Manly grunt are all disrupted by the aftershocks.

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The last ZMC berserker moves in to attack the disrupted MFS.

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One of the elves redshirts for him though.

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The 2 ZMC Heavy Infantry move in to attack as well...

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...and MFS is no more.

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The ZMC Hardsuit takes out the OT Scythe wielder.

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A ZMC grunt and the Gun Bot shoot and kill the double chainsaw Manly Man and a Manly grunt, respectively.

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And the last ZMC trooper headshots the Scythian Heavy Weapons Specialist.

Assyrians (Natalya)

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3 Assyrians combine fire on Likkle Tank, destroying it.

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Then the rest of the troops move up.

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Kadia: "You! Melee Specialist! We need to fix the Dreadnut. Come here."
She starts casting a spell on the soldier's beamsabers.

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Instead of giving him tools and mechanikal skills, she manages to turn his beamsabers into a torch and an oar.
Kadia: "Well, that didn't go as planned."

Jeremiah and Duke Crystoph (Silverdream and Scratch)

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Both Jeremiah and Duke Crystoph move up with Nadine.

Avalonians (BrickSyd)

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This guy finds some dynamite in a nearby chest.

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The Pyramid Artillery is out of range, so it moves up.

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The rest of the troops are right behind it, while the spies are still nowhere to be seen.

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General Bluebelly whistles...

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...and the sleigh's horse runs over to him.

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General Bluebelly: "To death and glory!"

Scythians (The Shadowscythe)

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The Scythians return fire on the ZMC, killing two.

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The Rolling Bomb moves up while the Med Bot fails to heal again.

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Scrabbles then runs up and decapitates a ZMC Heavy Infantry.
Scrabbles: "Haha. Noob."

Mechanix (stubby)

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The mechanix work hard to create themselves a hang glider, but who will pilot it?

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One Mechanik turns his hat backwards. He must be a badass.

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After he gets in the hang glider, the arm grabs it...

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...and gives it a good throw. HE CAN FLY!

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stubby takes a quick peek in their newly acquired chest.
stubby: "OH MY GOD!"

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stubby: "I better hide this chest in this pile of rubble. If anyone finds what's in it, they could become all-powerful!"

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Wheelbarrow looks longingly at the Bavarian mech and gives out a sigh. Those metal armor plates have such curves...

Khaar the Lowly Janitor (Kalvinator)

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Khaar starts driving towards the Manly Men.
Khaar: "The nerve of these Manly Men! Always leaving messes for me and never even saying thank you!"

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He runs one over and doesn't care.
Khaar: "Serves him right, the jackass."

Von Brag and the Brag Squad (NPC)

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The Chainsaw Squaddie grabs the table...

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...and flips it, partially blocking the entrance.

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The other Chainsaw Squaddie moves up.

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The rest of the Brag Squad forms up near the bridge while Von Brag types furiously on his computer.
Von Brag: "Come on, activate dammit!"
Some machinery below the fort starts humming.
Von Brag: "Vere you go!"

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stubby makes a hologram of himself appear in front of Khaar.
stubby: "Ah, Khaar, long time no see! After I sensed your presence on this battlefield, I just had to let you know that you can increase his janitor level and unlock new janitor abilities by gathering up junk and depositing it in the junkyard. +1 to fighting dirt monsters is not really that exciting, so I know that you would be totally pumped by this opportunity. Back in my day we..."
Khaar: "Cool, stubby, but your in my way! I can't see through you, you know."

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Kill Table:
Assyrians: 3 (1 Friendly Fire)
Scythians: 7
Avalonians: 1
Bavarians: 4
ZMC: 13
Brittanians: 6
Manly Men: 3, Frog
Mekanix: 0
Heroes: 7

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Re: BrikwaRPG3 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Last Update: 8-13-13)

Postby mgb519 » Tue Aug 13, 2013 6:58 am

Was that really necessary, Natalya?
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Semaj Nagirrac wrote:Well, I took some land without checking if it was owned by a faction or not. I'm not going to be banned, am I? I can destroy everything if need be.


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in 1938.
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Re: BrikwaRPG3 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Last Update: 8-1-13)

Postby stubby » Tue Aug 13, 2013 9:44 am

Zupponn wrote:One Mechanik turns his hat backwards. He must be a badass.

Zupponn wrote:HE CAN FLY!

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Re: BrikwaRPG3 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Last Update: 8-13-13)

Postby Falk » Tue Aug 13, 2013 3:09 pm

Well, that went badly. How many do I have left?
BrikWars 2010 Rules wrote:BrikWars ... stands in pretty direct opposition to many fundamental elements of the LEGO® philosophy, such as "Not Teaching Kids How Funny It Is to Set People on Fire."

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Re: BrikwaRPG3 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Last Update: 8-13-13)

Postby Zupponn » Wed Aug 14, 2013 1:19 am

Falk wrote:Well, that went badly. How many do I have left?

Andromadev, a Manly Grunt near the skeleton, and an elf, all disrupted.
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Re: BrikwaRPG3 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Last Update: 8-13-13)

Postby Natalya » Wed Aug 14, 2013 4:17 pm

Sorry I thought it was gonna kill the shit out of me.
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Re: BrikwaRPG3 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Last Update: 8-13-13)

Postby mgb519 » Wed Aug 14, 2013 4:29 pm

I had already hacked it last turn when you failed at killing it! I mean, I poured a bottle of whiskey into hacking that thing! I LITERALLY HACKED IT BY POURING A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY ON IT!
But you know what? I gave up having two machine pistols for that bottle of whiskey! And I put it to what I thought was good use! And then you come along and waste the thing on a misunderstanding? That's seriously uncalled for. Any chance you would be so kind as to at least repair the thing somehow and send it on its way, assuming the boozed up circuits are still salvageable?
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Semaj Nagirrac wrote:Well, I took some land without checking if it was owned by a faction or not. I'm not going to be banned, am I? I can destroy everything if need be.


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Re: BrikwaRPG3 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Last Update: 8-13-13)

Postby Natalya » Wed Aug 14, 2013 9:27 pm

Are you on my team?
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Re: BrikwaRPG3 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Last Update: 8-13-13)

Postby Colette » Wed Aug 14, 2013 10:11 pm

Natalya wrote:Are you on my team?

Well he's not peach, if he swears an oath of fealty to hate and annihilate all peach kind, then sure he's on your team.
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Re: BrikwaRPG3 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Last Update: 8-13-13)

Postby mgb519 » Wed Aug 14, 2013 10:30 pm

Rade doesn't have time for multiple blood-feuds. His goal is to kill Bragg. That is his only goal. If helping the Assyrians will get Bragg more dead, then there is nothing wrong.
Tzan wrote:
Semaj Nagirrac wrote:Well, I took some land without checking if it was owned by a faction or not. I'm not going to be banned, am I? I can destroy everything if need be.


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Re: BrikwaRPG3 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Last Update: 8-13-13)

Postby Natalya » Thu Aug 15, 2013 4:45 am

Sounds good to me.
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Re: BrikwaRPG3 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Last Update: 8-13-13)

Postby Silverdream » Thu Aug 15, 2013 6:00 am

Neither of you are going to kill Brag. That's my job.
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Re: BrikwaRPG3 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Last Update: 8-13-13)

Postby Scribonius » Thu Aug 15, 2013 11:08 am

Silverdream wrote:Neither of you are going to kill Brag. That's my job.


Long as he winds up dead, I don't care WHO kills him! We have to hunt down all the Brag-clones and destroy them all!
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