Eye of God Turn 1

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Eye of God Turn 1

Postby Colette » Fri Jul 19, 2013 11:11 am

Sahaquiel
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Sahaquiel reserves all of his 200d6 AT-field dice for defense.

ZMC
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The Finger turns left and advances as far as possible, its objectives still unknown.

Awesome Empire/Commies
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The allied fleet direct their turrets to the portal monsters and fire all weapons.

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Leaving behind a belt of organic wreckage and soiled body parts. Blood starts to leak out of some of the pulverized corpses.

Brikthulhu’s Minions
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The monsters regroup in a wave formation and charge towards the neu-AN fleets.

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The mutated manta rays fire their unholy harpoon-missiles at the USA and Scythians. The projectiles, even despite being the fastest objects in the game, will still take a couple turns to reach the fleets.

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Suddenly, one of the manta rays decides to motivate the abominations to conduct a collective demoralizing feat, chanting ominously to intimidate the enemy fleets.

Listen here

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Quite clearly the feat failed. Every enemy faction on the board instead laughs at the pitiful attempt and gains a +1 bonus. The mutant manta ray is punished for its incompetence by suddenly turning into a very gurlish pink.

Praetorians
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Meanwhile the Praetorians decide it’s time to stop messing around and finish their mission and get a beer by dinnertime.

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Admiral Kendrick: All capital ships, fire at the Angel!

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Despite the Praetorian fleet’s astounding firepower, the Angel’s AT field deflects all damage...barely. Sahaquiel begins to worry somewhat for his safety (thank god I found a DnD dice roller that can mass-roll hundreds of dice).

Well that was rude...it appears I will have to teach you a lesson in manners.

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The remaining Praetorian frigates and fighters move up as much as possible in preparation of forming a shield against the incoming monsters- in the meantime they combine fire on one of the centipedes.

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To satisfactory results- the great beast is ground into its components as ship-sized pieces of flesh collect in a debris field.

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The Crucibles then move back for protection.

Scythians
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Admiral Karr looked down upon those vermin crawling out of the portal. The Fleet Admiral had recommended firing down with “every fucking they had”- but Scythian battle technology was not to be underestimated. He would accomplish the same goals with a mere fraction of his fleet (and a mere fraction of the annoying-as-crap dicerolling).

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Admiral Karr: Fire all antimatter projectors.

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Even though a majority of the antimatter projectors missed, a few found the target, and combined with the other smaller auxiliary turrets spread throughout the Emperor- those few streams of magnetically-guided pure antimatter detonated with the substance of the mutated pink ray and rivaled a small nuklear option in scale and brilliance.

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As the explosion subsided, a few superheated glowing remnants of the ray remained, all other parts literally annihilated in the previous destruction.

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The rest of the fleet was not content to merely watch and let their flagship outshine them, however.

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Though not as impressive of a display as the Emperor’s, for their small firepower the fighters and frigates managed to massacre a decent number of Brikthulic piranhas.

USA
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The USA fleet moves up a little and readies its weapons.

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Leading to a few destroyers and frigates ripping apart another mutated manta ray. Things are not going too well for the Brikthulhoid abominations.

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They do, however, receive their promised reinforcements, including a host of more-effective ranged units.

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Kill Table wrote:Praetorians: 1

Scythians: 3

USA: 1

Awesome/Commies: 3

ZMC: 0

Brikthulhu’s Minions: 0

Sahaquiel: 0


SEND IN YOUR ORDERS NOW
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Re: Eye of God Turn 1

Postby samuelzz10 » Fri Jul 19, 2013 3:41 pm

This is already turning fucking amazing. Sending orders now.
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Re: Eye of God Turn 1

Postby dilanski » Sun Jul 21, 2013 6:14 pm

Angel took no damage? Need. More. Lasers.
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Re: Eye of God Turn 1

Postby Colette » Sun Jul 21, 2013 7:04 pm

dilanski wrote:Angel took no damage? Need. More. Lasers.

You're right, maybe Sahaquiel was not the best Angel for this assignment.

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Re: Eye of God Turn 1

Postby Colette » Sun Jul 21, 2013 8:41 pm

Alright, since it's been nearly two days since I posted this turn, and it's been basically a day since Scratch or R4m3n last visted this forum, and one of the orders that I have received demands on going last and hence is being bogged down, I have no choice but to crowdsource control of their factions for turn 2. I will execute the first orders pm'd to me for either of the two factions.

And yes I know I'm being a rotten-spoiled host but I'm trying to expedite the pace of this battle so my mom has less time to get suspicious.
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Re: Eye of God Turn 1

Postby Scratch » Sun Jul 21, 2013 11:25 pm

Damn, could have sworn I sent mine twice, while, here they are again.
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Re: Eye of God Turn 1

Postby Silverdream » Mon Jul 22, 2013 4:28 pm

Well done old bean. You did it much better than I could.

(I also had some family issues, but I'll be on the forums again for the foreseeable future).
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