Eye of God Turn 4

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Eye of God Turn 4

Postby Colette » Fri Aug 02, 2013 8:56 pm

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Sahaquiel
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Sahaquiel began to calculate kinematics in space with his superior Angelic mind. He had to make this shot count, or else it would be another week in regeneration for nothing.

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Admiral Karr: Well shit.

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Despite the terrible amount of kinetic energy deposited by Sahaquiel’s body part bomb and the subsequent explosion, the Emperor battleship stubbornly remained, albeit with all of its propulsion and nearly all of its weapons incapacitated. On the other hand, Sahaquiel’s kill count is greatly inflated by all the fighters and frigates he annihilated.

”Well fuck”

Brikthulhu’s Minions
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The super-fleeb moves to attack the Awesome fleet.

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It squirts acid from its tail, disabling a turret and compromising a portion of the hull’s integrity.

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The giant acid bionix on the other side of the field aims (or at least is supposed to, ball joints are irritating as crap in LDD) at the USA.

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It succeeds in melting off some of the armor of the USS Massacheusetts.

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Finally, Brikthulhu’s avatar attempts a feat to corrupt the crew of the USS Massacheusetts and cause infighting, perhaps even destroy or hijack a few turrets.

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He only manages to mindrape them as the crew of one turret attempts to make the pain stop and destroy the source.

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Brikthulhu’s avatar then loses a few tentacles to the massive barrage.

RIN
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The RIN fleet proceeds at full speed, firing everything at the USA. Unit-02 reserves all AT-field dice for defense.

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The RIN, being orders of magnitude more effective than either Brikthulhu or the Angel, actually manages to take out a few more USA ships and severely dent the hull of the USA dreadnought.

ZMC
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The ZMC engineers crit succeed on a repair roll, magically bringing not only the engines but the entire ship back to perfect operational condition.

Praetorians
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Admiral Kendrick: Priority One message to the fleet admiral, requesting additional support in the form of a fully-stocked Insolent-class to be diverted from primary engagements with the Third Alliance to the Operation Falling Skies engagement with the Angel and a Brikthulhu avatar.

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The feat is successful and the Fleet Admiral honors the request.

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The Praetorians then open fire, sticking to their tried and tested strategy of capitals on the Angel and support craft on its minions.

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The Angel’s AT field, weakened by the earlier body-part bomb attempt, was pierced once again and the fleet managed to actually inflict damage upon Sahaquiel.

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The super-fleeb, not endowed with a protective Plot Armor shield, is easily vaporized by the rest of the fleet.

USA
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The USA unleashes everything upon the RIN fleet.

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Admiral Walsh: Wal, thet German bitch an' her friends in their dinky li'l boats won't knows whut hit them! Fry mah hide! I'll show them whut happens when th' bald eagle git's pissed as a weasel in a blender off!

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Needless to say, the RIN gains its own little debris cloud from wrecked dreadnoughts and escorts. The RIN had the genius idea of making the interior of the dreadnought entirely hollow. The destroyers and cruisers, however, are spared due to my dice-rolling program’s inability to handle multiple armor tiers. The Evangelist also get's off unharmed due to its AT Field.

Scythians
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Lazors streak across the blackness of space as the Scythian fleet decides to get serious and go straight for the Angel’s core before it evaporates them all in its rage.

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”Amusing little Lilim...do not dream that the offspring of Adam can not formulate tricks of their own...”

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Sahaquiel then shrinks his core, knocking it off center and spinning it wildly at hypersonic velocities.

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Admiral Karr: This party’s over. Go tell your little Angel friends that the Lilim possess something far greater than S2 engines or AT fields. We have a little something we like to call DAKKA.

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Though Sahaquiel’s core had a ridiculous agility rating, the skill boost from the Admiral’s inspiration feat last time allowed a bunch of the smaller turrets to nail the core and kill the Angel.

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Sahaquiel’s body teetered, before collapsing as a lifeless husk, the portal dimming and fading with him.

Neu-AN Objective achieved. Second Battle of New York is an AN victory

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Suddenly red-transparent warportals appear before the RIN fleet.

Asuka: Hey, what the heck do you think you’re doing? I can handle this entire fleet all on my own!

Admiral Lachlan: The last thing I need is for the Kaiser to berate me for losing our massive investment in the Evangelist program or worse, you getting all pissy that you got some dents on your precious robot or bio-mecha or whatever. We’re leaving now.

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And with that the remains of the RIN fleet, and the RIN representative to the joint Third Alliance New York occupation task force admiralty, bail out of New York.

Awesome/Commies
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Oh, and the Awesome empire fires on the remaining Brikthulhu minions for teh lulz.

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They add two to their kill coun.

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The Brikthulhu avatar is then killed by Plot Device, since technically the neu-AN achieved their objective and he would die anyway if we continued this fight (I’m leaving for vacation tomorrow, so I’d rather not continue this if unnecessary).

Overviews
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Kill Table wrote:Praetorians: 14

Scythians: 4 (The Angel only counts as one :P )

USA: 27

Awesome/Commies: 14

ZMC: 0

Brikthulhu’s Minions: 0

Sahaquiel: 34

RIN: 5


NEU-AN HAS WON THE SECOND BATTLE OF NEW YORK

SOBs may or may not follow.
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Re: Eye of God Turn 4

Postby samuelzz10 » Fri Aug 02, 2013 10:25 pm

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Re: Eye of God Turn 4

Postby Vami IV » Sat Aug 03, 2013 2:06 am

Interesting...
Throw Raphael in a corner of Trattoria and see what develops
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Re: Eye of God Turn 4

Postby The Shadowscythe » Sat Aug 03, 2013 3:13 am

. . . that still only counts as one?

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Yeah, but we killed the biggest one. :studgod:
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Re: Eye of God Turn 4

Postby Zupponn » Sat Aug 03, 2013 3:25 am

Haha! The Finger lives to fight another day!
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Re: Eye of God Turn 4

Postby The Shadowscythe » Sat Aug 03, 2013 3:42 am

Actually, after this battle I am thinking of adding Admiral Karr to my main list of heroes.

The Scythian "God Killer" kinda has a ring too it . . . :winrar:
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Re: Eye of God Turn 4

Postby Colette » Sat Aug 03, 2013 4:04 am

Vami_IV wrote:Interesting...
Throw Raphael in a corner of Trattoria and see what develops

Oh come on I thought an annoying weeaboo like you would at least have their Angel names in order. You're probably talking about Ramiel the blue lazer d8 of doom.

@Scythe: Maybe the reason the name fits so well is because you have ship classes named like the Deity and such?
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Re: Eye of God Turn 4

Postby Theblackdog » Sat Aug 03, 2013 6:57 am

A most excellent game.
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Re: Eye of God Turn 4

Postby Silverdream » Sat Aug 03, 2013 11:47 am

Raphael won't do much damage, not without his three brothers.
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Re: Eye of God Turn 4

Postby Vami IV » Sat Aug 03, 2013 12:12 pm

Colette wrote:
Vami_IV wrote:Interesting...
Throw Raphael in a corner of Trattoria and see what develops

Oh come on I thought an annoying Otaku like you would at least have their Angel names in order. You're probably talking about Ramiel the blue lazer d8 of doom.

@Scythe: Maybe the reason the name fits so well is because you have ship classes named like the Deity and such?

And, Ramiel needed to be killed by an experimental Rail cannon (If my memory serves me right), and he almost got to the Geo-Front, all by himself. I would have thought that an arrogant motherfucker like you could his angel facts straight. And I'm sorry I haven't bothered to re watch the series, bastard.
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Re: Eye of God Turn 4

Postby dilanski » Sat Aug 03, 2013 5:43 pm

Drinks all round chaps. Now to land troops on the ground and kick those jerry bastards back to Berlin.
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Re: Eye of God Turn 4

Postby Vami IV » Sat Aug 03, 2013 6:33 pm

dilanski wrote:Drinks all round chaps. Now to land troops on the ground and kick those jerry bastards back to Berlin.

You can try...
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Re: Eye of God Turn 4

Postby dilanski » Sat Aug 03, 2013 10:06 pm

Vami_IV wrote:
dilanski wrote:Drinks all round chaps. Now to land troops on the ground and kick those jerry bastards back to Berlin.

You can try...


Colette has already done it for us so... Round 3 maybe?
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Re: Eye of God Turn 4

Postby Vami IV » Mon Aug 05, 2013 12:09 pm

dilanski wrote:
Vami_IV wrote:
dilanski wrote:Drinks all round chaps. Now to land troops on the ground and kick those jerry bastards back to Berlin.

You can try...


Colette has already done it for us so... Round 3 maybe?

Could be enjoyable enough. Would like to see another Angel and maybe EVA unit.
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Re: Eye of God Turn 4

Postby Colette » Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:30 pm

Vami_IV wrote:
dilanski wrote:
Vami_IV wrote:
dilanski wrote:Drinks all round chaps. Now to land troops on the ground and kick those jerry bastards back to Berlin.

You can try...


Colette has already done it for us so... Round 3 maybe?

Could be enjoyable enough. Would like to see another Angel and maybe EVA unit.

The angels might want to bug off after what happened to poor Sahaquiel. Maybe Ramiel or Leliel are next if they're stupid enough to invade the brikverse again since they're pretty strong.

I've already revealed 00 (Scythians), 02 (RIN), and when the time comes 03 will be USA and must be infected by an Angel.

No faction wants Shinji to my knowledge. :P
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