A Lovely Picnic Signup & Turn 0
Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 7:02 pm
Prinz Anton Von Bavaria: It sure is a lovely day for a picnic, isn't it guards?
Guards: Yes, mein Prinz.
Prinz Anton Von Bavaria: Greetings, older brother.
Prinz Karl "Gustav" Von Bavaria: Hello Anton. I can't be at this picnic for too long, as my tank battalion is about to liberate an enemy city of her buildings.
Prinz Karl "Gustav" Von Bavaria: What in ry'leh is that?
Prinz Anton Von Bavaria: Lovely weather we're having isn't it, sis? Perfect for drop-trooping.
Prinzessin Adeleaide Von Bavaria: Yes. I assume you didn't invite our wretched older brother.
Prinz Anton Von Bavaria: You are correct, he doesn't know a thing about this. Amelie was also too busy as usual.
Prinz Karl "Gustav" Von Bavaria: It's good that neither Klaus is here. I don't think I could stand the sight of either of those sadistic zealots.
Time and space is ripped apart, and a portal opens.
Drop Trooper: Vut in ze fuck?!
Prinz Klaus Von Bavaria: I heard my name, did any of you call me?
Prinz Anton Von Bavaria: Hello Klaus, we were just having a picnic if you'd like to join us. I bought sausage from a vendor in this small town, enough for four people.
Prinz Klaus Von Bavaria: Sounds lovely. I need to sate my hunger with the flesh of the innocent, just as our Lord Cthulu sates his hunger with our souls and entertains himself with visions of our suffering.
Prinz Karl "Gustav" Von Bavaria: Gottdamnit Klaus.
Mustached Redneck with Gun #1: Alright boys, let's show these Piltogg-german-nazis what-for!
Tattoed Redneck with Gun #3: Hoo-ra!
Captain One-arm: Excellent, those royals will fetch an excellent ransom.
Red DSM: I lost my helmet, let's kill stuff!
Blue DSM #1: With chainsaws!
Blue DSM #2: And guns!
Yodork: Orks iz made for fightin and for winning
Overwatch
Spots:
Factions who want the Royal Family alive
Bavarian Royal Family: Silverdream
American Rednecks: Kalvinator
Space Pirates: 428th Battalion
Factions who want to fuck shit up
DSM: Apollyon
Orks: lawmaster
Secret Faction #1: Alex