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A Lovely Picnic Signup & Turn 0

PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 7:02 pm
by Silverdream
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Prinz Anton Von Bavaria: It sure is a lovely day for a picnic, isn't it guards?

Guards: Yes, mein Prinz.

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Prinz Anton Von Bavaria: Greetings, older brother.

Prinz Karl "Gustav" Von Bavaria: Hello Anton. I can't be at this picnic for too long, as my tank battalion is about to liberate an enemy city of her buildings.

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Prinz Karl "Gustav" Von Bavaria: What in ry'leh is that?

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Prinz Anton Von Bavaria: Lovely weather we're having isn't it, sis? Perfect for drop-trooping.

Prinzessin Adeleaide Von Bavaria: Yes. I assume you didn't invite our wretched older brother.

Prinz Anton Von Bavaria: You are correct, he doesn't know a thing about this. Amelie was also too busy as usual.

Prinz Karl "Gustav" Von Bavaria: It's good that neither Klaus is here. I don't think I could stand the sight of either of those sadistic zealots.

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Time and space is ripped apart, and a portal opens.

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Drop Trooper: Vut in ze fuck?!

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Prinz Klaus Von Bavaria: I heard my name, did any of you call me?

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Prinz Anton Von Bavaria: Hello Klaus, we were just having a picnic if you'd like to join us. I bought sausage from a vendor in this small town, enough for four people.

Prinz Klaus Von Bavaria: Sounds lovely. I need to sate my hunger with the flesh of the innocent, just as our Lord Cthulu sates his hunger with our souls and entertains himself with visions of our suffering.

Prinz Karl "Gustav" Von Bavaria: Gottdamnit Klaus.

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Mustached Redneck with Gun #1: Alright boys, let's show these nazi-german-nazis what-for!

Tattoed Redneck with Gun #3: Hoo-ra!

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Captain One-arm: Excellent, those royals will fetch an excellent ransom.

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Red DSM: I lost my helmet, let's kill stuff!

Blue DSM #1: With chainsaws!

Blue DSM #2: And guns!

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Yodork: Orks iz made for fightin and for winning

Overwatch
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Spots:

Factions who want the Royal Family alive
Bavarian Royal Family: Silverdream
American Rednecks: Kalvinator
Space Pirates: 428th Battalion

Factions who want to fuck shit up
DSM: Apollyon
Orks: lawmaster
Secret Faction #1: Alex

Re: A Lovely Picnic Signup & Turn 0

PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 7:16 pm
by lawmaster
Orks please

Re: A Lovely Picnic Signup & Turn 0

PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 7:59 pm
by BrickSyd
Awesome minifigs.
Also this is a clever way to quickly build a portal.

I would join but right now I can't take that risk. I'll check again later.

Re: A Lovely Picnic Signup & Turn 0

PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 8:31 pm
by Kalvinator
American Rednecks, if you could.

Re: A Lovely Picnic Signup & Turn 0

PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 9:36 pm
by Silverdream
BrickSyd wrote:Awesome minifigs.
Also this is a clever way to quickly build a portal.

I would join but right now I can't take that risk. I'll check again later.


Thanks, I got the idea from Arkbrik.

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Source.

Re: A Lovely Picnic Signup & Turn 0

PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 9:44 pm
by Apollyon
DSM if you please.

Re: A Lovely Picnic Signup & Turn 0

PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 10:38 pm
by 428th Division
Can I take Space Pirates? I know it'll be my first game, but I can't really get any experience without both a larger number of posts and some battles... I almost said 'under my belt' and then recalled the maturity(or lack therof) of the forum in general.

Re: A Lovely Picnic Signup & Turn 0

PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 12:01 am
by Silverdream
428th Division wrote:Can I take Space Pirates? I know it'll be my first game, but I can't really get any experience without both a larger number of posts and some battles... I almost said 'under my belt' and then recalled the maturity of the forum in general. After all, I joined BW because it wasn't another boring,random, straightforward forum.


Yup, as long as you can get orders in at a reasonable amount of time. Also if you have any questions feel free to ask.

Re: A Lovely Picnic Signup & Turn 0

PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 9:02 am
by lawmaster
Wait what is up with those 5 horses?

Re: A Lovely Picnic Signup & Turn 0

PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 12:01 pm
by Alex
Secret Faction 1 please.

Re: A Lovely Picnic Signup & Turn 0

PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 1:49 pm
by Silverdream
lawmaster wrote:Wait what is up with those 5 horses?


They're just eating some grass.

Re: A Lovely Picnic Signup & Turn 0

PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 3:12 pm
by Tzan
So if five horses are eating grass, what is the sixth horse doing?

Re: A Lovely Picnic Signup & Turn 0

PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 4:07 pm
by Silverdream
Tzan wrote:So if five horses are eating grass, what is the sixth horse doing?


Pooting

Re: A Lovely Picnic Signup & Turn 0

PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 5:10 pm
by Tzan
Silverdream wrote:
Tzan wrote:So if five horses are eating grass, what is the sixth horse doing?

Pooting


So if five horses are eating grass
and one horse is pooting
what is the seventh horse doing?

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Re: A Lovely Picnic Signup & Turn 0

PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 5:28 pm
by Silverdream
Existing in an alternate timeline.