One of the rednecks picks up Klaus Jr.
He heads off of the map.
And onto beige carpet.
The pitcher heads towards them.Bavarians
Prinz Karl shoots the ork, but his puny German pistol does nothing.
The last soldier, surrounded shoots at the biggest target, doing nothing.
The Prinzess shoves the ork backwards.
And points her broken gun point blank at his head. Will it fire?
Woah, it looks like the armour has taken control of the ork's body.IMMORTAL & TERRORKHAN (npc'd)
The Immortal Daemon readies a mini harpoon.
The Terrorkhan gets a better vantage point of the battlefield.OVERVIEWSBUT WAIT, I FORGOT ABOUT KLAUS JR.
He kicks the redneck in the face.
Two daggers are pulled out of his armour.
He slices off a hand.Redneck:
Ow, fuck! Redneck:
Save me Tom Cruise!
Alright, next turn is going to be the last one. Send in the most violent and hilarious orders you can think of.