Subjugation Turn 4

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Subjugation Turn 4

Postby Zahru II » Mon Oct 14, 2013 9:16 am

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Torquemada - motorhead fan

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The man-o-war moves into a safer position and unleashes its fury on the ogres, killing two of them.

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Torquemada backs away and casts corrosive mist around Gurn, lowering his armor.

Gurn's Horde - Zupponn

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Gurn tries to knock Torquemada away, alas he only succeeds in knocking Torquemada down (-1 hp).

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His crossbow orks are more successful though, as they finally take down the dreaded contraption.

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Those out of range unleash their fury on the ogres, killing two more.

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The far left of the battlefront remains the same, only one Falx trooper dies in the melee.

Barthelomeo's Team - Brickguy0410

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The Falx make a mad dash towards Gurn but fail to reach him...

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... all but Barthelomeo, who musters all of his strength to dash at the green scourge.

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With a decisive strike, he annihilates Gurn. Objective completed!

Gurn: 'But... my... horde...'

Beastmen - Scratch

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Beastmen break free to assault their former enslaver, Torquemada.

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However, only the last ogre could reach him, and for good measure, he bomps him down to 1 hp.

With the Falx succeeding in their objective, the battle is over! Falx Victory!

(sorry Scratch, thought it would pan out a little more.)

Final overview:

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Kills:

Zupponn - 14
Brickguy0410 - 9
motorhead fan - 10
Scratch - 1 (bonk)

Epilogue:

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Ogre: 'Yous pays for me brethren!'

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Barthelomeo: 'Get away from him, filth!'

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Torquemada: 'Thank you Barthelomeo.'
Barthelomeo: 'Don't thank me wizard, the device is broken! We will get overwhelmed by these wilderbeasts and greenskins!'
Torquemada: 'Fear not warlord, I have one final trick up my sleeve.'

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Torquemada grabs the banner which broke off from Gurn's armor, climbs on the troll's carcass, and prepares for a magically-enhanced speech:

Torquemada: 'Listen up, orks! Your warlord lies dead!'

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Torquemada: 'However, we are not your enemies! We share a common foe, the Imperials! That is why I've rallied these people, to tear them down!'

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Orkemada (from the enthralled orks' perspective): 'Yous and Iz are not that different, bruddas! Togeddur, we'd be strong and unstoppable! Show yer willingness to slaughter Imperials by culling these bullmen!'

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The orks are convinced enough in Torquemada's act to aid the Falx in blasting the bullmen into pieces.

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Orkemada: 'ARITE, Now wes march against one of their bastions and show them our might!'
Barthelomeo: 'I can't believe they are falling for this stupid charade!'

The orks let out their warcry and along with the Falx army move out.

Later, at Portal-Fortress Domination:

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Confused ork: 'Oi, this ain't no Imperial stronghold!'

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Torquemada: 'How observant you are. Just as I am no real ork. Now, Isabella!'

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Isabella: 'I thought you would never ask! It has already arrived, I just kept it at the staging grounds! Opening the rift!'

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Through the titanic Portal-Fortress, another man-o-warlike creation emerges, gazing at the puzzled orks.

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Confused ork: 'YOUZ LIED TO US! GUT 'EM LADS!'
Barthelomeo: 'Alright men, stand ready if things get ugly!'

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Torquemada: 'ENOUGH!'
The machinery starts to glimmer and then unleash a blinding blast of light!

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Torquemada: 'Now ork, answer me: who do you serve?'
Enslaved Ork: 'Wez only serve the Falx. Falx are our master!'

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Torquemada: 'Very well. I assume you know where the rest of the ork encampments are. You will lead us to there. After all, there are many more of your kind who needs to be... subjugated.'

That wraps up Subjugation! Thanks to all who participated, the Falx Invasion will continue soon!
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Re: Subjugation Turn 4

Postby Apollyon » Mon Oct 14, 2013 10:13 am

This does not bode well for the Imperials!
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Re: Subjugation Turn 4

Postby Silverdream » Mon Oct 14, 2013 11:09 am

Apollyon wrote:This does not bode well for the Imperials!


Or the Orks.
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Re: Subjugation Turn 4

Postby motorhead fan » Mon Oct 14, 2013 11:29 am

OH YEAH!!
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Re: Subjugation Turn 4

Postby Zupponn » Mon Oct 14, 2013 6:41 pm

Wrll, at least I led in kills I guess.
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Re: Subjugation Turn 4

Postby Brikguy0410 » Mon Oct 14, 2013 7:56 pm

Honestly, my favorate mideov faction is the undead so I hope they are featured in a battle, I so excited to play them there so cool :mrgreen:
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Re: Subjugation Turn 4

Postby Colette » Mon Oct 14, 2013 8:37 pm

Brikguy0410 wrote:Honestly, my favorite medieval faction is the undead so I hope that they are featured in a battle, I am so excited to play them because they're so cool :mrgreen:

Honestly the amount of grammar fail concentrated in this single comment annoyed me to the point where I had to take action.

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Re: Subjugation Turn 4

Postby Brikguy0410 » Tue Oct 15, 2013 6:00 pm

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Re: Subjugation Turn 4

Postby Warhead » Tue Oct 15, 2013 10:37 pm

Great battle as always! Loved the ending. :D

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Brikguy0410 wrote:Honestly, my favorite medieval faction is the undead so I hope that they are featured in a battle, I am so excited to play them because they're so cool :mrgreen:

Honestly the amount of grammar fail concentrated in this single comment annoyed me to the point where I had to take action.


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Re: Subjugation Turn 4

Postby stubby » Wed Oct 16, 2013 9:33 am

Warhead wrote:Pedonuker(AKA: Colette) Stop trying to fill Blitzen's frilly knickers, worm. You have no positive rep to assume such a role.

Oh geeze, I almost let this one slip by without a ban, I've really been shirking my duties lately.
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Re: Subjugation Turn 4

Postby Zahru II » Wed Oct 16, 2013 12:40 pm

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Re: Subjugation Turn 4

Postby Bragallot » Thu Oct 17, 2013 10:58 am

Typical Falx, great work Zahru.
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Re: Subjugation Turn 4

Postby Warhead » Fri Oct 18, 2013 8:29 am

Poor Orcs, they always get the shitty end of the spear. Who knows, maybe they'll do better under new leadership... yeeeeeah, maybe not. :)

Great battle, I'll expect a lot more :D hey, if I can't play (probably not a good idea, you know how I get when I do) I can at least watch.

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Re: Subjugation Turn 4

Postby Zupponn » Fri Oct 18, 2013 4:35 pm

I would have won too, if it weren't for those meddling Falx...
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Re: Subjugation Turn 4

Postby Bragallot » Fri Oct 18, 2013 4:48 pm

Don't sweat it, Zuppon. You make losing look awesome.
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