Battle in the chat: This battle makes too much sense

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Battle in the chat: This battle makes too much sense

Postby Silverdream » Tue Dec 10, 2013 3:22 pm

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Legends spoke of an ancient tome, a forsaken Akkadian harddrive filled with unholy knowledge.

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Three armies decided to claim it.

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The first were the Bavarians, lead by their Prinz.

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The second were the Trattorians, who wished to purge the magic.

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And the third were a group of ANZACs, seeking to see what all the ruckus was about.
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Re: Battle in the chat: This battle makes too much sense

Postby Silverdream » Tue Dec 10, 2013 3:44 pm

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The Trattorians fire wildly at the Bavarians.

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One soldier accidentally sets his gun to full auto, a setting that didn't even exist on the gun.

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And the Major's laser gun breaks.

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Two Bavarians are killed.
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Re: Battle in the chat: This battle makes too much sense

Postby motorhead fan » Tue Dec 10, 2013 3:50 pm

someone tell me where this chat thing is!!
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Re: Battle in the chat: This battle makes too much sense

Postby Colette » Tue Dec 10, 2013 3:58 pm

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Re: Battle in the chat: This battle makes too much sense

Postby Silverdream » Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:03 pm

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One trattorian is killed in the explosion. Hero is redshirted and other guy lives.

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More Bavarians are gunned down by the Britannians.

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One guy has a critical failure, he can still use the rifle and bayonet as a melee weapon though.
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Re: Battle in the chat: This battle makes too much sense

Postby Silverdream » Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:23 pm

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Klaus prepares a new spell.

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And changes his weapon to staff.

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OT Blood Death Buster!

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The last Bavarian shoots an ANZAC (other didn't get the right use)

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Re: Battle in the chat: This battle makes too much sense

Postby Silverdream » Tue Dec 10, 2013 5:04 pm

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Suddenly, mostly naked men doing acupuncture.

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The Trattorian is frozen, and will be until the needle is removed.

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The other one tries to knock out a Trattorian as well, but he only makes him yelp in pain.

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Mahou Shoujo Puella Meguca Meduka Seguca Sudoku transforms into her magical girl form.

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No one really seems to care.
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Re: Battle in the chat: This battle makes too much sense

Postby Silverdream » Tue Dec 10, 2013 5:13 pm

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The Trattorians ignore Seguka Sudoku.

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One scores a kill on a Bavarian.

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The others don't get high enough use or damage rolls, one critfails in attacking the medik.

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The Major analyzes the disk.


"pr0n, it's pr0n."
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Re: Battle in the chat: This battle makes too much sense

Postby Silverdream » Tue Dec 10, 2013 5:56 pm

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The ANZAC grabs a working rifle and moves to act as a redshirt for the medik.

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For some reason, the dirty scalpel is ineffective at healing the flesh, but doesn't seem to do any damage. Perhaps if she tried again?

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The hero shoots his Bazooka at the major.

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Doing very little damage. Not even the redshirt dies.

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The Bavarian kills a Trattorian. Don't know what's going on with this image.

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Klaus Jr. changes weapons.

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This Trattorian is lucky he wore his visor low.
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Re: Battle in the chat: This battle makes too much sense

Postby Silverdream » Tue Dec 10, 2013 6:46 pm

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The nudists prick Klaus with needles, distracting him from making any attacks.

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SUDOKU SLASHU!

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Her attack is blocked.

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And she is disarmed.

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She catches the Major's next attack though.

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Klaus' armour is too much for a single blast. Too bad the other Trattorian couldn't combine fire.

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The last Trattorian picks up a rifle after he critfails.
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Re: Battle in the chat: This battle makes too much sense

Postby Silverdream » Tue Dec 10, 2013 7:02 pm

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The harddrive is teleported by some unknown force.

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And with that, all the players lose interest and leave.
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